My faithful student,
I'm delighted to hear that you participated in an Earth pony tradition. No, really. You not using magic is the best news I've heard since the Parasprite Infestation.
However, the hidden talents bit worries me because that makes it sound like you discovered a hidden talent you didn't know you had.
You do know that adds another mark, right? It's called the Hidden Mark, and it can show up anywhere on your body. And I do mean anywhere. Even on the liver of an ale guzzler, which is how a doctor found out it existed in the first place. There can even be more than one.
Don't go looking for it, though. Luna's still looking for hers, and I stopped after the... ugh, fool's gold thing from before. And don't share this with your friends either. I don't want to hear about Rarity checking her eyes for needles or anything.
But in regards to your friendship lesson, about how that and teamwork can accomplish anything? I can expand on that a little.
You know I have Royal Guards. They are not royal, occasionally stink of mead or hard cider, are questionable guards at best, and glorified messenger colts at worst. While their loyalty remains undaunting, their work ethic is a crapshoot.
They're not all friends. And I've heard arguments that suggest some of them never will be. But they're co-workers, and even though they might not like each other, they'll put up with each other enough to at least do a serviceable job most days.
But if my life is on the line, you bet your arse their petty differences are set aside in favor of surrounding me in a phalanx. That is not solely friendship that surrounds me; that is camaraderie, and no stronger force exists than that of unspoken trust and friendship between your comrades.
I don't like the look some of them give Luna, though. Like, they'd catcall if I wasn't near her. That kind of look.
I'll need to address that issue. Remind them of whose arse they catcalled first.
Oh, before I forget about Rarity, I would have you issue a formal apology to her on my behalf. It turns out she DID send the Element after the second reminder that she still had it, but it had been lost in transit for a while because of some wall-eyed mailmare that broke one of my stained glass windows today delivering it.
The apology is for me chucking a rock at her Boutique after reading your not-a-friendship-report report. Yes, from Canterlot.
Love,
Princess Celestia
P.S. Also extend my apologies to Applesmack. I missed my first throw. Badly.
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Celestia is best troll.
5574459 No
Does anyone else find that intensely creepy?
Suddenly I have an image in my mind where Celestia dictates all her letters while in the presence of others to gauge their reactions. Like the bit about Cuppa Joe pissing in their tea or in this case in front of all her guards.
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"I normally dictate my letters in the confines of my room, actually. It's a safe spot away from prying eyes and ears.
Usually. I have my doubts about the maids. And Luna.
And Pinkie. I am fully convinced she does not sleep.
This is a good idea, though. I'll keep this in mind. Maybe it'll help keep my hooves dry." ~Celestia
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she's serving them to celestia, right?
if so, lol.
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cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a needle in my eye? Nah, I mean, even the scene from deadspace 2 isn't bad.
"Damn it! Luna always made this look so easy...
What was that, Sister? ...yes, I suppose you DID have a while to perfect your aim."
So they find Luna to be attractive? I can see that, I guess.
I personally found that tradition prejudice towards unicorns since Earth ponies were still using their super strength and pegasi were still using their flying and weather manipulation.
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Thou shalt have no butts before Sunbutt.
5594137 To be fair, there really isn't a way to get around those two. Only pegasi can work on the clouds and Earth Ponies do what any pony could do. More 'work like an earth pony unless it's not possible'.
Dear Princess Celestia:
So that's where those rocks came from. Now we need to apologize to Gilda
Your frustrated Student, Twilight Sparkle.
P.S.: You do realize I'm going to go searching form my hidden mark now, don't you? Who knows, it might even be on that pair of wings I don't have yet!... or am I just mocking you?
Me thinks someone is jealous of her hotter and more approachable sister. Not to mention just how adorable she is when she is angry. And making bomb ass cookies while stuck on the MOON? Talk about resourceful.
And I don't mind taller women but Celestia is literally twice the height of every pony. She even towers over those from Saddle Arabia. Where as Luna seems like just a reasonably tall woman. Like Fleur De Lis or Cadence.
Well, that explains why they had RD blow up that barn.
: "I just don't know what went wrong...!"
Well, for one thing, you could try turning your head 90 degrees sideways. That always helps me with my aim in a game of pool...
Is it supposed to be Applejack and there was just a typo, or was it really some pony named Applesmack?
Ooh, I like that idea! An additional, smaller, secret cutie mark appearing somewhere on a pony when they discover a hidden talent. Headcanon accepted!
For pete's sake, Celestia.
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6122337 I'm pretty sure it was Celestia forgetting AJ's name.
6545893 If the rock hit her, it should be 'Applecrack'...hmm apple's crack.