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// Bonus: The Psycho and The Sun Goddess 
// Story: What Would Really Happen 
// by Z-A-C 
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~Bonus: The Psycho and The Sun Goddess~





Day One


The sky-chariot ride was peaceful...for maybe ten minutes. Almost as soon as the chariot left the ground, Freak was bouncing in his seat. Celestia had to use her magic to hold him still. And Freak retaliated by pulling off the skin on his face. It didn't hurt him. In fact, it was like peeling latex. The Princess could have dealt with it, if it wasn't for the fact that Freak was eating the skin he pulled off, and throwing what he didn't eat at the Pegasus guards that were pulling the chariot. Needless to say it wasn't very long until Celestia restrained his arms and hands.

He protested that he was just having fun, but Celestia told him it wasn't very good behavior. "IT'S NOT LIKE I'M EATING YOUR SKIN!!!" He laughed after saying that, and Celestia just shook her head.

"Yes, but it is unhealthy to do that."

"DON'T FORGET STRANGE!! HOW ABOUT YOU HAIR?! HOW DOES IT TASTE?!?! CAN I TASTE THE RAINBOW OF SHERBERT DELIGHT?!?"

"No, You may not." Freak didn't say anything after that and presumably went to sleep. Celestia looked at him with an unsure expression. "I know I told Twilight that it's going to be okay," She thought. "But I'm beginning to question my statement." Freak then mumbled something about frozen dairy treats in his 'sleep'. "Perhaps sherbert might calm him down?"

"Your highness?" One of the guards said.

"Can one of you bring my guest a sherbert cone when we land?"

"Of course, your highness. We are almost to the castle."

"Thank you."

"YES, THANK YOU WITH A THOUSAND CUPS OF MOONJUICE!!" Freak suddenly shouted, scaring the two guards and the Princess. "SORRY! DIDN'T MEAN TO FRIGHTEN YOU!!"

Celestia just shook her head. "Really beginning to question it..."





Day Two.


Canterlot Castle, AKA Freak's new playground. Though Celestia expected worst, she still wasn't too happy about the state of his guest room and hallway. "There weren't even any clothes in the room!" One of the servants complained. "How could this have happened?"

Celestia sighed. "I will go speak with him. Which direction did he go?"

"Oh," The other servant said. "You don't need to trouble yourself over it. We'll find him."

Celestia put on a polite smile. "It is no trouble. He is my guest, after all."

The servants nodded. "Very well, you highness. He went towards the courtyard."

Celestia nodded. "Thank you." Celestia turned away. But all of a sudden.

"TINY PROBLEM!! I'M NOT IN THE YARD OF COURTING, I WAS HIDING BEHIND THE DOOR!! THE WHOLE TIME!!!"

One of the servants kicked him out of reflex, sending Freak back into the room. It didn't take long for the servant to realize what she did. "O-oh my gosh! I d-d-didn't mean to-"

"FRISKY!!" He then ran up to the servant and picked her up. "YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!!" And then he slammed the door.

It happened so fast, that not even Celestia could react in time. "Freak!" Celestia yelled over the cries for help. "Freak, let her go!!"

"CAN'T HEAR YOU!! WINDS-A-BLOWIN'!"

Celestia lit up her horn, prepared to blow the doors open, when a sound stop her and the other servant in their tracks. "Oh~." Celestia and the servant looked at each other. "Oh yes~."

After the situation sunk in, the servant spoke up. "Uh you highness?" The servant said, hiding her beet red face. "I don't think she needs help..."

"Agreed." Celestia said, the shocked expression still on her face. "Let's...give them some privacy."

"Right there! Oh my goddess yes!" And that was all she could take. Celestia teleported her and the servant away from the door.





Five Minutes Later


The door opened and the servant(Cherry Blossom Freak found out) and Freak walked out of the room. "That was lovely." Cherry cooed. "I didn't think you would be such a good masseuse."

"Me neither," Freak said in an actual normal tone. "You just seemed so tense! You had more knots then my brain has problems!" Cherry didn't know what to make of that, so she just thanked him and went on to continue with her chores. "The offer still stands, ya know?"

Cherry stopped and giggled. "I'm flattered, Freak, I really am. But I'm a married mare."

Freak shrugged. "It's a good thing we didn't do anything then. Because then I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU!! CHEATING. IS. WRONG!!!"

Cherry smiled. "I agree." She turned away. "Thanks again for the massage!" And then she went to find her friend/co-worker. Freak just smiled and waved, before disappearing.





Later That Day


Freak was wandering the corridors of the castle, looking for Cherry's friend. So far his luck at finding her hasn't been great. "MOONLIGHT!? YOUR FRIEND SAID YOU NEED TO RELAX!!" But that could be because he was yelling. That, and the castle staff's just generally avoiding him. Especially Cherry Blossom's friend, Moonlight Star. "WHERE ARE YOU!?!?"

Meanwhile, in a nearby supply closet. "You told him my name!?"

Cherry raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

"I can't believe it! First you cheat on your husband with that...thing, and now he's looking for me!"

"Moonlight." Cherry said, interrupting her friend. "I did not cheat on my husband."

Moonlight scoffed. "It certainly didn't sound like it!"

"It was just a massage!"

"Yeah, I'm sure!" Moonlight glared at her friend. "There is absolutely no way one can enjoy a massage that much."

"Maybe not a hoof massage." Cherry sighed. "Why don't you believe me? We've been friends since middle school..."

Before anything else could be said, Freak opened the door. "GOTCHA!! I'LL MAKE A BELIEVER OUT OF YOU!!!" He looked over at Cherry. "HOLD HER DOWN!! SHE'LL STRUGGLE FOR THE FIRST MINUTE!!" Cherry nodded, and held Moonlight down.

