CHAPTER 56
On the way to my friend's house, Dashie began to question my choice.
"Kyle, are you sure you should have slapped her? I mean, I know that what she said was not cool, but she is your Mom..."
"Dashie, you have no idea. Ever since I was little, she has told me and implied that I was a mistake, and that she never wanted me. Everything I did was labeled as wrong or stupid, and I was reprimanded for it. I couldn't do anything right, and I was always the bad kid. My little brother constantly bothered me and screwed everything up, yet he was showered with praise and babied to the fullest extent. When she said that about you guys, I snapped... Whenever I ended up in Equestria, I wanted to go home, but I soon realized that I could carve out a new life. A good life. But I guess not... I'll stay here, if it means Equestria not being torn apart through space and time."
We all fell silent. Not even The Doctor said anything.
"Well... In that case... Way to go!" Dashie jumped up for emphasis.
"Yeah. She deserved it, Kyle." Zephyr gave me a friendly smile.
"I can say one thing: She is NEVER getting any muffins from me."
"Oh, here we are." I stopped walking and turned to face an older house. The windows were cracked a bit, and the wood was splintering on most spots.
"Just like always."
We walked up to the door, and I knocked.
"Who is it?" A muffled voice yelled from behind the door.
"It's me, dude. I'm here for some spare parts."
"Kyle? Jeez, dude, we thought you were dead!"
I heard a bunch of locks being un-done. I turned to all my pony friends.
"OK, now just don't say anything... This guy is pretty nuts, so he won't be freaked out unless you talk."
Then, the door opened. A very large man in his mid thirties stood there, smiling. He wore a dirty T-shirt, some , a pair of socks, and his glasses.
"Hey, Don."
"So, you need some parts? And what's with the horses?"
"Yeah, I need some. And don't mind them. It's just something I'm doing."
"Another one of your hare-brained schemes, eh? Alrighty then, come on in."
The Doctor whispered behind me. "Hare-brained schemes?"
I whispered back. "I used to do a lot of weird stuff in my spare time, don't ask."
"So... What are you looking for today?"
"I was hoping you could give me some of your old computer towers."
"Need any screens or mice?"
"Nope. Just the towers."
"Alright, gimme a sec..." He walked into the back room. I heard some shuffling, a loud crash, and then yelling. He came back with a box of old computer towers.
"Here you go man. Just make sure you don't end up doing what you did last time. That dude is still locked in his house out of fear."
"Are the chickens gone?"
"Yeah."
Everypony just stared at me.
"Umm... Well, thanks Don, it was nice seeing you again!"
"As were you. Later. I gotta get back to my 'business...'"
"You're playing Runescape again, aren't you?"
"Yeah..."
"Well, don't forget to eat again. Seeya Don!"
With that, I walked out the door, carrying the box of old computers. Dashie trotted up next to me.
"Chickens?"
I smiled, remembering what I had done. "Yeah... Man, I remember that. There was grease everywhere..."
The Doctor just stared at me. "What on EARTH were you doing?"
"You don't wanna know."
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By the time we had managed to get halfway to the TARDIS, we had a large group following us. I heard a few whispers of "Horse breeding" and "Experiments," but I couldn't hear all of the conversations.
"Ummm... Kyle? We have a problem..." Zeph was looking around at the crowd.
"Yeah, I know..."
"I have an idea, but use the time I give you!"
"Zeph, don't do anything stupid..."
He trotted over to the crowd, and then...
"Pony rides for everyp- Everyone!"
Then, almost everyone in the crowd gasped. But the kids who were there started laughing and running over to Zeph.
"Ummm... That wasn't such a good idea..." I just stared.
"Well... It is a distraction... Fantastic! Alright, lets get back to the TARDIS." The Doctor turned around and began walking again.
We kept on walking, Zeph being bombarded with children.
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"So... You're going to take Dashie and everypony else back to Equestria?"
"Yeah. I'm sorry, but you're not coming back with us. You can't."
"I know... It's just... I have my family..."
"Yeah! You can't just take him away from me and Scoots!" Dashie gave The Doctor a piercing stare.
"Well, would you rather your world be torn apart?"
We all fell silent after that.
I felt a firm tap on my shoulder.
"Hm?" I turned around, and saw a large man in a black suit with sunglasses and an earpiece. Just take a guess at who it could be...
"Oh no..."
"Young man, you and your 'ponies' are coming with me."
"Doctor... Diagnosis?" I looked at him, hoping he could do something.
"Hmm... Well... Hello sir... I'm The Doctor."
The man took a step back. "So they do talk..." He put a finger on his earpiece. "Yeah, I've got them right here... Yes sir."
"Well, we aren't going with you, mister." Derpy gave him an angry look... At least I think so.
"I'm sorry, you don't have a choice."
Then, I saw a few vans pull up, and men jumped out, grabbing all of my friends and dragging them back inside. I looked back at the man, who promptly punched me in the face. I fell right to the ground.
Why can't anything just go according to plan?
Aaah, famous last words...
