Letters from an Irritated Princess

by Tired Old Man

Princess Luna's Big Day! Oh, and Twilight Too, Part 2

Discord,

Teaching Twilight a lesson in being a princess is absolutely commendable. It shows that you're trying to be productive instead of destructive, and that I appreciate. Honestly, the fact that Mayor has sent me only the usual damage reports this whole time, as opposed to one or two incidents involving a cow with udders for hooves or some other nonsense, left me stunned at how well you kept that chaos magic in check.

And then today happened. Look, I understood your plan when you told me just before I was sealed in that vine cocoon. There needed to be a way to have us vanish just as some horrid threat came about, just to see how Twilight would react as the acting princess of Canterlot, especially since Cadance was off tending to her own troubles at the Crystal Empire.

I just have one question. Why didn't you warn us this was going to happen? You could--and should--have done that, even if you didn't know when your seeds would germinate and grow. You could have told us you planted them a thousand years ago; that way, we would actually have knowledge and be less surprised at the whole capture scenario. You KNOW how I hate surprises.

But while I can tolerate your surprises, Luna can't. She was flailing and screaming the whole way to the Everfree--the fact nopony heard her was miraculous, were it not also for the fact that she was already cocooned. I guess even your vines are intolerable of loud noise.

If you have any left over, I have an idea of how to use them. I've been meaning to soundproof my tower and courtroom for a while now, and those vines seem to do the trick nicely. Sometimes Luna shouts when she sleeps.

Anyway, the next time you pull a stunt like this, do me a favor and give advance notice. That way I know what you're up to, and how to respond accordingly.

You may also tell Luna at your discretion, but I wouldn't try anything soon. Last I checked she was plotting something in revenge for locking her in a claustrophobic nightmare. You've been warned.

Sincerely,

Princess Celestia

Comments

[Aurora Dimmet]

Make her keep the scepter!

[Iron Sky]

The scepter was a bit much, but she should totally have kept the cape.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Oh, but what fun would it have been to warn ponies? Discord likes surprises.

[JediWaffles]

Celestia is just NOW thinking about sound-proofing her tower? She should've gotten that done the moment Nightmare Moon was over with if she knew Luna shouted.

[Brony Soprano]

5844895 Really? Really? The scepter? It's cute and all, but I'm with Iron Sky. Go with the cape.

[BlueYoshi]

So the vines are soundproof? Huh. If it can withstand the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE, then it can probably withstand anything.

[Aurora Dimmet]

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[Angelgrace]

Here, I got Twilight some music to listen to reading these letters

[Hillbe]

Luna's not yelling because she's asleep ------>She's been seeing my dreams !

No more magazines for you !

Aw Skittles !

Wut?!

[GamerGoddessDin]

5845268 You heard about Hero AKA MGQ3D?

[Pinklestia]

And so the Luna & Discord prank war begins!

[Anatinus]

5845098 Nah, the cape doesn't have the stylish grin of the Twilicane.

[meerkat8472]

Celestia took that rather well I thought. Luna on the other hand... Discord is in trouble.

[Maxes Altho]

Why you no mention the almighty Twilicane?
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[Brony Soprano]

5845217 It would seem so, would it not?

[Altered Giratina]

5846688 The jewel at the bottom should've been an Amethyst just to match with Twilight's fur/mane

[Pinklestia]

5852311

Actually, as changelings copy, sand maybe save for the queen I don't think they are smart enough to create a pony never seen before as that would require imagination, the prisoners must be keep with all limbs intact and alive.

[SP00KY NINJA-PON3]

5852434 Why would they have to be alive? Do you mean in the sense that they would be buried and couldn't be seen, and, therefore, copied, unless dug up?

[DragonMaus]

5845013
I think it's more that only now has Celestia found a sound-proofing material that actually works.

[SongCoyote]

5845098
Oh, no... a cape can only lead to disaster!
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[INACTIVE_ACCOUNT]

5845098 NO CAPES!

[Boulder]

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[Godiswithus3]

And so the war between Discord and Luna begins.