Dearest Fluttershy,
You've greatly impressed me today. You did something I thought highly improbable, for while I know you could tame dragons, a chaotic draconequus is another story entirely.
If I'm honest, while I placed great faith in you in getting Discord to play nice, I expected things to end with him sitting in stone again. As usual, he let his chaotic magic roam free with reckless abandon, and I got an earful from Mayor for it.
Mayor flipped out with a report mentioning a great flood, general calamity, and Discord just being an arsehole to her piles of paperwork by eating them. "This mismatched goat ate all of the financial paperwork! Tell him to give it back! You brought him here, and look at what he's done to my office! He kindly redecorated the place so it doesn't look like a stuffy old codger's lodge! I'm extremely ungrateful for this generous renovation of my office setting!"
So, Discord, I know you're hovering over Fluttershy's shoulder reading this. You probably have those tacky glasses you wore the last time I tried presenting a formal peace treaty so you'd stop screwing with us long ago, only for you to eat it and comment on its exquisite taste. Classy action, that one. But to the point, do give Mayor's paperwork back. I'd ask for that treaty of mine, but gods know how long that's stewed in your stomach and--
Discord? What do you want? Oh, let me guess, you want another game of Pony Checkers, is that it? As much fun as that would be for using the nobles here for the pieces, I have to decline.
A delivery? Well, if you're reformed, I'm to expect no surprises, right? You know, like that box of chocolates you gave me that weren't chocolates?
How do you know I ate half--nevermind. Just tell me that whatever's in this thing isn't disgusting in any way, shape, or form.
You gave one to Luna too? Well... if she can handle it, I guess I can. Still don't fully trust you yet though. That takes time.
Aaand he poofed. Okay, Fluttershy, while you may have converted him, he's still a bit loose on his leash. I'm not going to say you're his handler, but you are his friend, so make sure he keeps his antics at a level reasonable enough for Mayor and I to not lose our marbles. He will steal them; he has before, and will do it if he has the opportunity.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
Okay, let's see what's in this thing. I swear, if it's another wrapped Diamond Dog turd...
It's... my bag of marbles...
This doesn't fix all the wrongs you did, you know! But... well...
It's a start.
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First comment! :D
P.S. Thanx muchos for the new chapter! I have been waiting for this letter!
she ate half......
Figurative speech?
Oh, nice one, Discord.
First thing I thought of:
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"In my defense, he made them taste really sweet somehow, so it was difficult to tell until I got halfway through.
On the other hoof, that's a crappy defense."
Discord, ever the reigning champ of being Equestria's Biggest Troll
I know it'll be awhile given how many episodes are between now and then, but I'll definitely look forward to Three's A Crowd's letter.
So...Discord took all of Celestia's marbles? No wonder she forgets things easily...hopefully, she start to remember things just as easily.
Yee! Exciting. Wonder what she's going to do now that she has her marbles again. Maybe play with them?
Wow. If Celestia didn't have her marbles for that long then she's been doing extremely well!
Wow.
Just think.
She could have possibly lost her marbles over a thousand years ago.
GG, Celestia. GG indeed.
Aww. Chaotic good is best alignment, though Discord still shades more neutral, even on his best days.
Also, I see Celestia was just going for the long shot here, as opposed to having ulterior motives for Discord.
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No, it's a defense of crap. Important distinction.
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Hahaha!
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Its ammo for the ranged option of Brutus.
Its nice, solid, heavy and round. Leave a nice bruise when you connect. A lot of noise if you miss, wich usually shock the target into compliance or make them an easier target the the next shot.
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I was seriously going to post that.
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If she's that good without marbles...
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If I'm reading this right...
HA HA, you're a poo eater!
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Maybe she's so good because she lost her marbles?
You know, good in Crazy Awesome way?
5815636 Preeeeeee-fukken-ciesely.
Celly... are you crying?
5823641 I guess Celestia is finally getting back some of the marbles she lost.
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5815502 And once again, Blue Shell!
]---[ In the days of Chaos Tamed and Equality dissolved the Cult of Pinkism shall rise above all others to do war with The Cult of Smooze. ]---[
- The Book of Pinkism
6056776 I want to join.
And I lost it.
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...the Nostalgia...sniffle
So Celestia lost her marbles?
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Oh my God, I thought of that too!