I was in the bathroom, taking a piss and generaly getting all ready for the party. I used, what I thought, was Lyra's brush to comb my own hair. My brown hair was a fucking mess most of the time, but this time it needed to be contained and brushed. I took a moment to smell my armpits. 'Sniff'. Woo..yeah need something to get the smell of sweat. I looked arounded the bathroom, looking for something to apply to the armpit of death. I looked towards the toilet and noticed the cabinet above it. Might be something inside that. I opened the cabinet and looked at all the content that layed inside. There was a collection of soaps and conditioners, purfumes and moisturiser, and more brushes( possibly as backups. )
"Fuck it." I said as I grabed a random perfume. The bottle of perfume was a pink glass with a golden head, that the perfume itself comes out of.
" 'Apple Bliss'...Hmm..sounds nice." I said as I took the clear cap off and spritzed alittle under both of my armpits and a little on my neck. The smell was, obviously, apples but I could smell a sweet undertone of cinnamon. I put the cap back on and placed it back in the cabinet. I returned to the mirror and examined the rest of my being: My light green eyes stared back at me, my brown glasses sat appon my nose( cleaned and clear ), my peach fuzz was getting a little thick.
"Might need to find a way to shave soon, hopefully they have safety razors." I said as I rubbed my chin. I was nearly ready when I heard a knock appon the bathroom door.
"Alex are you ready? You been in there for five minutes." It was Lyra and she sounded in a hurry.
"I'm ready. Meet you down stairs ok?" I said through the door.
"Ok." and with that, I heard her hoove steps heading down the hall and then the stairs.
"Well, lets do this Alex. lets make a good impression!" I said as I did a single fist pump and opened the bathroom door. I entered the hall, made a right and headed towards the stairs. I descended the stairs and entered the little hall that separated the kitchen from the living room. I looked into the living room, Bon Bon and Lyra were on the couch waiting for me.
"You ladies ready?" Both looked towards me and smiled.
"Why yes sir, lets head out." Bon Bon said as she got off the couch and made her way towards me.
"Yep lets get to the party!" Lyra proclaimed as she pranced past past Bon Bon and waited next to me. Lyra leaned into me alittle and took a sniff.
"Mmm you smell good...did you get into my perfume?" Lyra said as she looked up at me with half lided eyes.
"Yeah I needed to smell good, don't want to be smelly at a party." I said as I smiled down at her. Lyra continued to look at me with a half lided eyes, slowly adding more of her weight onto my left leg. Bon Bon looked like she was going to say some pretty harsh words, but breathed a frustrated sigh and joined me and Lyra near in the hallway.
"Well...lets get to that party, don't want to keep everyone waiting." Bon Bon said as she motioned for us to follow and we did so, not wanting to summon the wrath of Bon Bon.
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On the streets of Ponyville
We just started on our journey to the fabled party of the year, which was being held at a magical place called Sugarcube Corner. I could see that more ponies were out and about now then before, all seemingly heading in the same direction as Lyra, Bon Bon and myself. I looked around at some of the ponies that were around me at the moment. I could see a pony with a green coat and brown mane, his cutie mark seemed to be a pile of dirt with a sprout coming out of it. I pondered the name of such a pony, a name befitting such a stallion of such vegitaion growing.
Hmmmm......Bob, I'll call him Bob the planter. I giggled at my own attempt at humor. I looked at more of the ponies to name and classify. My gaze fell appon a rather small pony, possibly a fillie. She had a orange coat with blondish mane, her tail matched the color of her mane. She seemed to have a lack of cutie mark and such was not classified in my mind.
Lets see.......Lets go with...Maria, Maria the orange wonder. I giggled a little louder and got the attention of Bon Bon, who was now looking at me with a confused expression.
"What are you laughing at?" She questioned. I put my hands behind my head and smiled at her question.
"Oh nothing, just thinking to myself." I stated.
