super secret human facility

by xXmentracksXx


Chapter 18: The first date is always the hardest.

As we sat on the blanket in the park, I could hear the sound of hooves coming at a fast pace from behind us. I turned to look but was meet with a hard pink force. I was shot a foot forward and ended face first in the grassy dirt. I lifted my head up from the nice view of dirt and green grass.

"OH HELLO AGAIN, I WAS WALKING IN THE PARK SINCE ITS A BEUTIFUL AND I LOVE TO SPEND MY TIME HERE WHEN I'M NOT IN SUGURCUBE CORNER MAKING CUPCAKES. I SAW YOU THREE WERE HAVING A PICNIC AND LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE ENJOYING IT, SO I THOUGHT THAT I COULD JOIN YOU AND WE CAN HAVE FUN IN THE PARK TOGETHER: RUNNING, LAUGHTING, PLAYING, HUGGING, AND SO MUCH MORE." Pinkie excitedly proclaimed as she softly jumped on my back. I was going to respond but Bon Bon beat me to the punch.

"Pinkie, you didn't have to tackle him to the ground. We would have let you joined us."

"OH BUT I JUST GOT SO EXCITED TO SEE HIM AGAIN. HE'S FUN!!" She explained as she hopped of me. I pushed myself off of the ground and onto my knees. I was about to get to my feet but Pinkie Pie turned back to me and wrapped her hooves around my neck.

"SEE, HE'S OK. SO CAN I JOIN YOU? PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEEEEEASE." She asked as she drawn out the last 'please'. I placed my hand onto her mane and softly rubbed her hair.

"Yes, yes...can you let me go please? I need air to breath." I said as I mocked a choke as I collapsed back onto the ground. Pinkie laughed as she hugged me softer.

"SEE...HE'S FUN...And cute" Pinkie said as she got off me so I could stand up. I got to my feet and stretched my back. I looked at the now three mares sitting on the blanket and sighed.

"So would you mares like to walk around the park?" The three mares nodded and walked to my sides: Bon Bon to my right, Lyra and Pinkie Pie to my left.

We walked a good portion of the park, occationaly stopping at certain spots: to gaze at a few flowers, to run around the wide open area's and just get to know each other better. It was nearing 12 in the afternoon and I knew we couldn't stay in the park all day.

"Well girls, I guess we should start heading home. All this fun has really wore me out." I said with a tired sigh. Bon Bon nodded her head.

"Yeah..I need to get ready for work. The shop ain't going to run itself." Bon Bon stated as we started walking back to our blanket to pack up the stuff. When we arrived at the blanket and started packing, I noticed that three of the sliced watermelon slices were gone. Maybe somepony got hungery and got some slices to snack on...Well, less to waste in the fridge. I went back to packing the picnic stuffs and handed them to Bon Bon to place in the basket. After putting the remaining paper towels back in the basket, Lyra used her magic to levitate the basket and we started of towards home.

We were half way home when Pinkie Pie spoke up. "Well, I have to head of to work. Please stop by sometime for a treat on me alex."

"Ok Pinkie, I'll hold you to that." I stated as I wave at Pinkie as she pounced of towards her work place. Me,Lyra and Bon Bon continued walking towards home.

We arrived at the house 5 minutes later after Pinkie left our group. I opene the door for Bon Bon and Lyra which got me a 'thank you' from the both of them. I closed the door and entered the kitchen to assist Bon Bon and Lyra.

"So, need any help putting things away?" I asked as I stood by the table.

"Yes, could you put the basket back in my room? I need to get going." Bon Bon said as she walked next to me, got onto her back hooves and kissed me on the cheek. I quickly kissed her cheek and she went to the living room to get her saddlebag. I looked at Lyra, who seemed to have a sad look on her face.

"Whats wrong Lyra?" She looked at me with a frown.

"Why don't I get a kiss on the cheek?" I smiled and I motioned my hand for her to come to me.

"Oh get over here you." She instantly smiled and walked over to me. I got onto my knee and placed my hand under her chin. I turned her head and planted my lips on her cheek. She giggled and returned a kiss to my cheek. I smiled and ran my fingers through her mane. Lyra really enjoyed this as pushed her head into my hand. I chuckled.

"hehe you enjoy my hands more then I do." I said as I lifted my hand of her head. Lyra nodded her head at my statement.

"There interesting, you can grab things easily and delicately...and...they seem very...flexible and precise." Her last statement was sexual indeed, but I just smiled and let her have her dirty thoughts. I chuckled and we entered the living room. Bon Bon had her saddlebag ready and was about to leave. I walked over to Bon Bon and placed my hand on her back.

"Have a good day at work." I told her as I rubbed her back.

"Thank you and don't worry, I'll be home shortly." She said as she looked at me with a smile. She walked over to the door and opened it.

"Take care you two, no funny business." She said as she waved at us and walked out the door. I turned to Lyra and who was forming a large grin.

"Sooo...what do you wanna do?" I asked as I started getting worried about my safety. Lyra slowly returned my gaze with the grin full and huge.

