Bought in Manehatten, Made in Phillydelphia, Shipped to Canterlot
Princess Twilight,
Look, I get it. You're bored out of your wits with nothing to do. After reading a whole two pages worth of complaining about this table not sending you anywhere since the Equal incident, with the first page devoted to Pinkie and Rainbow and the second to Rarity and Applestack, I am quite thoroughly convinced of this fact.
And then there was the third page devoted to you having nothing to read. Seriously? You burned through ALL of those books I transferred over? Well, you should have told me if you wanted more! The Canterlot library refreshed its stock just last week after my insistence on getting everything updated to keep up with that pesky map of yours, so by all means, fling a list of books at me, and I'll see what I can do.
Now, if you want something more immediate to do, maybe instead of lamenting about your boredom, you chill with your friends instead? I mean, sure, two of them left, but you still have three left in your roster you can do something with, right? Maybe Spike developed some kind of gem-digging hobby you could join him in, if you're desperate.
But if you're looking for a particular assignment from me, I do have one in mind. You recall Starswirl the Bearded's wing filled with scrolls, books, and all of his various knick-knacks? Well, the place was turned upside-down in a ransacking, and absolutely nothing was left untouched in there. Now, I know it's not like you to leave a mess this horrendous, barring the magic broom incident, but we don't have a suspect pinned down yet for this intrusion. We're working on that, however.
In the meantime, it's been a nightmare sorting through all of this by myself. No, I can't get help either. Luna's busy tending to a few afternoon duties for me while I handle this mess, and the guards are busy keeping the castle secure as a result of this nasty ransacking. The maids are busy cleaning up another disaster in the kitchen after somepony tried to make a Moon Meringue Pie--I'm fairly certain pies are not supposed to wheeze and moan.
The Wonderbolts, perhaps unsurprisingly, have yet to respond to my call for aid. And while I'd enlist the aid of the townsfolk in this matter, that would also mean the press would have another field day belittling my security measures. Oh, the things you should have seen in the papers, insinuating that I've hired changelings on my staff! I--well, that's technically true with Cuppa Joe now, but not at the time of that article!
Ahem, anyway, if you happen to have the free time, I could use the help--oh dear, I stepped on a crystal ball. You might want to bring some boots in advance if you're coming.
Love,
Princess Celestia
Oh no no no, you don't just throw anything back on the shelf! That's not how it works!
Yes, there has to be some kind of organization! A method to the madness! Does your--I mean MY room look like this at all?! That's why I could really use help that knows how to keep order!
Augh, you really need to be taught some organizational skills, but who... wait. Waiiiiiit just a minute.
Yes, that is a lightbulb over my head. Don't know why it's there, but it's quite appropriate.
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That poor maid. Getting drafted by Twilight. Anyway, Luna needs to quit making moon pastries, their starting to become sentient.
Celestia Two: Oh, I know why there's a light bulb on top of your head. It's because I summoned it! With my magic!
Celestia: You what? Wait. My lamp.
Celestia Two: Your what?
Celestia: My lamp. It has a light bulb in it. And- (finds lamp) oh. You used your magic to unscrew the light bulb from the lamp so that you can place it on top of my head.
Celestia Two: I learn new tricks everyday!
awesome chapter
6470758
You know they make Moon Pie Ice Cream sandwiches now.
6470906 ... No one mention that to any alicorn.
I think you should wait to release the Friendship Games letter. Part of this is because I haven't seen the movie yet and would like to be able to watch it before I read the corresponding letter, and part is because I'm looking forward to this planned mini-arc! I can't wait to see what they do next...
Oh ho. Well, teaching a Mirror Pool clone to organize should definitely keep Twilight from being bored for a while. She'll probably be longing for these days by the time she's through.
Does Equestria even have light bulbs yet? Given they don't appear to have electricity...
I think we'd all rather wait for the Games letter until you've got the full movie on disc (and the rest of us have seen the whole thing too), because DFC did cut about 13 minutes out, and there's no telling what's missing.
6471052 They do have lightbulbs.
2:39.
They also have magically bottled lightning. They also don't really need big electrical grids when any old pegasus can jump on a cloud to make more lightning. They also have a (hydro electric) dam, supplying an unknown region.
...yeah, equestria has schizo-tech electricity.
6471052 what about Vinyl's DJ stuff?
6471299 Oh true... Though I always figured that was unicorn-powered...
6471358 Actually, both could be magic-powered, they can use magic gems lile batteries, I think...
6470955 They will need to be careful, otherwise it could be like the time she tried figuring out pinkie sense
Can I please have one of your moon pies Luna?
6471255 Yeah, Equestria has schizo-tech out the wazoo.
They have refrigerators and toasters and ovens, but still don't have radios or phones. And although there are no electrical wires anywhere, they clearly have electricity of some fashion. Also, indoor plumbing has yet to be invented. And though they still seem to use smithies rather than foundries, they have steam trains.
It's best to just shrug it off and enjoy it for what it is.
6474195 They also have a bullet train... Cadance's Crystal Express, seen in "Three's a crowd".
6477070 oooh yeah....
Here's an idea! As the princess of friendship, why don't you go make some new friends?
Chat with Berry Punch, race with Cloudkicker or something!
Do friendship games next, i really want to see celestia reaction to it.
6478753 I like to just ignore all that stuff and put the setting in a fantasy world more like Lord of the Rings. I enjoy it more that way, and that's all that really matters.