Letters from an Irritated Princess

by Tired Old Man

Master of Tickets, Part 2

My faithful student,

Your decision to decline the Gala invitation is truly remarkable. You really do believe those five are good enough friends to not want to go at all if even one couldn't go, even though I'm pretty sure they almost came to blows over that one ticket.

I kind of wanted to see that happen, actually. Haven't seen a good scuffle in centuries.

But more importantly, I'm surprised you didn't just ask for more tickets immediately. Yes, I said they were exclusive things, but you're my exclusive student. Remember, there isn't anything wrong with asking, so do that next time you need help.

I've enclosed more tickets so you and all of your friends can attend the Gala. However, my warning still stands about their attire being passable beyond simply throwing objects in their mane. However, the white one is a dress designer, right? Pretty sure that's self-explanatory.

Speaking of her, I'd like you to ask about the Element of Generosity. I received the other five just fine, but that one is still missing. Really hoping she didn't live up to it and just give it away, but I also hope it's not in some less secure safe of hers.

And I mean that. I have wards and extensive locking mechanisms on just the door. Nothing's going to bust through it, much less carry it, cackling away as they ride off into the sunset.

The sooner I get a response on this matter, the better. Ask her and get that element ASAP. I'll be busy with some local Diamond Dogs in the meantime.

I'm not looking forward to the smell.

Love,

Princess Celestia

P.S.

...Luna, I know you're looking over my shoulder. Stop making dumb faces and get ready for negotiations.

You can put up with the stench! You went a millenium without bathing up there! I'm surprised your return didn't incinerate everyone's nostrils!

No! You WILL go if you want your onyx that badly. I'm not going to suffer this alone, you blueberry pi--

Comments

[TheAceol]

Oooh, this is hilarious. Definitely worth a fave and a follow.

[TimeLord11]

Remember, there isn't anything wrong with asking, so do that next time you need help.

Oh, the many, many, many times that should have happened. Well I'm sure you'll get to them eventually :)

[Celestial Doom]

Tracking THIS one like a stalker

[BuckingPonderous]

I admit, the idea of Princess Celestia being this surly, consistently irritable, absolute ruler appeals to me. I'll be following this one for sure.

[Mad Maudlin]

You have my attention, please continue!

[Starlight Nova]

5545179 Who is the creature in your avatar?

[Starlight Nova]

Is this based off of Letters to a Disgruntled Friendship Student?

[user123]

5545257
Spyro.

[Tired Old Man]

5545261

No. Somehow didn't even know about those prior to writing mine. Oh well.

Back to writing more letters.

[Hillbe]

Dear Princess Celestia

Spike here.
Rarity the white one still hoofing on to her element of generosity?
I think her gem is defective, She generous with everypony else , But not with me.
What can I do?"

Spike/

Dear SpikE,

take a frickin bath !

[user123]

5545418
You should go read them, they're funny.

[user123]

These letters are good.

[wlam]

Funny concept, but you're really bad at voice.

[WorldWalker128]

Blueberry princess is best blueberry.

[Garrus01]

5545257 It's Spyro.

[cosmofur]

The last few lines of this letter remind me of this clip.

Particularly the discussion at the end.

[Altered Giratina]

5545053 Yup. Can't wait to see the angrier letters.

[Opponent]

But more importantly, I'm surprised you didn't just ask for more tickets immediately. Yes, I said they were exclusive things, but you're my exclusive student. Remember, there isn't anything wrong with asking, so do that next time you need help.

Oh so very, very, very much. The show so missed, and messed up this point...

[RedvsBlue327]

I get the feeling that when Spike gets these, he takes the liberty of filtering out the "unnecessary" parts.

[twad]

5619249

He'd make an excellent ambassador then. Filtering (most o f) the insanity out.

[Novalis14]

YAY! I like that you had her show caring and worry for twi. Sorry said that before but it is so rare for this kind of story to have maturity in the jokes.

[ZealousChristian24]

5623292 Agreed. So often, these kind of things can rob characters of their heart in order to try and get a giggle.

[keaton-furman-prower]

Dear Princess Celestia:

The last time I asked for "exclusive" treatment, you went on an angry rant about how I was abusing my privileges. So, damned if I do, damned if I don't, eh?

Your faithless student, Twilight Sparkle.

[Stormbreak]

Nothing's going to bust through it, much less carry it, cackling away as they ride off into the sunset.

Celestia the prophet!

[Pinklestia]

Again, just ask Rarity to do the negotiations.

[______1]

5569380 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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[arancaytar]

I kind of wanted to see that happen, actually

I knew it

[FluttershyFan84]

5690387

[Misty Spell]

Actually, in hindsight, the element of generosity might actually be safer in the boutique. Good job Rarity!

[Kilobytes]

Iis it safe to assume she uses some 'text-to-speech' quill spell or something, seeing as the Luna part is fitted in like dialogue?

[48625]

-ece of shit.

[Superblox]

6124499 Judging by the way the end is written out, I'd assume that Celestia has a less than competent pony to write her letters as she speaks- Similar to how Spike does for Twilight- And said pony didn't realize Celestia was no longer wanting the letter to be continued. Just imagining Celestia shouting at a pony to stop writing down a letter and sending it makes me chuckle.

[Crazy the Clone]

Did Celestial just call Luna a Blueberry Pie?

[GarrusVakarian]

Haven't seen a good scuffle in centuries.

Stick two krogans in a room, you'll have your scuffle

[FoodFrogs]

Would Luna smell? I can understand her surviving on the moon (being an alicorn and all) but would the bacteria living on her survive too?

[Asolem2]

And I mean that. I have wards and extensive locking mechanisms on just the door. Nothing's going to bust through it, much less carry it, cackling away as they ride off into the sunset.

You say that, but we all know that happens in the end

[Dashie04]

8817605
Rule of funny...

All other arguments are invalid.

[Fome]

5690387
...When was that, again?

[Frisktaker]

I always felt like Celestia was going to invite the others anyway. Twilight just got her tickets early because she has the instant delivery service known as , and the other five were probably going to get theirs in the mail within a few days or such.

[KvAT]

9671325
That actually makes so much sense