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Twilight is going to have a mental breakdown over hay bacon of all things?! And they'd better ground Harper before she zaps everyone.
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Harper! YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Nooooooooooooo!
Daww... Peekaboo's becoming an adorable little predator. I too wonder what Pinchy knee means... if it was even in the episode. To Google!
Well... it is. The ingredients are still natural, just not what you expect to find in food!
Oh dear... Pinkie knows something scary is about to happen (Pinchy knee), and Pinkemena is about to come out!
5168219 Not that kind of grounded! She's too innocent for that...and then I remember who her parents are right after saying that.
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Bucky: Make zap for daddy.
Harper: Mama?
Bucky: Fine. Make zap for mama.
Harper: **ZAP!**
Bucky: Mind if I smoke?
Twilight is wasting food. Seriously? This isn't a pleasure cruise. You're going to an enemy nation to conduct peace talks. In that sort of situation they're likely to serve you what -they- eat just to see you squirm and try not to insult them by not eating it. You'll wish you hadn't burned up your hay bacon then, doofus. They'll probably have real bacon. Or pony-bacon.Redacted by order of the Ordo Rereadium.
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She didn't waste anything. What are you talking about?
She set aside the bacon for frying and put the package into the incinerator.
Hm... Are there any other ponies throughout history that are omnivores? Other than Sombra and Bucky...
Add possibly dangerous chemicals to hay, and you get bacon-tasting hay!
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No pinchy knee is in relation to Bucky so either he is going to get scary when Pinkie breaks down, or he is going to be the reason she gets scary.
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Same is true of real bacon.
And so many other processed foods.
Fun fact. The sodium nitrate they use to make meats taste delicious? They frequently get that by mining bat guano.
So just think, the next time you eat a delicious hot dog, hamburger, or succulent bacon, you are eating processed bat shit. Among other things.
Vanilla flavouring comes from beaver anal glands. Strawberry flavouring comes from pig piss. Our food is wonderful!
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No, Bucky does keep setting off her pinchy knee, but in this instance, Bucky is not the one setting it off.. Well, not directly.
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Hold on. I read that two times, lemme try it again with this in mind.
Edit: Okay, here's the issue.
Even with context, I'm used to the descriptive "empty packages" in sentences like these. When I see 'package of' and then talking about packages later, despite context I'm still going to picture the 'packages full of <whatever>'. Which actually fits with her overall tone, "What are we eating? This has to be dangerous. /toss it in the trash"
I see what you meant now. Though perhaps adding "empty" before packages there might be of some small assistance.
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Did I screw something up?
And she wouldn't be wrong, either. They're headed into griffon territory, after all.
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Edited for clarity. Thanks!
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More Rarity and Coco are coming.
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Those two need their own lost chapter.
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wow... i thought they use Dactylopius coccus (didnt found english name, so i use this) in the strawberry flavour.
I dont thing there is SOUND ground, maybe solid. I think i just found my first typo....
also i have a question: will we see what happens in the homeland this time, or we just see those who are around Bucky? And if its the latter, will they get letters about what happening or something like that?
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Isolation.
5168231 I keep imagining Harper to look like Twist with an afro...
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Yes, but larger. And poofier. More hair than foal.
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They use a lot of things for strawberry flavour, including a petroleum based food additive that is now listed as being "organic".
I am curious now that you have introduced Pinkie's less than pleasant side, what your reasoning behind that will be.
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She's under some stress and her knee won't stop being pinchy. She is also bored. Bored bored bored.
And she's only lost a few curls. Not all of them.
5168355 Hmmm... well since she only lost a few curls this time, and that you specified that point, I am going to be under the assumption that she will be revisiting this side of herself more than once throughout the rest of the arc. Especially since with Bucky, everyone is in more danger. And with danger comes injuries, injuries to ponies Pinkie loves. Things happen around Bucky...BAD things...worse things than most ponies have ever seen. Add this to Pinkie's manic depressive side...ouch.
If pinchy knee means something scary is gonna happen and it involves Bucky, then why is the first thing that comes to mind Bucky being dressed like Dr Frankenfurter and him singing Sweet Transvestite?
5168219 she needs to be around sparkler more, that should ground her
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Oh my god! Harper's going to grow up to be Fluffle Puff!
So cute!!!
