Dear Rarity,
First off, I wish to state that I harbor no ill will in regards to the Diamond Dog incident. It took a bit longer... well, much longer than necessary to get them to a reasonable state of affairs again. But with some hard-boiled negotiations, promises of boiled marrow bones, and the location of a gem hoard so amazingly large they couldn't possibly pass it up, relations with the Diamond Dogs have finally stabilized to a tolerable level.
Whether they survive the dragon guarding it is another issue entirely, but I warned them about it at least. Didn't seem to deter them in the slightest... or they didn't hear me. Either way, I wished them luck in their endeavors.
Now, in reading your letter, I was truly surprised at the fact that you have a younger sister like Appletack. You and your sister discussed in detail the highs and lows of having a sibling, with words and statements that ring true. It was a charming thing to read.
I'll let you in on a little secret: Luna and I aren't great sisters either. The fact that I had to put her in a thousand-year timeout shows that we can have differences difficult to reconcile.
Her response to that was making a mountain out of a molehill. Literally. I'm surprised the caves are still intact after the first night since Luna's banishment. She really brought her "A" game, and managed to scare off all those thieving moles in the process.
I forgot to thank her for that. I'll do that later, but we really should find some time to hang out. I know this great cafe that I'm sure you'd love--it's owned by the older brother of that pastry bar we all enjoyed on Gala night--and I have an inkling that our sisters would get along very well together.
We'll need to make sure they don't get into any screaming competitions, however. I'm certain you already know why.
If you have some free time in your no-doubt busy schedule, let me know and I'll see if I can make the arrangements. No need to dress fancy, either; this is a friendly outing, not an injunction for my court.
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia
Luna, I'm serious. No scream-offs while we're there, okay? I know the town’s used to it, but let's try to be a bit more civil.
Wait, what do you mean the Dogs are mad again? I just told them about a massive treasure hoard! What more do they want from me?!
...th-their mine was raided again? Please tell me it's somepony else. Anypony else.
No. Gods, nooo. You can’t be serious. NO! She can’t possibly be that dense or desperate. She already has a net worth rivaling my snob of a nephew! Just... just why did she even--
Okay... okay. I know what I'll do. This little date is still going to be a thing. It’s just going to be different.
Vastly different.
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Well, I can't say that would be out of character for Rarity. She is consistently show as a greedy envious gold digging ladder climber with limited concern for the thoughts and feelings of even her close friends, other than Fluttershy... kinda.
This is going to make Sweet & Elite very interesting...
Anybody that thinks the show is perfect needs to read these.
5652740 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Element of Generosity!
Dear Auntie Celestia.
My marefriend is working my claws to the bone, I'm only able to write now after my claw cramps have gotten better,
Tia why didn't you ever warn me about those vanity filled 'gem digger' mares of Equrstria? I think I'm doomed to her charms
And that flank ! Sorry Auntie . . My mind wonders when I sneak off to rest from Twilights OCD. . .But she was right , 'All the mares in this town are CRAZY !
Spike,
re-shelve those books
rub ma back
Party time!
Love me!
Let's go gem hunting
Let go flyin ! Oh no wings
See wut it is?
5652960 Well, at least Rainbow gives him a break.
I think this "date" will be interesting times for Ms. Rarity Belle.
I would like to see Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Celestia, and Luna go out on a picnic and discuss about their sisterhood. It would sound like a good episode.
What!? Why would Rarity do that!? This makes no sense! What is it with all the Rarity hate in this!?
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This does seem kind of weird. Maybe Sapphire Shores made another preposterous order?
5654184 Nah, I doubt that. Even if she did, Rarity should be able to fill it with the gems she already has, if she can't, she'd find a way. A way that doesn't involve the Diamond Dogs, after her experience thereshe wouldn't want to have anything to do with them ever again. Also, it never happened in the show and this is suppose to be following canon events.
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I can excuse a few liberties, on account of us not seeing everything the characters do every day of their lives. But the thought she would raid the Diamond Dogs again for any reason really seems implausible.
5652958 But that is WHY she is the Element of Generosity, for only those who truly desire something can make the sacrifice to give it up for someone else instead. She KNOWS that she is greedy and selfish, and is at constant war with herself in fighting that nature. (It is part of my headcanon for why Spike has a crush on Rarity. As a creature that has to worry about greed growth, the level of self-control that Rarity CAN have would be appealing to him.)
5655015 Thanks for ruining the joke.
Oh wow, thank you so much for giving my idea a try. It honestly worked perfectly to show just how AU this Equestria is (at least, the Mane 6). Having Rarity actually go back to bother them again to grab even more gems did indeed show that she really is parody levels of greedy in this verse, and having Luna confirm it in the end made it clear that it wasn't just Celestia having a bad opinion of Rarity and blaming her for something that wasn't her fault.
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>It is part of my headcanon for why Spike has a crush on Rarity.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
...Damnit Rarity. Some Element of Generosity you turned out to be, huh?
thief, I will have your hooves for that!
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Well, is a comedy.
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I'm guessing it's a reference to the multiple gem laden carts they took at the end of the episode. I would consider that a 'raid'.
Well... Rarity needed to get some more Baby blue sapphires from somewhere...... Let's blame Sweetie Belle!