'Pony rides for everyp... Everyone!'
I'm honored to know you guys....
(lol just kidding )
........This is not going to end well.New OC time?
90918
wat
I'm not going to die, there is no need for a new OC....
O_o
90923 *chuckles* oh really?
90925
YE RLY!
90927 *Falls off bed cause of laughing* Still I never meant that I just somebody/pony who'll get them out of this mess.For the record if somebody/pony gets shot I called it.
Well, again the government comes in to fuck EVERYTHING up.
was the punch really necessary? im asking as if i were talking to the guy, not you
90943
Well, I'm a mentally unstable fifteen year old, with a long history of crazy ideas and violence. What do you think?
Oh I know it's that guy from the lilo and stich movie
Or butler form artimes foul
my first though was Man in Black. (next they use the Neuralizer on the Crowd )
Just when I thought I couldn't enjoy this story anymore! Please update more today and go back to Equestria!
Dont make it end!!!
huh plans who needs them they never work anyway do like me inprovise never have a plan that always works help keep a mental construction at 100000%
in this case and part of the story is when my personalized hevy wepons guy coms in and kills evrione and saves the day , you rook juarez(my mexican hevy wepons guy)
I've had my fair share of government problems, and all I can say is...we're gonna need a bigger boot.
Omg I hope this dosen't end!
lol
I say were is USA with their nuclear bombs when you need them?
At the end of the chapter this happened in my mind
Me and the tf 2 team comes to defend Kyle and everypony from the ( men in black, CIA, you name it) and try to solve the interdimencional problem ( if someone gets the reference to a fic resives a ciber cookie)
I tought it was a SWAT unit O_O
I like this story very much, and if my opinion matters here, I would like this to end happily (with him either staying as a human in Equestria or turn pony when returning to Equestria... hate reading stories with sad endings where the lovers are separated)
Oh great, now he can't go back to equestria and this story is going to end with a sad goodbye and tears. Just fan-fucking-tastic.
Nothing 2 see here everyponie go back 2 your homes.
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I actually thought someone like Sam or Dean, but then again im pretty weird
Don't make it were he has to stay on Earth please make it where he is able to go back to Equestria.
PLEASE
I DONT WANT IT TO END!!!
91303
Haha, Spitfire is mine!
90756
Ah, so it's the latter.
[To your mom]
Ahh, crap.
I assume they're in America?
Seriously? Will Kyle ever get a break?
I'm guessing it was your mom who called the CIA/SWAT/SAS/Government.
This is why the government sucks. heres another scenario. *alien UFO crashes on earth* *alien emerges from the crash* ALIEN:Humans we come in peace and we are going to give you tons of healthy water and food that is comfirmed that is healthy for humans. GOVERNMENT:holy crap its an alien! TAKE IT DOWN AND DISECT IT!!! seriously government seriously
91465 I'm telling you, if they do any experimental bullshit on them then celestia help me! Oh fuck it... I AM GOING TO BARGE IN THERE, RIP OUT THERE GUTS, SQUISH THERE PUNY HEADS, GET THE REMAINING PONIES AND KYLE OUT OF THERE, MOVE REALLY FAR AWAY AND CALL A NUKE DOWN ON THERE FAT ASSES! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
91521 yay
The simplest solution, would be create a new universe by traversing the 6th (or was it 7th or maybe 8th) dimension in which both ponies AND humans can exist. By doing so one could create a alternate reality capable of suporting the laws of BOTH of their universes. Just keep in mind that this is unproven and understand that I am NOT a mad scientist that I'm simply reapeating what I saw and heard from a scientific video that I saw. (Pardon spelling mistakes as this is realy hard to type on my phone and also know that I may be wrong, for more informaion please contact your local timetraveler/dimension hopper/ forth or fifth wall breaker.)
91591
Hmmm... DOCTOR!
Or maybe we could just turn him into a pony.
91611
Perfect idea, somepony get some ponificator serum now from a conversation bureau!
LOL who cares its all kyle who is the main focuse in the story...no offense
hoho I put that comment up ther in the wrong comment page lol /\
91620
Might I sugest nanites rather than a DNA altering serum. They are much safer than a serum though I must say probly equaly painfull
91379
THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN... And god damn dude you REALLY don't like my Mom...
91703
Don't forget: nanites are not exist in this reality. Yet.
Maybe a short trip in the future with the Doctor could solve this problem, tough...
91708
I'm sure my Vasari friends in the "Sins of a Solar Empire" universe would be willing to help a few space ponies out.
91718
Oh my goddesses, what will happen?
O_O
91722
Well first the TEC (Trader Emergency Coalition) will have to negotiate a temporary cease fire, considering how one of the is human, but that shouldn't be too hard considering I'm on the receiving end of the bargain. Beside the Vasari would notice the instant they see Rainbow Dash, the Doctor, or Zephyr that they are in the presence of space ponies, which also at that exact same time, my computer will say "Space Ponies! Acievment obtained!" And I will say "WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FINALY!"
91740
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What have I done....
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