Dear Princess Celestia,
After a year of magical maladies plaguing my school thanks to your land’s Equestrian magic, I thought I could escape it this week. I encouraged some funding for a camping trip to take me, Luna and a fair portion of the students away to the Everfree forest, away from worrying about an entire front entrance of the school building exploding or massive tears in space-time leading to your world appearing beneath their feet.
I wish I could escape all of the singing, but we both know how impossible that is for me. But surely I could get away from magic for just one measly week in a perfectly normal, not enchanted forest.
I could have had a great time, reminiscing about the days of old where Luna and I played in the lake, built a sundial she hated, went hiking in the woods, listening to Luna gripe about how ‘useful’ a sundial was at night, roast marshmallows by a campfire, and argue over whether or not night-vision goggles were a better camp gift than solar-powered lanterns. Good times.
Except your Equestrian magic was there. AGAIN. If I thought the magic was bad enough destroying my school, wrecking my nostalgic camping grounds hurt me right in my childhood! Roots and vines creeping all over the totem pole, lodge and gazebo! It even nearly destroyed the sundial, much to my sister’s delight!
Why? Why does your world’s magic keep meddling with my world, even in places where I’d never think it would show up?! Who would even remotely guess the magic came from seven magical geodes sitting in a cave in the middle of the rock quarry? A cave, mind you, that didn’t exist in any capacity the last time I came here! I even doubt it existed when the magic troubles happened at my school, since Gloriosa never had those geodes in her possession until this month when Filthy wanted to foreclose the property.
Luna and I had a very long talk with her about everything she did. It was mostly about the camp’s unusual financial situation with Filthy Rich and a little about the sundial, although Luna will tell you that’s a lie.
Now, it’s bad enough that this cave appeared out of nowhere within the past month, who would guess AGAIN that those seven geodes just happened to perfectly line up with seven of the most magically gifted students attending my school, one of which a transfer student, with matching colors and anime-style outfit transformations and everything? How does any of this make sense at all?! Who or what put them there, and why now?
You have to know something about all of this, Celestia. You must! Or if you don’t know, you know someone that does! There’s no conceivable way this much magical nonsense can manifest itself without recently interacting with your world somehow. And I’m worried it’s going to get worse. I can’t explain it, but ever since Twilight turned into that Midnight monstrosity and we began communicating with each other, I’m worried that those tears so close to the portal might… make things phenomenally worse than they are now.
I need answers, Celestia. Even if they’re just wild guesses and asspulls, I want to hear your thoughts on all this magical madness.
Oh, and I need help figuring out why my hands are currently scalding. They heated our door handle so hot they burned Luna’s hand when she tried coming in a few moments after I came home. I’m currently writing this letter with oven mitts for sake of not burning the journal.
I swear if I have magical powers as a result of all this chaos, I’m going to burn the house down.
I really wish that was just a metaphor.
Awaiting your reply,
Principal Celestia
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This makes sense, between Sunset Satan, the Sirens, Midnight Sparkle and now this, Principal Celestia must be almost terrified of the idea of magic doing something to her students again.
Don't worry, it's just the two universes collapsing into one as a result of ponies playing around with a portal to alternate worlds too frequently.
Starswirl *thought* he fixed the problem when he restricted the second mirror's activation time. Just like he thought he'd made time travel safe by having his spell make closed loops. Whoever could have forseen that other unicorns would one day be smart enough to remove the restrictions?
Writing a journal with oven mitts? That's pretty impressive if you ask me. It's hard moving around your fingers around those things. I think. I dunno, I haven't tried it out, but I don't think it's easy writing something legible while wearing oven mitts.
Also, useless fact: this is now the fifth story I have read on this site that has now exceeded 100,000 words.
Poor human Celestia. She never signed up for this. She signed up for this even less than her students did; at least they actually get to benefit from the magic on occasion.
And I can only imagine what Luna's ability might be. Possibly something dream related, though that might be too obvious.
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With any luck, the differences in respective laws of physics won't be so great that one or both universes are totally annihilated. Fingers crossed!
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100,000? What are you talking abo--
*just noticed the number*
...Oh dear gods, I've written THAT much?!
Every time this shows up on the featured list for a second or two I see the title as "Letters From An Irradiated Princess."
Honestly though, I like the idea of a story called "Letters From An Irradiated Princess", mainly because it sounds pretty funny.
Principal Celestia, just remember; if you find a deserted cabin in the Everfree Forest with an old tome in it, never read from it.
Grooovy.
Don't forget the lemons!
We should send our criminals over to Equestria in retaliation.
7615873 shove the tome in pinkys mane/hair and insist on her never ever removing it, problem solved
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It exists.
7616161 I must be physic!
7615642 A good writer doesn't realise how much work they have done. Of course someone has to point it out. Then he/she feels more tired than they were before they started and wonder why.
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The may be the problem; it would explain just how she's able to do the things she does. She just may be Equestria's version of Ash Williams...
In the "Reflections" arc of the comics, Princess Celestia outright states that the more worlds interfere with each other, the more similar they become.
So yeah, Principle Celestia has good reason to worry.
7615695 You and me both... I even referenced in my own story
"asspulls" is a silly phrase. I love it
7616774 but that was the prototype mirror 8. I mean sure there not going to be a huge world merging like in the comic. But still it all starswirld fault. I hope he rolling in his grace
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Just so you know, "Rolling in his grave" would mean he was distressed at what was happening, not that he was guilty about anything.
And Star Swirl has actually been pretty good with the "don't leave super dangerous artefacts lying around" thing that most wizards struggle with... although that might be because Celestia took possession of it all when he died...
7615397 I think your assumptions there are a little on the fringe of belief
7615608 if it comes to that Sunset will have to decide which to save
FIRE POWER!!!!!!
...so will Luna get ice powers? :3
Uh-oh, sounds like a dimensional collapse... Terribly sorry everyone/everypony but our worlds are about to awkwardly merge leaving you all with personality/identity disorders and memories of things you never experienced... Either that or Earth just has some latent magics that got woken up good.