"Oh..ok then." And with that, we continued in an annoying silence. We continued to walk through the streets, with the same and ever growing group of ponies. I could see that some were looking at me, some with a curious expression and some with a look of fear as we made our way to the place where the party is to be held. Bon Bon, Lyra and I turned a corner to see the building that seemed to be constructed of impossible materials. The whole building seemed to be constructed of sugary treats: a gingerbread roof, a purple frosting chinmey, a CUPCAKE freaken tower and all lined with white fondant. I don't know if I should go inside or eat it...Why not both?
I could see that ponies, that arrived earlier then us, heading into the building after being greeted by the Pink pony herself. She was standing near the doorway, greeting ponies and welcoming them inside. Before we reached the building, she saw us coming and nearly ran straight into Bon Bon, Lyra and me. She jumped up and I had the reaction time perfect and caught her, but fell down in the process. Her hug was a strange thing indeed, I felt that all the negativity in this dimension just melt away. This....this right here....Is the best.... I smiled and she smiled as well.
"OH I KNEW YOU WOULD COME!! I MEAN I DIDN'T DOUBT YOU COMING, OOOOO WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN!!!" She proclaimed as she huged me tighter and tighter, now feeling like I was being squeezed by a boa constrictor. Before my organs could rocket out of my mouth, Lyra took her tail in the mouth and draged her of me.
"Now Pinkie Pie, we wouldn't miss your party for all the gold in a dragons nest. So lets head inside and start having some fun!" Bon Bon said to Pinkie Pie as Lyra dragged her into Sugarcube Corner. I stood up and dusted my pants off. I just shook my head at the complete randomness of the pink pony and smiled. I don't think I said it yet,but I'll say it again: I'm going to like it here. I thought as I made me way into the building.
The inside of Sugarcube Corner was a thing to behold: Sweets lined adorned every surface from counters to tables to display casses, the whole place had a candy theme to it from the candy cane pillars to the candy wall paper that was above the stair case and the smell was not overly sweet, but that perfect amount of sweet and aromatic scent that is nearly impossible to achieve back on Earth. I looked appon all of this, plus the many streamers that adorned ever inch of the celling and surface. Confetti was placed in bowls and on ponies heads as it fell from seemingly nowhere. Cakes, pies, punch and all sorts of sweets were placed on any surface that could and would hold them. Ponies danced, talked, played games, skiped, hoped and just....partied everywhere inside the large room. I took all of this in, my mind having a hard time comprehending all the things that could be happening right infront of my face.
This is the strangest party I have ever seen...........and it's all for me? I should thank Pinkie Pie later for such a thing on my first day in town. I walked over to the punch bowl and was greeted by a group of ponies talking around it.
"HEY! you must be the one this party is for." Said a rather large white pegasus, who's mane and tail were blond and short. But had small wings for somepony his size.
"Yeah, I guess it is." I said as I got a glass and poured me a glass of purple punch.
"YEAH, I LOVE PINKIES PARTIES!!" He yelled as the other ponies 'wooo'ed him. I laughed and 'Wooo'ed along, which made the other ponies 'Woo' louder. We all shared a laugh and started talking.
"Well my names Heavy Weight." Said the white pegasus.
"I'm Floral Dreams." Said an orange mare with a messy brown mane and a rather long tailed done up in a twist weave. Her cutie mark was a bouquet of flowers.
"And I'm Caramel." Said a stallion with a caramel colored coat and short brown mane with matching tail. His cutie mark was three blue horseshoe's.
"I'm Alex, Alex Byrd. It's nice to meet all of you." I said as we began to talk and know more about each other. Our conversations lasted for a majority of the party, only being interupted by Pinkie Pie taking me to meet her friends. Her friends, from what she told me in a fast and barely any kind of spacing between words, were the bestest, nicest ponies that she ever meet. She took me to a table where I saw the five ponies that she was talking about.