So, if it's static electricity, wouldn't the best course of action be to spritz Harper's hair with water, in order to negate it?
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Then again, if hay bacon is full of explosive compounds, is it a good idea to get rid of it by throwing it in an incinerator?
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It's his divine nature whispering to her the secrets of Armageddon?
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Because... that's exactly what's happening. Right behind you.
5168257 as Jim gafigan (hope I spell that right) said on a stand up " Don't you know what they do to those poor chickens? No, but its DELICIOUS!!".
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No, he would let her. He doesn't want to fall to his death. If she snatched him, he'd be at her mercy.
this is why i read this fic, small lines that makes the whole thing so much better
at this point
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By Luna's royal plot... Pinkamena is comming in a closed space... mid air
how can you not love her? the little killer
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After, obviously. Otherwise, she would have died.
From a Doylist perspective, because Epic Cupcake Time was a thing. I think. At least, I don't recall it being in the show.
From a Watsonian perspective? That's a very good question, especially the matter with the bacon flavoring. You'd think that wouldn't be even remotely palatable for ponies. For that matter, why are there so many explosives in there, and what are the Equestrian requirements are for organic certification?
Well, dang. That was sudden. Yes, there's something scary on the horizon, but that was an awfully sharp turn into Pessimism Junction for Pinkie Pie.
...or this is something she's been thinking since she heard about the diplomatic mission, and between the boredom and the constant knee-pinching, she just can't keep it in anymore. Oh, Pinkie. You're going to break my heart this arc, aren't you?
Thank you for the interlude with Yew and the little foals. I needed that after the sudden sadness.
Looking forward to more.
5168466 Ooh... one of two meanings again and I got the wrong one... Again I feel like a unicorn... Or an earth pony, I'd rather be blockheaded than a snob
Pinchy knee means something scary.
5167949 perhaps. yet there are ponies who are powerful individually in equestrian. twilight sparkle, rainbow dash, earth ponies like maud and applejack. pinkie pie I think applies to.
think that was my mindset there. if unocorns that can fight changeling queens can pop up, why not earth ponies who can match lunar pegasi?
either way, evil intent poisons magic after all. and what is more evil an intent than genocide?
peekaboo. a pegasus, the most ferocious of pony kinds, raised by a griffin, the most vicious of sentient predators, that can become invisible at will.
miss peekaboo, im here about the avengers initiative. equestria has a great need for exceptionally dangerous ponies and you are without a doubt, exceptionally dangerous.
A colt, enjoying his balls.
Pinchy knee?
A falling flowerpot full of petunias, followed up moments after it hits the deck by a whale?
Which raises the question - are there whales and dolphins in Equestria?
Peekaboo is going to be an interesting mare to be around.
A lunar pegasus partner, maybe?
Foreshadowing?
Also: Don't serve hay bacon flambéed.
Because he is a tainted shadow predator?
Wait, she doesn't get it around Senty and Lugus.
Maybe because Bucky is the potential alicorn of war?
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Nip it in the bud, folks.
Boy, getting set phrases tranlated right is hard.
From the gutt, I would have written 'resist the beginnings' for 'Wehret den Anfängen'.
Probably because they're only dangerous in quantity? Maybe nonreactive in the expected conditions of a kitchen or inhibited by other ingredients?
You know what else is all natural and organic? Bears. Would you trust a bear just because it's all natural and organic?
Because it's made of Creepers of course!
don't know if anybody told you this already or not but pinchie knee mean something scary is about to happen.
Pinchy Knee already? Well, something big is going to happen soon then. From what everyone has said "Something scary.." I also remembered the full quote.
"When my knee gets pinchy, it means something scary is about to happen!"
As in, I don't think she means within the last few days.
I'm taking it as the next few hours sort of scary.
Though the..ahem, last time we saw Pinkie go Mina, don't forget she also slammed her butt on top of Rainbow Dash's head. I wonder if there will be a lost chapter about something that occurs like that? Ahh well.
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Ew... Normal people would say.
As for me, WHO CARES THEYRE DELICIOUS.
VANILLA IS GUD.
Punchy knee wasn't that something is going to fall...and around Bucky...xD remember the last time Bucky got off the scorned mare to go after the crystal lich
Belated congratulations. Your fanfic is officially longer than War & Peace.
Have a Scootaloo.