//------------------------------// // Chapter3: No more weird stuff right? // Story: The seventh element // by Kalebdash64 //------------------------------// After some explaining on how I know everypony... Wich took about an hour they were looking at me in awe. "So let me this straight you watched us for your enjoyment?",RD asked. "Yep",I said looking through my backpack."Does it really sound that... I stopped as I saw the golden necklace. "Yep," AJ said. I finally found what I was looking for. My flipflops. I put they on clossed my backpack and placed it on my back but it felt unconfortable. "What's wrong, darling?",Rarity asked. I guess my reaction gave it away that something was wrong.I check es my backpack and my drawing book was placed wrong and It fell on the floor open to reveal RD doing a sonic rainboom while the rest of the mane six were cheering on the ground.At the sight of the drawing Twilight levitaed the notebook to her and her friends and that made me blush. I didn't have anything inapropiate drawn but I got embarased when people or in this case ponies looked at my drawings.I sat on the bed while they watched my drawings. "Hi", Nyx said. "H hi I'm Kaleb",I said. She scared the life out of me.Like in call of duty when a bomb almost hit you and it turns gray and white well it was something like that.I get tackled to the bed by RD. "Ok this is getting old",I said. "That..was...AWESOME!",RD said really exited. "Oh you mean my drawings?", I asked RD getting of me. "YES!",they said in unison. "Can I keep this one if its not too much to ask I mean",Fluttershy pointed to the one where she was hugging erangel bunny and he to her( this drawing is real it took me a week. I'm breaking the 4th wall damit Pinkie!).I reached to my notebook ripped the drawing and gave it to her."Oh thank you so much",she said. "Ok lets go I don't want to be here all day"I said. "Good point. Lets go Nyx", Twilight called. "Coming mom", Nyx followed Twilight out the door with all of us following behind. They were talking about all the wonders of Ponyville but I was actually thinking about my home and my parents...OH SHIT MOM'S GONA KILL ME! Or probably oh yolo.I scratched the backside of my head. I was getting a few stares from the ponies and probably some cake rumor of me eating ponies.The Windows blew the oposite direction from where we were walking and the wind blew my black hair on my eyes.Which was annoying me.Lyra was waving a golf at me and I did the same. "So what do you eat on your world Kaly?",Pinkie Pie asked. "Kaly?",I said. "Yes thats the nickname I gave you do you like it?",Pinkie Pie smiled from ear to ear waiting for my answer. "Sure", I said. "And?",Pinkie asked. "Y you mean what I eat?",I asked.Damit things don't go better for me don't they.I deffinetly can't say meat I started panicking inside."Uh fruits and vegetables", I gave a fake smile. "Okey dokie lokie then kres get you a salad",Pinkie said in an unhuman way. (Duh she's not human whatever you know what I mean).She began walking faster. To be honest(finally) I hate salad and don't get me started with vegetables but I guess I have to make a sacryfice. As I headed towards Twilight's library I heard something that got the best of me. "I heard it has 50 different deseases", a pony said. "You know that if you gossip lies they come true to the one that says it ",I said. "Really?", the pony asked. "No, but you should've seen the look on your face",I said. Everypony started to laugh good thing they understood that I was kidding. "Ho'd ya know that was gona make em laugh?", AJ asked. "I didn't",I admitted." I just wanted them to shut up" As soon as Twilight opened the door a net went flying towards AJ ( possibly intended for me) and I pulled her out of the way.I heard hoofsteps inside coming our way.The Cutie Mark Crusaders came out running(more like galloping) towards the entrance with brooms and football helmets (OH GOD CUTENESS OVERLORD).Oh crap their coming my way. "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS CREATURE CATCHERS!!! YAY!!",they yelled in unison as I got behind AJ. "You don't need to hunt any aliens he's not an alien",Twilight said. "Um Twilight technically I am an alien since I'm not from here",I said feeling weird about it.Theire sooooooooooo adorable you just want to hug them until your arms break. "Anyways why don't you introduce yourselfs", Twilight suggested. My phone rang and nearly caused the ponies to die.I take my phone out and it says princess Celestia.(*pewsie pie prossesing mode 3...2...1... WTF).I answer the call. "Hello?"