by Jonesly
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Twilight Sparkle stalked into the room with a glower on her face. Facing her audience she began in a low, intense voice, “I don't know who are. I don't know what you want. If you want a ransom I can tell you I don't have access to the treasury. What I do have is a particular set of spells. Spells I have acquired over the course of a very long career. Spells that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give it back now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you, I will not cast a certain spell I've been dying to test out. If you do not give it back, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will pie you in the face so hard your grandmother tastes rhubarb.”
Twilight stalked out of the room, leaving behind five stunned mares and a baby dragon.
Rainbow Dash gulped, “Pinkie, where did you hide her Princess Celestia plushie?”
Pinkie looked back with wide eyes, “I think it's at Sugarcube Corner.”
“Go get it. Go get it NOW.”