I saw Twilight Sparkle, who I already meet and am acquainted with. I saw a yellow pegasus mare with a light pink and tail, a cyan pegasus mare with a rainbow mane and tail, a orange 'normal' pony wearing a cowboy hat with blond mane and tail with red ribbons on the ends, and then thier was a white unicorn with a dark purple mane and tail, who seemed to be the fanciest dressed of them all, wearing what I assumed to be a fancy gala dress. They all looked my way, each with a different expression on thier face. Twilight had a smile, the yellow one just hid behind her long hair, the cran one had a confused look on her face, the orange one also had a smile on her face and the white one seemed to be thinking about something as she stared at me. When we reached the table, Pinkie Pie did all the introducing, not by letting any one of us get a word out.
"You know Twilight Sparkle, who you meet before all of us but I'll still tell you she's super-duper smart. Then we have Rainbow Dash, who is the fastest flyer in all of Equestria and a real prankster. We then come to Fluttershy, she's really good with animals and is very nice. Rolling on we come to Applejack, the hardest working pony and the best apple bucker I know. Finaly we have Rarity, the most fantastic dress maker in all of Ponyville." I stood dumbfounded as I tried to process the imformation that was violently shoved into my earhole's. I quickly pushed all of the imformation to one side and proceeded to greet the table of mares.
"Well it's nice to meet you all. I'm Alex Byrd." I said as I took a seat with them at the table.
"Well it's good to meet'cha sugarcube, names Applejack. If you didn't catch it from Pinkies ranting." Applejack said as she tipped her hat at me.
"And mines Rarity. I must say I'v never seen clothing like yours before, you must come by my shop to get measured for new clothing." Rarity said as she went back to thinking, most likely how to make my clothing and such. I turned my attention to the two mare that seemed to hve nothing to say. The one I could guess was Rainbow Dash was staring at me with such intent that I felt that I wronged her in some shape or form. The other one, after using the mighty pocess of elimination was Fluttershy, seemed to be hiding behind her own hair. I was about to question them about their actions when I felt a tugging coming from the back of my shirt. I turned around and saw that it was Lyra, levitating two cups of punch and blushing harder then normal.
"H-hey, I-I got you something to...umm....drink! Yeah somethng to drink." Her speech was slurred and her breath smelled of a kind of alcoholic beverage. Oh god, she's drunk at a party...Well I guess that this Is an 'adults only' kind of party. I cringed at the thought of a draging a drunken Lyra back home by the tail.
"Well thank you Lyra but I already have a drink." Lyra looked at the drink in my hand, levitated it out of my hand and tossed it across the room. She then smiled back at me.
"W-well I don't SEE one, so here you go." She then magically shoved the cup of mystery mixture in my hand.
"Ok Lyra, you win."
"That's what I like to hear." She said then stuck her tongue out at me. I brought the cup up to my nose and took a sniff. The smell of grape punch was overpowered by the smell of alcohol. The smell reminded me of a whiskey, but with a strong apple aroma. I wanted to put the cup down and just say "no", but i knew that Lyra would probably be sad because she brought it to me herself. So with a heavy sigh, I took a drink of the liquid. The taste of grape lasted less then a second, then the taste of apple and whiskey filled my taste buds and went down my throat with a slight burn. The whiskey itself was weaker on the way down then human whiskey, but I could feel the alcoholic affects of the drink a few moments later. Damn, this stuff has more alcohol then Earths stuff. I'm starting to feel light headed. I put the cup on the table and put my hand on my head, trying to fight through the alcohol.
"Come on, lets dance." I was instanly draged out of my seat and into the middle of the room, where thay formed a makeshift dance floor. I looked to see who dragged me to this immanent trainwreck and was surprised to see that it was Bon Bon. What in the hell, where was she and why didn't I see her?!? I was to flabbergasted to object and jut decided to go along with it.
"So, what do you think of the party? Having fun?" She asked as the music started up. It was a fast paced, bass heavy dubstep. It reminded me of a dubstep artist back on my planet and so I enjoyed it immensely.
