//------------------------------// // chapter 10: Humans be heavy and shiz( non-sleepy edit ) // Story: super secret human facility // by xXmentracksXx //------------------------------// The three ponies looked appon the unconscious human known as Alex. All having a look of shock and worry painted on thier faces. Twilight was worried about the health of Alex, knowing that it's been only one and a half days since he got here and already had to go to the hospital. Lyra was mortified, knowing that she already put him into the hospital and even thought Alex had forgiven Lyra for the previouse hospital incident. But she felt that he wouldn't forgive her this time and he may shot down any relationship idea's that where floating around in her head. But Pinkie Pie was the most devastated, she was on the vurge of a total emotional lockdown. So many emotions were rushing through the pink party ponies mind: sadness for what happened to her newly meet friend, sarrow for thinking that he might not wake up, anger at herself for not taking the hit from the mint green pony, and a feeling she really couldn't explain, the best she could describe it was like butterflies in her stomach when she huged him. After a second of silence, Twilight was the first to speak. " Ok, ok lets just take a breath and think about what just happened." Lyra and Pinkie Pie looked at each other and then back at Twilight. " SHE DID IT!!!" They both accused at the same time, with a hoove pointed at one another. " ME?!?! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO JUMPED HIM AND MADE HIS HEAD INTO THE WINDOW!!" " WELL IF YOU WEREN'T GETTING ALL 'TOUCHY FEELY' WITH MY HUMAN, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!" " TOUCHY FEELY?? I WAS HUGING HIM!! IS THAT SOOO WRONG TO HUG A NEW FRIEND!?!" " Uh girls? Shouldn't we do something to help Alex?" " STAY OUT OF THIS!!!!" They yelled at Twilight, who then shrinked into her seat and let the two angery mares yell themselves out. Which for Twilight, would take them the rest of the ride to ponyville to run out of things to say and then just agreed to disagree about everything. ------------------------------------------------------- While Lyra and Pinkies little verdal attack But Twilight was busy after her shrinking into her seat. Twilight remembered that she had to keep a record of Alex's progression and integration into the ponykind. Twilight levitated her sattlebag from the train floor to her seat and searched the bag for the folder she needed. She found the folder between two books involving the history of magic tools and the many applications of said tools. Twilight opened the folder to find a few papers with all sorts of words, stats and a frosting stain. Twilight used her magic to shift past the first two papers to find a paper that read: " Integration progression sheet ". Twilight then levitated a ball point pen that she found on the floor before leaving the hospital and started writing the experience's that Alex has had from the first contact, to the meeting of the mare that he will be living with, and his interactions with the general public of canterlot. She felt it necessary to leave out the fact that Lyra was obsessed with Alex, the meeting with Trixie, Lyra putting him into the hospital, and the little fight between Lyra and Pinkie Pie right now. Mostly to keep make the paper sound alittle better then real life and mostly to keep him around as a friend/book buddy. ----------------------------------------------------------- Nearing the end of the train ride My head was starting to feel less like I got hit in the head with a sledgehammer and more like a small rock. I could actualy think slightly clearer now and could make out faint sounds happening around me: the sound of what sounds like a train slowing down, the sound of short, quick breaths, and the sound of ballons being blown up. I could also comprehend the feeling of touch, which was dumbed down since I couldn't seem to remember how to feel or what feel, feels like. I could feel a wieght on my legs like on of the ponies was laying thier head or legs on my legs. I tried to open my eyes and see what was happening, but I found that I couldn't seem to open them, even a litle bit. I remained in this state of half awareness for what seemed like forever, until I heard and felt the train come to a stop. Well, this must be...umm...shit, I forgot. Damn it all. I heard the ponies shuffle in thier seats and heard thier hooves hit the hard wooden floor. well, I wounder whats going to happen now. -------------------------------------------------------------- Back in the conscious world " Well, what do we do now? " Lyra said as herself, Twilight and Pinkie Pie looked down appon the unconscious human know as Alex. " We can leave him on the train and who knows how long it would take him to wake up naturaly." Twilight said as she rubed her hoove on her chin, thinking of a plan to help Alex. " We need to take him to my house to rest up and wake up. " Lyra said as she lifted one of Alex's hands with her hoove and held it. Twilight noded her head, knowing that he should be somewhere safe to regain consciousness. Plus the hospital was to far to take him in this state. Back in Canterlot when this happened last time, the hospital was a few building down from the store Lyra sent him flying through. But Ponyville hospital, relative to the train station, was at least a good hour's walk from here. Why Ponyville Hospital was so far away, I will never understand. Twilight thought as she turned her attention back to the matter of getting Alex from the train station to Lyra's house. As Lyra and Twilight were trying to come up with an idea, Pinkie Pie was thinking as well.She was thinking the same about a way to help Alex to. She looked to the ground, deep in concentration and thought. She thought and thought until her thinking came to an end. Pinkie Pie looked up to Twilight and Lyra with a huge smile on her face, for she came up with an idea. An idea that, in it's self, one that can easily go down in history as the bestest idea ever conceived by pony or griffin kind. At least in Pinkies mind it was. " I have a super-duper idea. It's 100% guaranteed to work. " Pinkie said as she went to Twilight and stuck half