Moonlight looked terrified. "Why are you helping him!? I thought we were friends!?" Cherry just rolled her eyes. Freak walked over to her. "Please be gentle." She cried, and closed her eyes. He just stood there, looking over her form as if he was looking for something.

Moonlight was shaking. "Just relax Star," Cherry said. "It will go by a lot quicker if you do." Moonlight nodded, with tears starting to form. 

She relaxed, and Freak snapped his fingers. "Roll her onto her stomach." Cherry did as told. "Perfect! He knelt down, and placed his hands on both of Moonlight's shoulder's. She tensed up at his touch. Freak placed his thumbs on Moonlight's withers, and applied a little pressure. He then began moving his thumbs in a circular motion, eliciting a surprised moan from her. He then moved to the neck, even though there wasn't much he could do. Same with the back, but he knows a couple tricks.

After that, he asked her to turn on her left side. She did so with minimal help from Cherry. "Is-is this it? This is all your going to do to me?"

Cherry gave her a deadpan look. "Did you really think he was going to do... that?"

"Well...yes. Yes I did..."

"Not unless you want a happy ending, which I'm assuming you don't." Her cheeks got a tint of red and Freak motioned for her to roll over onto her other side, which she did. "Plus, that's freakin' disgusting that you think I would do that."

Moonlight had nothing to say to that and just let Freak continue with the massage.





Day Three


Princess Celestia woke up in her chambers. The moon has yet to go down, signifying that she woke up on time. She went into her bathroom to take her morning shower. As she normally does before breakfast and day court. Her shampoo was a nice but strange mix of lavender with coconut, and her body wash/coat conditioner was plain lavender. Her shower was a short one, and did little to prepare her for the boring task that awaits her. But, before that, it's breakfast with her... "Oh right, she's in Ponyville." Celestia sighed. "I suppose it's breakfast alone, once again." She opened the bathroom door. "Though I guess I can't blame her." She gave another, though smaller sigh.

Suddenly a small laugh echoed in her chamber. "Discord?" Another small laugh. "No, the laugh isn't right." A low chuckle sounded this time. "Who's there!? How did you get into my room?!"

Suddenly something dropped from the ceiling, right next to Celestia, "WAKEY WAKEY!! I MADE BREAKFAST!!"

Celestia facehoofed and shook her head. "Freak? How did you get in here?"

"It was surprisingly easy to slip in during the shift change." He said in his 'normal' voice. "You might want to check on that. Oh, and Chryssy will be joining us for breakfast."

"Yes, I will have to address that." Celestia nodded. "What is for breakfast?"

Freak smiled. "GREEN EGGS AND HAM!!"

"Green eggs? And... Ham?"

"YEP! FOUND IT IN THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE. WE EAT LIKE KINGS TODAY!!"





In The Dining Room


Celestia sat down at the table. She looked at the plate in front of her. It had the green eggs, hay bacon strips, and hash browns. Celestia looked at the other two plates. Freak's had a slice of ham with hash browns and the eggs. And Chrysalis' plate had the rest of the ham on it, with a side plate of hay bacon. Freak sat down across from Chrysalis, and noticed the expression on Celestia's face.

"Something wrong Celestia?"

"No, no. Everything looks fine!" Freak didn't look convinced. "Well, I will admit I am concerned about having spoiled eggs served to me."

"Spoiled?" Freak laughed. "They're not spoiled! it's food coloring! I just injected a little into the yoke. Other than that they're normal eggs."

"I see. That is a relief." And then everyone started eating.





Later that day


"And that concludes todays day court. Thank you all for your concerns. I will see what I can do." There were groans and bows and ponies that gave no response at all. Freak wasn't sure what to make of it. At first he was interested by the idea. That quickly changed after he found out how boring it was. And most of the requests were so stupid that, if it wasn't for the spell Celestia used, he would have voiced his disapproval.

Needless to say, it wasn't a pleasant experience for him. He silently vowed to find those ponies and personally tell them how idiotic they are. Most of problems could be fixed by the ponies themselves! Utterly ridiculous! As soon as the ponies were gone, Celestia undid the spell on Freak. The out burst was imminent. "HOW CAN YOU STAND THAT!! NO ONE SHOULD BE FORCED TO DO SOMETHING SO BORING!!! AND THE REQEUSTS!! AURGH!!! YOU DON'T NEED ROYAL BACKING TO BUY A NEW PLOT OF LAND!!!! YOU DON'T NEED ROYAL BACKING TO BUY A NEW MANSION YOU'LL NEVER USE!!! AND THAT STUPID PONY THAT ASKED FOR THE KEY TO THE TREASURY, AND THEN ARGUED WHEN YOU TOLD HIM NO!?!? HOW FFFUCKIN' STUPID CAN YOU BE!?!?!?" Freak was holding the sides of his head.

"ARE YOU SURE THEY'RE NOT IMBRED?!?! HOW ARE THEY EVEN PERMITED TO LIVE!?!?! AURGH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!" Freak looked at celestia and his face was actually red, telling Celestia, and the guards, that this wasn't his normal yelling. He was actually angry. His eyes glowed and he disappeared before anyone could say or do anything.

Celestia was actually concerned. "Guards, I want you to sweep the town. Find him before he does anything!"

"Yes, your majesty!"





Meanwhile in Ponyville


"I feel a disturbance in the force." Luna looked at me. "Something is very wrong." I looked towards Canterlot. "Luna, I think we might need to help your sister..."