//------------------------------// // Bonus: The Demon and The Daredevil // Story: What Would Really Happen // by Z-A-C //------------------------------// ~Bonus: The Demon and The Daredevil~ Day One Zeke was looking up at the cloud house with an unamused look on his face. He looked at Rainbow Dash. “How are we supposed to get up there?” He asked with a scowl. Rainbow Dash shrugged. “Don’t know about you, but I’m flyin’ up.” Zeke glared at her. “If I’m staying with you till god knows how long, you best not push my buttons.” “Oh relax.” She sighed and bent down. “Here, climb on.” He raised an eyebrow. “Really?” She glared at him. “This isn’t exactly easy for me you know!?” Zeke crossed his arms. “Do you realize what position this is?! Come on already!” “I guess you have a point.” He walked over and climbed onto her back. With some effort Rainbow took off, and soon landed near the entrance to the house. Zeke got off of Rainbow’s back, and tapped the cloud with his foot. “Looks like the spell worked. Good.” Rainbow opened the door, and walked inside. Zeke followed. He looked around, and had only one thing to say. “What do you think?” Rainbow asked while flopping down on the couch. “Hmm.” “Is that all?” She deadpanned. “Really?” “The only thing extraordinary about this house, is that it’s made of clouds. And has rainbow fountains in the yards.” “And you’ve seen rainbow fountains before?” “No. Do I look like someone who would be impressed by that?” “I guess not.” She sighed. “This is going to be a long week…” Day Two “You have a turtle for a pet?” Zeke said with his arms crossed. “Actually he’s a tortoise. I got it wrong at first too, so don’t worry about it.” Zeke raised an eyebrow. “Does it look like I am?” Rainbow sighed. “No…” “I find it odd, though.” “What?” Rainbow asked with a raised brow. “Animals having other animals as pets. Why you ponies get the talk and not them? What’s fair about that?” “Hey!” Rainbow yelled. “We are not animals! We have thoughts and emotion and stuff!” “And they don’t!” Zeke yelled back, silencing her. “You fucking ponies are too similar to humans, it sickening! How is it so hard to grasp the concept that if it’s alive, it has feeling too!!” “Even plants?” She asked cautiously. “YES!!” He stopped and thought about. “Well, maybe. It depends on the plant. Speaking of plants, I’m hungry. Where’s the meat!?” “Why would I have meat!?” “I don’t know! You seem like the cannibal type to me, I guess.” “Why would I be a cannibal?!” “Why would anybody?! Now find me something to eat, before I sacrifice Tank!” “You. Wouldn’t. Dare.” Rainbow said in a dead serious voice. “I just might. Don’t push me!” Rainbow Dash glared at him, and got in his face. “Why you good-for-nothing insensitive jerk!!” “Get. Out Of. My. Face.” “And why should I!?” “Remember that warning Zane gave you before we left the library?” “What warning?” “Wrong answer!” Zeke yelled as he grabbed Rainbow’s left fore leg, bit down hard on it, and tore a small bit a flesh off, chewed and swallowed. “OW! You son of a bitch!!” “Now get me food, or I’ll take another chunk out of your leg!!” “You sexist bucking-“ “Sexist? This has nothing to do with being sexist! You’re not being a good host. You’re supposed to be taking care of me!! So far I’m not impressed!” “Whatever! Just GET OUT!!” She turned around and bucked him. He promptly flew through the door, and through the air. Ten Minutes Later Zeke knocked on the library’s door. “Coming!” ‘It’s probably Spike…’ He thought. And then the door opened, and it was… “I knew it.” Zeke didn’t give a greeting, he just walked in. I was laying on the couch. “Hey, didn’t expect to see you so soon.” Zeke growled. “That repressed lesbian psycho isn’t worth my company.” I sighed. “What happened?” “She pushed me.” He shrugged. “I told her not to do that.” I said in an exasperated tone. “She wasn’t even paying attention! She didn’t know you warned her about anything!” He yelled. “And then she kicks me out after being a poor host! The nerve of her!!” And then I noticed his face was redder than usual. “Is that blood?” “Yes!” “What did you do?!” “I tore out a chunk of her flesh and ate it! It wasn’t even that good!!” I shook my head. “God dammit. Twilight! Watch him, I’m goning to see if Rainbows okay!” “Wait, what?!” “Zeke will explain everything! I gotta go.” Day Three Zeke perked up. “Well, look at that! He’s finally growing up! Spread some chaos for me up there. I never liked them.” I ran down the stairs. “Zeke, you feel it too?” “Yes I do. I’m actually proud of him.” “Whatever. It’s going to take all three of us, plus Twilight and her friends to at least find him. Get ready, we leave in an hour.”