Twilight Sparkle,
You remember when I told you to look into Rarity designing your dresses? I regret that statement I made, because I had a feeling it would lead to this.
I'll hazard a guess and say that you and your friends were amazingly unreasonable in your choices for apparel to wear, even though I specifically stated that I didn't want any of you to wear anything ridiculous. As usual, you overthought something simplistic and made it out into more of a chore than it had to be.
That's why you're not allowed to use brooms. Gods, I'm still finding splinters and hay strands.
You know that the Grand Galloping Gala isn't something like your seventh birthday with punch and cake and streamers, right? I mean, the only reason I let you wear that frilly mess of a dress that turned you into a giant loofah was because you didn't roll out into the streets with it. The looks your parents gave me, as I recall, were a mix of confusion and anger at having their daughter masquerade as a tumbleweed. Your brother laughed his horn off and called you his little Cottonball.
Ok, I admit that was a good laugh. Anyway, you learned your lesson at least, and so did Rarity. That's something, at least.
Love,
Princess Celestia
What? Luna, I told you the Stitch sisters would be here today!
It's too late now! They get into this zone when they start working, and I won't hear from them for weeks.
Don't ask me! I don't know anyone el--wait. Wait a second.
I do.
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Broom thing... Reference to the Mickey Mouse Fantasia wizard thing?
5606951 Good question. Funny mental images regardless.
My little Cottonballll! My little Cottonballll....She looks funnn-nyyyy!
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Hadn't considered that, but with Twilight's habitual Mountain-out-of-Molehill followed by her insane ideas to solve them I'd not be surprised.
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I hope so! Get a little "The Princess' Apprentice" going on.
Noice
Dear Princess Celestia:
You want simplistic? Here's an idea: Tell your prized student that doomsday is approaching, and that she needs to make friends in order to activate the devices that will save the world! There's no reason why it should be any more complicated than that!
Sincerely, your student who learned everything from you.
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Yeah.
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Do they count as real friends if Twilight is only after their company for short-term reasons? (Firing the orbital friendship canon)
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*click*
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Not allowed to use brooms? I wonder then when she was allowed to start using them since as princess she came up with the "Sweep, Sweep" beat
Did you just compare Twilight to Mickey Mouse with a wizard hat? You know the part where Mickey ended up taking his master's hat and making a whole bunch of brooms do his chores and stuff. Except then it went horribly wrong when the well overflowed.