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It was just a normal day and I had just gotten off of work. While driving home from work, listening to Rammstein, when a vehicle blind sides the driver's side of my car. Despite my best efforts I pass out. When I wake up, I was laying on a bed of someone's house.

Where am I? How did I get here? Why am I not in a hospital How is my car? The foot steps from the other room tell me that, my questions may be answered.

(This is another self insert. But it is not canon to the Strange Happening's story line or My Conversation With A Moon Goddess. Think of that as me in a different universe. Now, BEFORE you hit the dislike button and go to something else, this is not like my first self insert. This one will be more realistic in the way that I would act and react to magical talking ponies. Needless to say MLP doesn't exist in this story. Please give it a chance.)

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Comments ( 27 )

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You know, the big boss, the alpha male.

3392697 Oh, okay. I see now lol. Well, maybe. We still need to see what the others think of his/my actions.

Erm, is RD going to get a deadly-if-left-untreated infection in her leg now?

4467161 Naw, maybe a trip to the hospital or a healing spell from Twilight. Not a bad idea, though.

4468892 Just asking because human bites is nothing to laugh at because of bacteria, but then again, it wasn't really a "human" bite.

This whole Lyra being obsessed with humans cliche is so overused

4698065 I was going for "overly excited she was right" thing. But, yeah, it is.

Very rushed. Hope the rest of the story is not as rushed. Reading onward.

O.k. got about half way through the chapter and I could not continue. WAY too rushed and too many spelling errors to count. Not to mention the Human character is an utter douche. I'm out.

6257603 Thats unfortunate that my story isn't up to standard, but it would help if people actually pointed out the spelling mistakes instead of just doing what you fucking did. I don't have time to go over every chapter of a story that I'm not currently writting, for spelling mistakes. So, some help would be nice, instead of the "fuck this, I'm out." response. Thanks for calling me a douche by the way, because, you know, it's a self insert.

I looked at the mint green unicorn. She looked back at me. "I'm so so sorry!" She had tears forming in her eyes. "I didn't mean to make you resort to jumping off a cliff! I just want to ask some questions! Can you forgive me?" Some tears were streaming from her face. But I wasn't impressed.

I looked out the window. "No." I said maybe a little too harshly. I heard her whimper and leave the room. Fuck...

"Zane!" Twilight yelled.

"What!?" I yelled back, shocking everyone except the Princess. "I don't know how it works here, but in my world you can't forgive or be forgiven that easily. She'll have to work for it!"

Getting Bojack Horseman flashbacks on this one... kind of.

"Sound proofing spell. Now." I whispered. She cast it and nodded, confirming it was in place. "I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!!" I roared.

You know what comes next.

wheeeeee:pinkiehappy:!!! only comment on this chapter... kinda lonely...:ajsleepy:

4700179 in fact it is so over-used it has become classic:yay:

That’s when the driver's side window of my car exploded!

I also noted that the bed I was on was a bit too short.

——)"Ow sonovabitch!" I said while rapidly rubbing the back of my head.

"Are you still there?”(—— I hid behind something but didn't speak.

"I thought it might not work." She said. "Though I am impressed that you were able to open that."

As soon as I walked up the stairs, Fluttershy freaked out and ran into the room where Applejack was.

"No. Don't bother, I can't read your language. I already tried." I tapped the bat on the couch a few times.

"She’s still resting, so she will need a few more minutes."

I was a little surprised, but Twilight had most of my attention.

You didn't think to tell me about this?!

Despite all of this, I was fortunate enough to find a park after a few minutes.

I closed my eyes, which made me wonder.

My eyes shot open, which made my eyes feel like they caught fire for a brief moment.

I made a peep hole and watched as he glared in my direction. Which was replaced by confusion. Until he was smacked and left standing there. After a second, he took off after her.

I turned around slowly to see a mint green unicorn smiling as widely as she can.

"Yes. She wants to see you A.S.A.P. I'll go tell her you are awake."

"Why would you even think about such a thing?

Isn't getting this upset with a patient unprofessional? Think before-" I stopped

"Y-you can't mean that!" Said the pegasus said.

"No,(——" The princess said.

Not the beast story I read but not the worst nether

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