Twilight Sparkle,
I'm coming for a visit. No, you're not in trouble. Yet.
As frustrated as I've been with you and your amazing friendship reports, the fact that you're actually learning things is something worth praising in person, so I'm bringing you a few treats in celebration of this astounding achievement.
I know you'll look forward to some of your mother's sweet biscuits; I know I do. I've asked her for the recipe, but she refused on the grounds of it being a family secret. That's okay, though. It's perfectly fine.
Oh, and I'll bring along a slice of vanilla ten-layer cake, made by yours truly. Sure, three layers is reasonable, and five may be pushing the limits a bit, but nopony's complained about more layers than that to my face.
You get two bites. Don't complain, that is twice as much as last time.
Luna's baking cookies made from moon dust, moon rocks, and her own tears. Apparently that's how she lived for the past millenium on the moon. "Don't worry if it tastes like hate," she said. "It only lingers for the first minute."
...I'll bring some regular cookies, just in case.
Anyway, I'll come by within a few hours after a few errands and duties I must take care of. I do expect your home to be tidy, however, so that should keep you occupied. Don't go off and make it a spectacle like I'm visiting every building in town, however. I know this is a big deal for you, but it's not THAT big, okay?
Love,
Princess Celestia
Luna, those cookies smell... mouth-wateringly delicious.
Yes, I'm sure Twilight will, uh, probably enjoy them.
You want me to try one? Er, I suppose I can.
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I think I should be sad on how those cookies are made...
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Just enjoy the Schadenfreude.
It's the little things like this that make me fall in love with this story all over again.
5573353 Remember who she's serving them to, and it becomes hilarious. Passive-aggressive much Luna?
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*GASP*
I am both concerned and amused!
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My sides were baked into cookies.
I wonder what exactly 'Hatred' would taste like .
5653586 Hm its like sour milk, mixed with a galon of lemon juice and a hint of mint.
5653586 rotten egg. With 12yr old milk mixed in.
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I sort of want some hate-cookies now
Dear Princess Celestia:
You can keep the cookies
Your totally-not-resentful student, Twilight.
P.S.: Actually, I'm probably gonna go ahead and decorate the whole town just to see how you react
Ten-layer cake made by Celestia herself. I would have settled for just being able to smell it but Twi gets TWO bites.
Lucky.
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Yeah!
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Is no cookie on moon, is only cold and sadness. Such is life.
I love the interactions here, and how Twilight is implied to either be clueless, or like 5730095 suggests, trolling the heck out of Celestia. It's the interactions with Luna that really sell this story, however. So much hilarious dysfunction!
DON'T EAT THE MOON COOKIES!
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6698913 I love the taste of hate.
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Mmmmmm Moon biscuits!!media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/1e/34/78/1e3478348d9b0d8e77a6a13a187d1b4c.jpg
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Dammit Luna!
I found this late, and I'm surprised it's still going, but I think Sur-lestia is my favorite parody of Celestia so far.
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Blood, bile, and broccoli.
That's horrible! So depressing!!
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It’d be interesting, and I’d probably regret it immediately.
That is just sad