How Did I Get Here?

by k12314


Chapter 14: OH GREAT.

CHAPTER 14

I sat in my house (Which I had purchased just two days before the Wonderbolts' performance) and thought about The Doctor. I was really worried about Derpy and Zephyr. It felt as if I was forgetting somepony...


Oh no...


DASHIE.


I ran outside and looked up to Cloudsdale. I can't fly. Crud.


Wait... Yes I can!


I looked down at my shoes, and the little wings on the sides were still there. I jumped up in the air and flew off towards the city in the sky...

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Well, that was a stupid idea.


I had to wander around for a half an hour looking for somepony who knew where Dashie lived. I really need to start thinking things through.


I stood outside of her house. "Not bad..." I thought. I went up to knock on the door.


After about a minute, Dashie answered. She looked like she hadn't slept ever since we got back. She must have had nightmares about her little trip through time. Wonderful...


"Oh... Hey Kyle..." She sounded as bad as she looked.


"Hey, Dashie... May I come in?" You could cut the guilt in my voice with a knife.


"Sure..."


Her house was as impressive inside as it was outside. I saw the Wonderbolts clock I had fixed for Derpy sitting on a table near the door. There were Wonderbolts knick-knacks and collectibles all over the place... Wow. I knew Dashie was a fangirl, but... Wow.


She sat down on a cloud-sofa in the next room over. I saw her cuddling with one of the plushies I bought her. "D'awww..." Was all I could think...


I sat down next to her. I looked her over, and noticed just how bad her condition was. Her wings were frazzled, a few feathers missing, her mane was matted and dirty, and she had bags under her eyes. I was deeply worried for her.


"Why were you in the TARDIS?" I asked in a concerned tone.


"The wha... Oh, that blue box. I was flying around, and I saw you talking to that Doctor guy, so I snuck into it without letting anypony see me."


"Well, are you OK?" Please say yes...


"Yeah. But do you think you could... Just stay for a little while?" She curled up and laid on the couch. She rested her head on my knee.


"Sure." I started stroking her mane. Partly to comfort her, partly to smooth it out and make it look at least a little better. In about ten seconds, I heard her breathing start to slow and steady out. She had fallen asleep.


"Oh man..." I wanted to get up, but I didn't want to wake her.


I leaned down. "Dashie..." I whispered into her ear.


Her head shot up and she looked at me. Her face was tinted red. Huh...


She moved so I could stand up, and grinned sheepishly. I chuckled.


"Alright, glad to know your OK Dashie. Laters!"


"Bye..." She sounded embarrassed. I payed this no mind and flew back home.

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I was laying on my sofa, listening to my music.


"Everybody's working for the weekend..." I sang along in a mundane, almost whispering tone.


"Everybody wants a lil' romance..." I thought of Dashie for a second.


"Everybody's go-ing off the deep end..." I thought of her again.


Before I could continue, I heard a familiar "Whooshing" noise. Oh Goddesses not this again. I paused the music to listen.


After a few more seconds, it stopped. "No blue box in my living room? No? Good."


Immediately after that thought, I heard a crash from the attic. Then from the second floor. Then from in front of me. After the dust cleared, I saw the TARDIS sitting amongst bits of splintered wood, and the remains of my coffee table, which it had landed on. You have got to be KIDDING ME.


The Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS, and Derpy and Zephyr followed suite.


"Hello there!" Doctor... I am going to kill you.


"Hi there Kyle!" The sound of Derpy's voice calmed me down. At least she was OK.


"Woah! That was insane!" Zephyr jumped out of the TARDIS and landed with his face inches from mine. Personal space, man.


"We went back in time and saw how Equestria was made, we stopped a Diamond Dog from tearing up a village from 3000 years ago, we-"


"Relax, dude. I get it." That did sound pretty epic though.


I looked at the gaping hole in my roof. I looked at The Doctor with anger in my eyes. He looked at me, and slowly trotted towards the TARDIS. "OK... I know you're mad... But..." And with that, he grabbed Derpy by the tail and ran inside the TARDIS. He locked the door behind him. Then they started to teleport away, leaving Zephyr with me.


I looked at him. "You owe me a new roof, bub."