This story is a sequel to Dash of Humanity

I'm stuck in Equestria, which reminds me of the dark ages. Instead of internet and fast-food, I have Rainbow Dash. She's been asked to help me learn to fit in... I'd like a refund.

I suppose we got off to a good start, aside from being told that after all I'd done I'd never see Earth again. So long as I can look on the bright side of life, and not get arrested for running pranks on everypony with Dash, I might just survive long enough to find my purpose in Equestria. So help me, however, if I get any vegetable related cutie marks I will choke a Princess.

Cover Art by JinZahn
Sequel to Dash of Humanity
Edited by: Selbi, Abcron, Cassius Litner, Seven Fates,
Refro, BronyWriter

It started out as a normal night for a marathon, a group of 6 bronies sit before the tv screen. As the characters in the TV started talking to them instead of each other, they were suddenly thrusted into the world they have known and loved; the world of Equestria.

[Disclaimers: There may or may not be non-serious chapters in this story. The human characters aren't really in a band, but one of them is a brony music-holic.

Take on a story based on ponies, and all the non-serious adventures one can come up with!

Proofread by:Dukesofhazzardftw

We can all go to Equestria, yep all of us. But there's something that you must go through to get there. Follow my journey through it all to be the first citizen in Equestria.

Characters will be added but not shown on the character thingy.

{My second story that may be a flop but I would like to continue to get better and make this a good story for all.}

( I would like to give special thanks to Ryanchopper12 for he is my idea-maker-helper-person, or a shorter word for it that I dont know. I would also thank demanji for helping correct grammer in my stories. Brohoof to you all!)

It was just a normal day and I had just gotten off of work. While driving home from work, listening to Rammstein, when a vehicle blind sides the driver's side of my car. Despite my best efforts I pass out. When I wake up, I was laying on a bed of someone's house.

Where am I? How did I get here? Why am I not in a hospital How is my car? The foot steps from the other room tell me that, my questions may be answered.

(This is another self insert. But it is not canon to the Strange Happening's story line or My Conversation With A Moon Goddess. Think of that as me in a different universe. Now, BEFORE you hit the dislike button and go to something else, this is not like my first self insert. This one will be more realistic in the way that I would act and react to magical talking ponies. Needless to say MLP doesn't exist in this story. Please give it a chance.)

When a human is thrust into Equestria on a whim, he struggles to fit in with the locals of this strange land and tries to figure out how to get home, making new friends along the way.

Anthony, a 15 year old high school brony, wishes that My Little Pony was real and gets more than he bargained for.
living an uncomfortable life, he searches for friendship far beyond his comfort zone. will he find what he is looking for or will it all be for naught? this story was inspired by Faith
by Edock, go check it out! you won't regret it!

Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.

Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.

Edits by: Selbi, Abcron, Breath of Plagues, Refro, Jaestring, The Parasprite, Starbound Gurren
Pre-read by: SkeeterTL, Solidfire, Penjacker, TypewriterError, Pearple Prose
(It took all of them to corral my insanity.)
Cover art by Tsitra360
V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo.
V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.

This is just great one moment I was in the lake with my friends and the next thing I know I'm tied in this chair blindfolded and with a cloth in my mouth. Then I come to realize where I am . I'm in Equestria .

First Story. Inspired by but hopefully different than My Little Dashie. New York City, 1988. Dennis Sadnik seems to have it all: wife, three kids, and nice house in Queens. But his life has changed, and not for the better, and steps into the street to vent. But his life takes an unusual turn when he encounters a young brown filly on the street. Unable to fund its owner or give it away, he is inspired to move with his family to his wife's family's farmhouse in Upstate New York. He finds the change to be beneficial. 11 years later, he find himself all alone. His wife dead, his kids off to college or abroad, all alone with his pony Crystal , and decides to turn his mostly empty farmhouse into a bed and breakfast for tourists.

In the summer of 99', two college girls come to his house, wanting to enjoy the town of Saratoga Springs, they say. They act strangely, he observes. But he'll soon learn there is more to these girls, and his own little pony than meet the eye.