CHAPTER 44
AUTHORS NOTE: I just wanted to give a shout-out to RainbowCrash20, author of the fanfic "The TARDIS in Equestria." Great story, bro!
I sat at home, think about going out that day.
"Everypony might think I'm a freak... And what will they say to Dashie?"
I was proud of what had happened, that was for sure. But I was still worried about Dashie's and my reputation.
"You know what, bugger to whatever anypony else thinks!" I jumped up off the sofa and threw on my jacket and hat. "Nopony can ruin my good mood."
I walked outside, and nopony paid me any mind. That is, nopony but the familiar five standing in front of me.
"Oh, hey everypony. What's up?"
Twi cleared her throat. "Well... It's about you and Rainbow Dash..."
"Ah' told em' not t' confront Ya' 'bout it. Sorry, Kyle."
"Nah, it's OK, AJ. What is it you wanted to tell me, Twi?"
"Well... We don't think that the more... Physical aspects of your relationship are completely... Healthy..."
All the color drained from my face. "W-what do you mean?"
"Well, we just think that you two went a bit too far."
"Darling, we're worried about you two..." Rarity sounded sincere, but I wasn't so sure.
"I... I don't want anything to happen... I mean... If it's alright with you for me to worry..." Fluttershy hid behind her mane.
"Yeah! We don't want any frownzy-wounzies between you two!" Pinkie jumped up and down as she said that.
The color came back to my face... But I started shaking. Not from fear, but from anger.
"So... You think you can all just show up here and tell me how to work my relationship?" I managed to sound calm, but I sure didn't look it.
"Kyle, we're just worried..." Twi levitated a book she had with her to read from it "My books tell me-"
I smacked the book down. "To the moon with what your books say! It's my love life, I can run it as I please!"
Everypony took a step back when I did that. I wasn't one who could suppress anger easily...
"Kyle... Ah' think Ya' might wanna jus' simmer down there..."
"No. Now you all listen HERE. I won't have any of you waltzing around, acting like you know what I should and shouldn't do. I know you're my friends, but even friends have boundaries, an you all just crossed a VERY important one. Now, good day."
I stomped off, leaving everypony staring, bewildered.
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I sat at my favorite restaurant, sipping on a coffee. Coffee always calms my nerves.
I sat there, listening to my MP3 Player, sipping my coffee for about ten minutes. I was still upset at my friends for confronting me like that.
I felt a few stares, and then I heard a whisper. "Hey... It's Kyle... Yeah I heard to... Gross, huh?"
I slammed my coffee on the table, and stood up. I walked over to the source of the whisper: A pegasus, with basketballs as his Cutie Mark, and large brown bangs covering his eyes.
"Ooooh, what're you gonna do, huh? Call your marefriend, Rainbow CRASH?
Then I lost it. I grabbed him by the throat, and slammed him against the wall. He was REALLY heavy.
"Now you listen here, PUNK. If you EVER," I slowly pulled my arm back, "EVER SAY THAT ABOUT DASHIE AGAIN..."
"Wait-"
I threw the punch. It connected right with his mouth. He spit, and I saw a white chunk hit the floor. I had knocked one of his teeth out.
I let go of him, and he slid to the ground. He got up, and ran out the door, crying.
Everypony in the restaurant was staring now.
"What're y'all looking at?" I picked up my coffee and left.
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I sat on a park bench. I didn't feel like going back into town, mainly because I was afraid I would be arrested for assault.
"Kyle...?" I felt a soft touch on my back.
"AH!" I jumped and turned around, and I saw Shy. I grabbed my chest. My heart was pounding.
"Holy frijoles, don't DO THAT!"
"Oh... I'm sorry..."
"It's alright... Phew... Now, what is it you wanted?"
"I just wanted to say, I'm sorry... We didn't mean to make you angry..."
I sighed heavily. I had gotten so worked up...
"No... No it's alright... I shouldn't have gotten so angry..."
Shy smiled. "I'll be sure to tell everypony else." She flew off.
Then, I heard something scary.
"Excuse me sir." I turned around, and saw a royal guard, who were like the police of Equestria.
"Yeah?"
"Are you the one who attacked this pegasus?" He pointed to the pegasus I had attacked, who was standing there, scared witless.
"Ummm... Yeah I am..." The guilt made me confess...
"Then I have to ask you to come with me."
Karma, WHY?
well, fuck. your screwed
Thats so like the fuzz, stickin their noses where they dont belong
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Yes, yes I am.
74388 oh joy. i wonder what the weather on the moon is like this time of year
Hah!
Caught by the police huh?
You can call yourself lucky, one of your friend is a former Royal Guard...
(I'm really going to write Zeph's life-story...)
