My faithful student,
I appreciate your concerns about the Summer Sun celebration, but seriously, what makes you think I didn't know about this? I know when I sent my sister to the moon, so the fact that you assume I don't by bringing this up insults me on a rather surprising level.
Twilight, who do you think cleared that information to be put in that book in the first place: me, or Starswirl? Because it's hard to believe somepony just pulled it out of their arse on a whim... unless they did, which is crazy coincidental. Either way, I know of this all the same.
I do not have the spotty memory of janitor Jenkins. Yes, I'm busy, but that doesn't mean my memory is garbage. You speak to a ruler over a millenium old; you would do well to remember this fact instead of jumping to conclusions like you always do.
Oh, and I'm booting you out of the castle indefinitely while I sort out this prophecy you felt the need to remind me of. You know, for... safety reasons. You'll go to Ponyville for your stay; I've already made the suitable arrangements with Mayor Mare. It's a treehouse.
So go on out there. Make some friends, learn how the world works outside of books, and for the love of the greater Gods, save your letters for matters of importance I'm NOT aware of. This fire-resistant ink isn't cheap.
Love,
Princess Celestia
P.S. Could you please let Spike know that he left his eggshell in my closet... again?
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You should write for HISHE
A bit blunt and straightforward; this should be interesting...
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I have one thing to say about this.
Twilight didn't know Celestia had a sister, or that "The Mare in the Moon" was real, and by extention, that Celestia was the one who put her in the moon in the first place. So I find Celestia's attitude to be completely unfounded and uncalled for.
It was still really funny though!
I'm in!
Dear Princess Celestia:
Well, excuse me for being concerned about a potential doomsday scenario that you never bothered telling me about!
Your frustrated student, Twilight Sparkle.
(Huh. This is sort of like Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student, but in reverse )
(Neato )
Spike left his eggshell in Celestia'd closet? Why the heck would he keep that? That's like someone keeping their umbilical cord in a box...
5742795 Lots of people keep their umbilical cords. Though, it would really be more like keeping the placenta, which is less common. But really, the shell is not analogous to anything humans have, so it would really be completely fine.
Hahaha.
5690092 Now that you've noticed that you need to make a spinoff series where Twilight writes back like you did for LFaDFS. (That is how it works right?)
"... well, housetree. Whatever."
5765193 Some mothers eat them.
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Amniotic sack.
5545044 He should fill in for the Writer when the Age of Ultron: How It Should Have Ended. I'd like to see how "colorful" he makes it.
Alright, well, first off, let me say that I'm relieved that my readers aren't swarming this page, asking if it was inspired by my Letters.
This is perfectly unique in its own right, and I'm tracking, favoriting, and looking forward to reading more!
"Sheesh, sorry for being concerned about a possibly disastrous event, no need to be so snarky about it. Bi***"
you can read the anger.
Meh, not a fan of this idea for Celestia... Bitch-lestia.
Twilight reads the letter gets furious, teleports to Celestia, shows it to her.
:Uhh where did you find that?
:Maybe you should have read each letter before sending it. Now then, YOU DARE SAY THAT ABOUT ME!? I WARNED YOU ABOUT NIGHTMARE MOON'S RETURN BUT YOU WANTED TO THROW THE SUMMER SUN CELEBRATION!!! IT'S GO TIME PRINCESS!!! *kicks Celestina's butt and kicks her to the moon*
Cap. (Name of Celebration / Holiday).
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Meh ... saw this in a link to one of Justice’s blogs. Thought it was tied to https://www.fimfiction.net/story/342235/letters-from-an-irradiated-princess which it’s easy to see how that mistake could be made. Unfortunately instead of a good bit of comedy. I get a face full of OOC-feeling bitchlestia.
Kinda puts me off. Not to say that the first chapter itself is badly written, just that Tia’s personality here is more of a c**t than Twilight was when she re-met Trixie after “befriending her” and “giving her forgiveness” in the end of Magic Duel. And really just makes me want to Falcon Punch Tia in the baby makers at Triple Sonic Rainboom speeds ... repeatedly ... at max speeds.
Jenkins might have hid crack in the closet, but he might not have, he doesn't remember
Makes me think that these are letters she writes when shes angry, and then just burns instead of sending them lol
So Celestia was Bianca Del Rio the whole time, who would've guessed?
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what do you expect from the evil tyrant that overthrew three rulers and banished her sister to the moon permanently wrecking the elements of harmony in the process?
Time to actually read this in its entirety, hopefully.
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Three rulers? Discord, Sombra and...?
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Luna, of course.
...too soon?