"Ohhh...I know something we can do." Lyra stated before turning an slowly walking towards the stairs. She turned my head and motioned for me to follow. I swallowed and followed her upstairs.

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"YES YES YEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lyra screamed with her hooves in the air. I sighed as I leaned back and watched her.

"How the hell do you roll a yahtzee four games in a row??" I asked as I examined my sheet and sulked as my miniscule score of 350, Lyra had a score twice of mine. I crumpled up my score sheet and tossed it into her garbage.

"Oh don't be mad Alex, you did your best." Lyra said as sat herself next to me, I put my arm on her back and laughted.

"I'm not mad, I'm just lost on how you got four yahtzee's in a row." Iyra leaned into me as I finished.

"Well thats my secret...Anyway you lost our bet and I want to cash it in." Lyra said as she looked up at me. Thats right: I bet that if I win, she had to wear a big pink dress at Pinkie's next party...but Lyra bet that if she won, I would take her to Sugarcube Corner for our second date...Well, a bets a bet.

"Well, a bets a bet Lyra. I lost, you won and now we go to Sugarcube Corner." I said. Lyra squee'd and hugged me tight. I hugged back and smiled, knowing that even if I lost the bet, I would still have fun with Lyra. So me and Lyra got off the floor and headed out of her room. We went down the stairs and out of the house to the streets of Ponyville.

As we made our way to Sugarcube Corner, I checked my pockets to see if I still had the pouch of bits in my pocket. I was releaved to feel the pouch still reasting in my right pocket, I sighed inwardly and removed my hand from my pocket. Good, didn't want to work off two cupcakes and a shake. I continued to walk right beside Lyra as Sugarcube Corner came into view, the ginger bread roof and frosting shingles were a welcome sight. We reached the front door and I held the door open for Lyra, the bell above the door rang out as I opened it. Strange, didn't notice a bell there during the party.

"Thank you." Lyra said as she entered. I then entered and let the door close behind me. We walked over to the counter, waiting for Pinkie Pie to show up and take our orders. We heard the doors open behind the counter and looked over to the sound. A rather plump looking blue mare with pink and light pink mane walked over to us.

"Hello, you must be this 'Alex' Pinkies been talking about...My names Miss Cake." She said, her voice reminded me of a mother who seen the high and lows of married life. Just like my mother....only less 'pony'.

"Hello Miss Cake, this is Alex...How long has she been talking about him?" Lyra asked, not giving me a chance to answer her myself. Miss Cake brought a hoove to her chin and thought.

"Hmmmm.......when she got back from the trainstation, she said she need to have a party ready pronto....I asked her 'Why?' and all she said was...'This could be the o...." Miss Cake was about to finish her statement but was cut short my a pink blurr coming down the stairs and putting a hoove in her mouth.

"OH MISS CAKE...ALLOW ME TO TAKE THEIR ORDERS. PUMPKIN AND POUND CAKE WANNA SEE THEIR MAMA." Pinkie said as she removed he hoove from Miss Cakes mouth and pushed her towards the staircase. Pinkie leaned into Miss Cakes ear.

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The conversation between a cake and a Pinkie

"Please OHHH pleeease don't go telling everypony about my crush on Alex..." Pinkie whispered with worry in her voice. Miss Cake sighed and Whispered back.

"Well sweety, you're going to have to tell him sooner or later." She whispered.

"I will, I will...but not while he's on a date, that would be SOOO awkward." Pinkie said as they reached the stairs. Miss Cake turned to Pinkie Pie and nodded in agreement.

"Well we'll talk about it later...Now, take care of them please." Miss Cake said as she went up the stairs to see her childeren. Pinkie turned and went back behind the counter, ready to take the orders of the pony and human at the counter.

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Back to the perspective of Alex

"What just happened?" I asked as Pinkie made it behind the counter. She looked at me and smiled.

"Oh Pumpkin and Pound Cake were wanting thier mommy. So I came to get her and saw you were here. Soooo...I thought I would take your orders and let Miss Cake see her little babies." Pinkie Pie said as she put on an blue apron. I nodded my head in agreement. Sounds believable...but what was Miss Cake about to tell us? I thought as Lyra started her own thought. Miss Cake was about to reveal something about Pinkie Pie....I must investigate further. Pinkie Pie also had a look of deep thought. ...A pink dress with a set of matching gala shoe's, the wedding cake will be a chocolate only cake and everything will be covered in streamers. Oh our wedding will be SOOOOOO great... It was a good minute of us staring into the void, having our own thoughts before I spoke up.

"Well, lets get down to business then: I would like a chocolate cupcake please. What would you like Lyra?" Lyra thought for a moment before making a decision.

"I'll take a slice of Orange Swirl Cake please with a strawberry milk shake." Pinkie Pie nodded.

"Okey Dokey, have a seat and I'll bring out your orders." Pinkie then hopped of to the back to either make the items or wait a minute to make us THINK she was making the sweets. We walked over to one of the tables and took a seat. Lyra got the seat to the left of me and leaned her head on my shoulder.

"A REAL date....Its been a while since I'v done this." Lyra stated as she rubbed her cheek on me slightly.