"I'm enjoying myself and the party is great." I said over the music as we danced to the heavy bass and having great fun. Lyra joined us and we all danced together. During the halfway point in the song, Bon Bon started to grind on me a little. I found it odd but continued to dance and nod my head. The dance floor was getting crowded and I was being pushed out of the middle of the floor by the ponies dancing wildly. I was confused how waist high ponies could move me easily but I didn't want to find out how strong they really are. As I was pushed to the staircase, I bumped my foot on the lowest stair and fell on my butt. It hurt alittle but not to much to matter, I was about to get up when I felt a hoove push softly on my chest. I looked to see that Bon Bon was the owner of said hoove, I was bout to ask "why' when she moved her hoove to my lips.
"Shhh, I wanna show you something. Follow me." She then moved her hoove from me and started upstairs. I sat for a second, weighting my options. What do's she want to show me? I mean I could easily find my way around this place, given enough time. She has been acting weird lately, Is it Lyra? Do's she want to ask me about Lyra?[/i So with haste, I went up stairs to meet Bon Bon. As predicted, the upstairs was were the owners of the building lived. I looked down the right hand side to see that one of the doors was open, so I headed towards it. As I looked inside the room, I was meet with an almost blinding amout of pink. The room had everthing that could be painted in the color pink: for the wall paper, to the carpeting, the bed and every single toy/plushy/random shit. I walked to the obnoxiously pink bed and placed my hand onto the covers. There, another Bonfire lit. Haha Dark Souls, I'll miss your hard as shit game-age. Before another thought could enter my mind, I heard the sound of a door closing behind me. I turned around to see that the cause of the closing door and was not surprised to see that it wa Bon Bon, but I was surprised by the big-ol grin painted on her face.
"Oh...Bon Bon, you kinda scared me." I said as I continued to stare at Bon Bon. She giggled at my statement.
"Sorry...but I'm glad you listened to me and came..." She started to say as she started to slowly approach the bed. As she approached, I could smell a strong musk that seemed to fill the room. I was about to question this fact, when I was suddenly pounced on by Bon Bon. As my back hit the bed, her lips locked mine and her front hooves on the side of my head. I tried fighting back but as the kiss continued, I started to enjoy it. Her soft were supple and her fur was warm and soft. I started kissing back, wrapping my arms around her. She moaned in response and kissed me deeper. I felt her tounge wnting entry, so I parted my lips and explore my mouth. I explored hers in response, our tongues dancing occasionally in between exploring. After about two minutes of thi bliss, Bon Bon slowly pulled her lips away with a connecting strand of saliva being pulled and then breaking.
"So....y-you like me back?" She said. I looked into her blue eyes. I felt my heart skip a beat when i looked into those blue orbs. I brought my left hand to her cheek and she pushed herself into my hand, closing her eyes.
"Yes, I like you. This was a very interesting way of showing me that you like me." I said with a smile. Bon Bon giggled at this and got off from ontop of me and layed down next to me, wrapping her hooves around my stomach.
"Well, It's was either that or resort to 'plan B'." I raised an eyebrow at this.
"What was "plan B' ?" I questioned.
She looked up at me. "Well...you see, In our society, the stallion population is lower then the mare population. For every one colt born, there's five mares born. So there is some competition for a male. So when a mare wants to get a stallions attention, she would...move her tail to the side to give the stallion a good view of....her 'goods'." She buried her face into my side, waiting for a reaction. Wait....If she decided to go with plan B, she would have showed her vagina to me? I placed my right hand onto her back and started to rub her back softly.
"Well, let me just say....I would have enjoyed the view." I said. She looked at me, a heavy blush appearing on her cheeks.
"Well..." She said as she scooted up, letting her face get inches from mine. "...maybe when we get home.." She brought her lips closer to mine...
BANG!!!
"WOOOO PA..'hich'...RTY!!!" Lyra shouted as she bursted into the room, levitating two cups of spiked punch and wearing a party hat. She stumbled to the bed and jumped onto the bed.
"HEY ALEX AND BON BON, WHAT ARE YOU DO..." She couldn't finish her statement for she fell straight to sleep: snoring, heavy and loud. Me and Bon Bon looked at each other and sighed a heavy sigh.
"Best party ever..." I said before patting Lyra on the head. "...Now lets get home."