her body into Twilights saddlebag. " P-Pinkie Pie, what are you doing? " Twilight said as she could feel Pinkie rummage around deep in her saddlebag, deeper then it actualy was. After a minute, Pinkie immerged from the bag with a small, clear bag half filled with deflated ballons. " Pinkie this is no time for a party, we need to think of a way to get Alex to Lyra's house. " Twilight said. Pinkie disregarded her friends words and skiped to the seat infront of Twilights seat. She looked under the seat and brought out a bundle of multi-colored ballons. Lyra and Twilight looked on in aw as Pinkie Pie used her powers of physic and reality breaking to bring these objects into existance. Pinkie took the ballons back to Lyra and Twilight, then proceded to tie a ballon to each appendage. Tieing each of the inflated ballons until there was no more ballons left. Pinkie Pie looked to Twilight and Lyra, holding the bag of uninflated ballons in her left hoove. " Is this your idea of a plan? tie ballons onto him? Thats a terrible idea! " Lyra said as she turned her head away from Pinkies bag-o-ballons. Pinkie frowned. " But I spent SOOOO long thinking about it and I KNOW this will work. " Pinkie said and then took on a sad frown and big eyes that could break the soul and emotional wall of lesser beings. Twilight was at point blank range when the sad face and tried to fight the urge to breakdown and hug the Pink piny. Twilight could no longer take the sight of the happy ponies sad face. " Uh....m-maybe we could try it...I mean, why not? " Twilight stammered as she told Lyra. Lyra turned to Twilight, a look of unsureity painted on her face. Lyra sighted. " Fine, lets. . . give it a shot. " Lyra said with a wave of her hoove. Pinkie instantly did a 180 and smiled ear to ear. " Really?! YAY!!! Now we need more ballons. So help me blow up these ballons and when there blown up, nice and big, tie them here.." Pinkie pointed at his right leg. "...Here.." Then to his right. "...Here..." Then his left arm. "...Here and here..." She then pointed to his right arm and midsection. With that said, Twilight, Lyra, and Pinkie Pie began the not so long process of blowing, tieing and more blowing. The whole process took them about ten minutes for all the ballons to be blown up and tied to the appointed area's. As the last ballon was tied to Alex's midsection, all three ponies steped back and examined the fruit's of their labor. They gazed appon the mass of ballons that were somewhat making Alex's body float head-level with the ponies. " Wow I can't believe that this actualy worked! " Lyra exclaimed as she took a step towards Alex's, now floating body, and pushed it a little towards the exit. " Told you!! " Pinkie said as she bounced after Lyra, leaving the bewildered Twilight alone in the train car. ... ..... ....... ......... " THAT DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE!!!!! " Twilight yelled as she ran after Lyra and Pinkie Pie. Twilight ran through the next three train cars, trying to catch up to the Two ponies. Twilight exited the train and steped appon the train station platform. The sun was shining bright in the blue sky, barely a cloud in the vast blueness. Seems Rainbow Dash did her job today. At least that's a good thing. Twilight thought for a brief moment until her attention was brought back to the task of catch up with Lyra and Pinkie Pie. But she didn't have to look for too long, for she found Lyra and Pinkie trying their hardest to keep Alex's body from floating away with the wind. Twilight Watched as Lyra was holding Alex's left leg and Pinkie Pie some how standing on top of the Ballons to try and keep weight on them. Twilight began to walk towards the scene when she heard a loud sound. ' POP ' A ballon poped on his right arm. ' POP' ' POP ' Two ballons poped on his right leg. ' POP' Another. ' POP ' Then another. ' POP ' ' POP POP POP POP THUMP ' A few seconds later, all the ballons poped and Alex's body fell to the ground. " AAWH! " Lyra cried as she fell to the ground with Alex's leg. His left leg fell on her shoulders and his right fell near her rump, essentialy pining her to the ground. Twilight ran over to Lyra to assist her in getting her unpined. " WOW THAT WAS FUN< DO IT AGAIN!! " Pinkie yelled while sitting on Alex's chest. " PInkie help me with his legs. " Twilight said as she used her magic to lift his left leg of Lyra's shoulders. " Okey-dokey. " Pinkie said as she hoped of Alex's chest and went to lift his right leg. " WOW he has some heavy legs. " Pinkie said as she lifted his leg enought for Lyra to crowl out from her leg prison. " Wooh, that was Interesting. Now lets get him. . ." " Ugh. " Lyra was about to explain something when she heard a groan from Alex. -------------------------------------------------- Back to Alex's perspective " Ugh. " I groaned as the force of hiting the ground allowed me to get knocked back into the conscious world. I sat up and put my hand on my head, trying to stop the spinning. I fluttered my eyes open to gaze appon the world around me. What I saw was a spinning blur, a spinning multi-colored blur. I shock my head and the spinning, blur stoped. My eyes fell appon the sight of Twilight, Lyra and the pink one, all staring at me with shock and happiness. Lyra looked like she was on the verge of tears, Twilight was probably breathing a sigh of relief, and The pink one looked like she was thinking of something with a goffy smile on her face. " YOU'RE AWAKE! " Lyra said as she jumped at me and hugged me tight. I put my arms around her, hugging her as tight. " Haha, I'm hard to loss huh? " I said as she released me from the hug, wiping a single tear from her eye. Twilight walked to my sitting form and patted me on the shoulder. " Haha, that was quite interesting. But lets see if we can get you to your new home safely huh? " said Twilight " yea, Sure lets go. " " HOLD ON!!!! " Alex, Lyra, and Twilight turned their heads to look at Pinkie Pie, who was standing on her back hooves with her front hooves up high. " What is it Pinkie Pie? " Twilight questioned. Pinkie Pie walked up to Alex, coming about arms lenght from him. She cleared her throat and said those three words everypony has heard in thier life. " WELCOME TO PONYVILLE!!! "