Pinkamena Deviant Pie,
Cheese Sandwich. Gods, I never thought I'd say that name ever again. No news of noise complaints over the past five years had me believing that crazy party pony had finally kicked the bucket or gone missing. I missed him.
But I'm happy to hear he's back, and I know this because that party over in Ponyville today was loud enough to have Canterlot--yes, my little nobles again--write up complaints about the noise coming from the neighboring town. And the only reason a party gets that loud is when Cheese is in town.
Now, I know you. You throw parties what seems like every other day in there for somepony because you've memorized all their birthdays--and mine and Luna's, for reasons you have yet to explain. So when Cheese came in, I'm certain you felt quite threatened by his approach, which is understandable. He was clearly on your turf, playing your game.
But he means no harm. He's a tried-and-true dedicated party pony without even an ounce of religious dogma in him. I haven't even heard of any Cheesists existing, unlike your Pinkists.
That said, I ask that you don't convert him. He's pretty much a year-round Santy Hooves, and I'd like that image to be preserved.
Also, now that he's back, he'll be hosting my birthday parties again. The nobles may have banned him from having any parties in the Canterlot commons, but my castle is still fair game. If they're willing to pester me endlessly at the Gala, they're willing to take it back on my birthday with music and fun firing on all cylinders.
Oh, but feel free to come over as a guest party planner. I'm certain Cheese won't mind seeing you again. But if you do, do me one favor:
Don't tell him about the mirror pool.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
Hello, miss Blueberry Bush. How's your--
GODS, cover when you sneeze! And for your cough too.
Thank you, and... uh, you have a black worm kind of poking out your nostril and...
Okay, didn't expect you to snort it back it up. That was... hurk... hoo, alright. Sorry, but geez, I really wish you didn't open the door back then.
It's not my fault you didn't listen--no, no, we shouldn't get mad. Tatzl flu just gets worse with anger.
Well, that's why I'm trying to be calm, and so should you! Noone would like us when we're angry.
Look, we'll just get a cup of nice, hot soup, play some Risk, and get through this together. The longer we're ill, the worse things will get.
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Black worms coming out of your nostrils? Just chillax, It'll Pass Eventually.
Yes. Play Risk. Conquering the world never got anyone angry.
Huh. Given her role in his past, I was expecting Cheese to be a high priest of Pinkism. I suppose meeting the divine figure personally undercuts the sense of awe.
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That, and lying about your origins to the cult leader probably isn't the smartest idea.
Risk? That is like the least calm board game ever. Especially the way I play.
5928387 At least it's not Diplomacy...
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Pfft.
Mario Kart, 64 and onwards (for Blue Shells).
But just board games? Monopoly.
... Thought this was one of my OTHER reading adventures when I saw that title.
Lets play dominoes!
5928548 Spoken like someone who has never played Diplomacy. :D :P
No Cheesists, eh? Well, that's a nice thing to know.
Also, party with Cheese Sandwich and Celestia sounds like tons of fun!
If Celestia is in fear of Pinkie and her cult AND is really annoyed by the nobles, why doesn't Celestia just eat 2 cakes in one bite and sic Pinkie on the Nobles?
5929218 Because then the nobles would become Pinkist missionaries, and thats far scarier.
Guys, guys, guys, forget Diplomacy, lets play D&D! I call mage!
Tom, what the hell? That last part is just the mental image I needed to have before I try to sleep. >_<
P.S.: and I'm out of brain bleach. Great.
5928548 There's also Uno. Don't forget the card game that slaughters friendships by the hundreds
5928690 I think i know what you mean... cdn.meme.am/images/300x/2759175.jpg
5929218 I can totally see it now....hehehehehehhe
People hate Flash for stealing their Sparkly waifu.
Well, that Cheesy bastard was triing to steal mine. Stupid curly haired prick.
The Pie sisters are belong to me.
Worm?
Did she go out and play in the swamp again?
Is it a leech? She wouldn't feel it if a leech got in there.
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Well, there are two different criteria: Percentage of players who lost friends, and number of players who lost friends. First you must decide which criteria you'll be using. Only then can you make an educated decision. We should probably call in a professional analyzer at this point.
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Now you go in the corner and think about what you've done!
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Pinkie knows whats up!
I couldn't settle for if Miss Blueberry Bush was a servant or Luna...
So I decided to see it as Luna dressed as a servant (specifically maid).
I was honestly thinking that Cheese Sandwich cultists would be called Cheez-its, I don't know why...
6056958 That... That's actually a really good name...
R- risk? Urr, my parents didn't even talk to each over that night they played- *gulp* Risk
Risk, Uno, BS... I'm sure those are the games to play for a fun, peaceful, evening full of love and bonding...
Of course you could play Mao(or is Mow?)...the card game where you get three rules. The first two are about putting cards down in order and losing cards is good. The third....DO NOT TELL THE RULES OF MAO. Oh and you get a card every time you break a rule.
Play that one for best bonding!!