(I JUST finished commenting on the previous chapter and then this pops up right away?! You're awesome!)
First reaction: Of course they're not gonna like what happened...
Second reaction: Whoah, Kyle's pissed!
Third reaction: Okay, apparently he's calm now...
Fourth reaction: HOLY BUCK HE'S EVEN MORE PISSED!
Fifth reaction: Fluttershy makes everything better!
Sixth reaction: Kaaaarmaaaa...
Can't wait to see how Kyle gets outta this one.
Because ponies.
xD
Great chapters mate, glad to se your much better than I am at keeping scheduals, doubly so now since I just picked up an iPhone4s.
Hope to see more soon, and do be sure to explain what you did to celestia carefully or she will be pissed!
Celestia will be like hello Kyle i have one question for you, do you like bananas?
Ah karma your an asshole at the best of times
I know the felling Kyle. Karma has been a bitch to me a couple of times
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Count three, if you didn't counted me before: I'm on your side buddy as I always was!
Btw u shure you arent stalking me? Kyle shure has been throug some things that happened to me.
Still great chapter
I just thought of something when david walked out the cafe somebody should have said "justice has benn *served*"
74391 Worth it.
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Oh no, he's found me out. RUN AWAY!
Loljk. It's just a coincidence.
Bestiality is a bitch isn't it Kyle?
I understand Twilight is pretty much the definition of a bookworm by now but this part of her personality is the one thing I don't like about her. I can understand liking to study and read and what not. As a bookworm myself I know how that goes. What irks me about Twilight is that she tends to take everything from books as Celestia given fact and that should be how it is. Bad thing is that's also pretty much how I used to be. Hopefully she'll get over that as well.
Kyle's reaction to everyone confronting him is kinda to be expected. Friends are great and all and advice and concerns are wonderful but typically a person's/pony's love life should be considered private. Besides with them dating did everyone else figure it was doomed to fail and wouldn't go past some nuzzling and kissing?
Kyle's reaction to the jerk from the cafe, which I can't recall if he has a canon name or not, is also to be expected. The reaction probably wouldn't have been as severe as it was if Kyle wasn't still trying to calm down from his previous encounter. Taking into account his state of mind and adding in that his marefriend was just insulted AND his entire relationship was labeled "gross" I'm surprised he didn't do more to the twit.
so many assholes so little fist to give bloody noses oh well looks like *puts on sunglasses* their fucked....
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
74474 Yeah, that trait about Twilight is really annoying. Sure, it can be adorable at times (like the sleepover), but otherwise...ugh. That line "To the moon with your books!" or whatever it was is something I actually want to say to her.
As for the reactions of the remainder of the mane six...it was somewhat expected, at least at first. I expected them to be at least uncomfortable with it, if not against it, but eventually warm up to it. But yeah, I can understand Kyle's reaction.
And for the guy from the cafe (he doesn't have a canon name, but he does have a popular fanon name, though I forget what it is), I WISH he did more. That colt has been a total jerk in all canon and fanon interpretations thus far. Also, while his reaction was expected, it wasn't expected just because of the things in this chapter. In canon, that colt was one of the three that tormented Rainbow Dash in Sonic Rainboom and Cutie Mark Chronicles, and Kyle would likely recognize him as such. His reaction was, while likely caused by the current stress and insult to Dash, probably not helped by this fact.
U Mad Kyle?
Found another perfectly matching song!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btjVnTLn6og
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Actually, I think this song is more fitting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU1VfYYKMDk
*meanwhile in the castle*
Trollestia:Ok, so, book, do you like bananas?
Book:...
Trollestia:*snicker* so your a book, that doesn't respond to bananas?
Book:...
Trollestia: IT'S NOT THE SAAAAAAAAAAAME!
"I slammed my coffee on the table, and stood up."
this is what i imagine.
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,BUT not the hair.
74474 74530v His name's Hoops. And he reminds me a lot of this douche bag at school who's only a douche about 44% of the time; while the rest of the time he's an alright guy. Lots of conflicting feelings at my school. Seeing as he's not the only one like that. I too have my spontaneous moments of douche.
"What're y'all looking at?" Reminds me of the Boondocks, like "What the fuck y'all lookin' at?" Edit: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, BREAK THE LAW ON MY WATCH WILL YOU?! Now pay the fine or go to jail! Any and all of your stolen goods are forfiet!
Agh I hate when these stories make this turn for the worst. It always makes me so mad at the character.
Everyone is yelling WHY!
And I'm like:
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Thank God you're friends with Luna.
Bouncer ( that is what I call the orange pegasus in my fic) is an asshole and he got what was coming to him.
OH SHIT!!!