"What do you mean 'real date'?" I questioned ask I raised an eyebrow. Lyra let out a sigh and looked up at me, her eyes filled with a spark of sadness.

"Well..." She started. "...I haven't really been the apple of many stallions eyes. I mean, yeah I've had a few stallions ask me out, but they only saw me as a flank to rut. I never...gave myself to anypony and after Bon Bon was assaulted by her ex, I stoped dating all together. I didn't want anypony hurting my best freind and I didn't want anypony to hurt me like he did her." Lyra by this point had tears sliding down her cheeks, like diamonds falling down from a golden necklace. I felt my heart falling at her statement and it made think about Bon Bon's words during te party. Both of these mares lives were messed up by a bad stallion...I know humans who were like Lyra and Bon Bon... I couldn't take her tears by this point, so I wrapped my arms around Lyra and hugged her with all I have and had.

Lyra was surprised by this, but before she could respond, I spoke to her. "Listen...I know what happene to Bon Bon. But I want to tell you this: I will NEVER hurt the both of you. I will treat you with the respect and love you two deserve. I can't promise you the world, but I can promise you my love." I waited a second, letting my words sink into her. I felt her hooves wrap around me and her head pushing into my chest.

"Thank you....thank you." She said as her hug tightened and mine tightened as well. We stayed this way for a good moment before we were interupted by the pink party pony bringing our orders.

"Awww look at you two, so cute...This may be a problem for us Pinkie." Pinkie said and thought as she placed the items onto the table.

"Thank you Pinkie.." We unwraped ourselves and I reached into my pocket to get my pouch of bits. Pinkie waved her hoove and me.

"Don't worry about it Alex, this one is on me." I looked at her with uncertainty.

"You sure Pinkie? It wouldn't feel right to not pay." Pinkie giggled and lifted the empty tray with the top of her head.

"Don't worry silly, you can repay me back later. But for now, enjoy and have a good...Date?" Pinkie questioned. Lyra nodded and wraped her hooves around my arm.

"Yes, this is the first of our many dates." Lyra stated with happiness. Pinkie smiled.

"Well enjoy you two." Pinkie said as she walked back to the kitchen, leaving me and Lyra to enjoy ourselves. I grabed my chocolate cupcake and took a small bit. The chocolate hit me hard, like getting hit with the Grant. HAHA Dark sould reference. High five self.'mental slap'. The flavor was waaaay better then anything that earth humans could make and the little chocolate chips hidden inside made the whole thing better. I swallowed my bit and smiled big, Lyra giggled at the face I was making.

"Enjoying the cupcake?" She asked while smiling. I nodded my head vigorously and took another bit, with another wave of chocolaty goodness hitting my brain and tounge. A little got on the side of my mouth, I was about to wipe it away but Lyra stopped my with her hoove.

"Here....let me." She leaned forward and licked the bit of muffin of the side of my lips. I was alittle surprised, but was not put off by it. She smiled and leaned in to my ear.

"...Delicious..." She whispered which sent a pleasurable shiver down my spine.

"...What about your sweets?" I mockingly questioned. She giggled a bit, looking at me with half lided eyes.

"...Well...I know something....much sweeter..." She leaned in, her lips coming closer to mine. We were inches, nay micrometers, away from eachothers lips. I could feel her ot breath hitting my lips and I waited for the sweet contact.

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"HEY YOU TWO, HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING EVERYTHING!!??" A happy, loud voice rang loud in our ears. I fell backwards from my seat, as Lyra covered her ears with her hooves. As I hit the floor, my ears were like rivers of blood coming forth from satans big toe. Or thats what it felt like.

"Oh...I'm SOOOO sorry, please I mean it." Pinkie Pie said as she helped me up. My ears were slightly ringing as I waved my hand at her.

"I-it's fine Pinkie. You just scared us alittle." I said as I took my seat, Lyra has removed her hooves from her ears and was looking at Pinkie with a little disdain. I looked at Lyra giving her a light smile, she sighed and returned the smile.

"Well Pinkie, I guess you didn't mean to scare us, so it's ok." Lyra said. Pinkie smiled and hopped up and down.

"Oh thank you, thank you...I promise to not scare you like that EVER again...only on april fools...and halloween....and other holidays where thats acceptable." Pinkie said as she stopped hopping and looked at me.

"Well no harm done." I said as I rubbed Pinkies mane. She giggled at my rubbing and smiled.

"Well I'll let you two have your privacy." She said as she made her way back to the kitchen, leaving me and Lyra to enjoy are sweets and alittle apprehensive about trying a kiss in Pinkies work place.

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Good job Pinkie, that will make her think twice before trying anything Like that again. Her inner thoughts told her, Pinkie frowned as she listened to herself. We didn't have to do that...I was going to tell him soon... I highly doubt that Pinkie...now if I was alowed to come out......NO,NO,NO and NO...I'm not letting you "Help" me this time. I'll do this myself. Pinkie angerly said to herself to shut her inner thoughts up. .....Well....Have it your way Pinkie.....but remember: I could make him yours in an instant. Pinkie breathed in sharply and went into the kitchen, to plan out a way to tall Alex her feeling for him.