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Pinkie has no idea what kind of war she's going to start with Bucky.
He was a devious prankster before Pinkie was off the rock farm.
wise if we cut
Well... FUCK YOU DOCTOR!!! Why do I have the feeling he was telling his son to do these things as an experiment in foal behaviour?
Pinkie. He did Spider Ball.
Spider Ball.
Not entirely sure if you meant thrilled here or if it was a birdy thing.
5351573 Watch Celestia, Luna, and Discord get dragged into it as well. Ponyville will never be the same again.
5351590 Except that doesn't use gunpowder, it's powered by a magic-infused core. Besides, notice the markings? On Bucky's side.
5351573
Pinkie and Cheese. They are not ready
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And with currently no known laws against such a thing, it is likely pretty much legal since it probably isn't illegal either.
It's a shame Diamond's shrink is unprofessional.
Also, I'm surprised someone as heterosexual as Bucky enjoys the taste of balls in his mouth.
One last thing: I assume you've looked at different insects and arachnids for protein efficiency and flavor?
I wonder how long it will be before Bucky rebuilds the Education Department and reworks how mental health practices work
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He probably has. But the show Bizarre Foods has plenty of things involving bugs that would have great references if he hasn't. Or if you wanna see for yourself.
5351637 grasshoppers are pound for pound something like six times more efficient for protein synthesis and extraction than beef cows. Arachnids, in my experience, tend to be more flavorful.
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Ah. then he'll probably want to borrow that to see how it works.
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Markings? Bucky's side? I'm confused.
Either this doctor have a hell lot of a good reason to do what he just did, or he´ll receive a visit from Luna very soon.
A VERY angered Luna. Wich is, actually, a better thing then the alternative. A VERY angered Sentinel.
Did you just gave us a insight of how Pinkie´s mind work ? No, really, this is how her mental process work !? If it chickenrubber is it´s a cupcakes! great idea but may PARTYHARD cause permanent uhhhhhhhhh, balooooons mental disorders weeeeeeeeeeee reading.
What I was writing again ?
That´s the second time you describe choco-crickets (TM pending) and I found myself strangly eager to eat one of those. You do strange thing with you readers, kudzu.
PUDDLING !!!!
What I just writed again ?
5351659 Main picture on comment 16,095. Luna's CM on the collar and chest plate.
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I had to open it in a new tab and make it bigger to see it.
Welcome to the dark side, watch out for collateral damage I guess?
5351680 No, this guy causes the collateral damage!
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He might be doing strange things, but we're the ones enjoying it so...
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Shameless self promotion... A new chapter of Reflected Reflections is coming out soon.
XD I can see Derpy scolding him.
I've thought of something. Kudzukaiku was going for an industrialized Scandinavian viking thing with the griffins in naming their twin capitals Huggin and Munnin.
Then, two god-like, or demi-godlike, beings fought with the griffins. In the process, Twilight called down fire from the sun, burning the land, and Bucky created a great blizzard, which could be said to have frozen the sky. Then there were ice giants rampaging through the ruins.
They Ragnaroked the griffins.
I wonder if the griffins had any prophesies similar to the Scandinavians. You would think some of the surviving griffins might take notice of the fact that their homeland was just destroyed by ice, fire and giants.
found one
they are still do deeply ingrained in [to]
5351573 Master is the Prank Master as well... he will need to teach pinkie her place,
LET THE PRANK WAR BEGIN
5351922 i fear not. he may be an alicorn of war, but he would simply be matched by pinkie pie. with cheese at her side, he will be helpless.
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5351980 game on
5351573 5351922 True, but to level the playing field in the contest she has Cheese on her side.
I think that is one of the oddest sentences that I have written in my life. When taken out of context it makes no sense whatsoever, but here it is just fine. Fitting that Pinkie is involved in it.
5352093 there is so much an earth pony can do (i'm not a racist... just magic)
unicorn has tricks they can't play, and when she plays against a lvl4 dark lord with 0 moral blocks (he is EVIL) pranking against him is a lost cause
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Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich are also the current hosts of primordial chaos spirits who have been around since the dawn of time.
5352131 ummm didn't you say they were lesser spirits beforehand?
5352133
Yes. That has not changed.
Minor spirits. Just very old ones. Glad to see you paying attention.
I can stand to eat mealworms, they don't really taste like anything but Crickets I won't touch. I used to have pet lizards that ate them and they stink like really strong piss. NO WAY am I putting creatures that smell that bad anywhere near my mouth.
5352141 pigs roll in their own shit, cows have methane farts, and chickens are eighty percent mindless nasty little bsatards.
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Animals are a lot like pussy... you eat what tastes good and fuck the rest.
5352247 I...I think you just gave me a new outlook on life.
And now I wonder who Diamond Tiara will get help from now that her therapist isn't seeing her anymore.
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Speaking as a mental health practitioner myself, while the doctor's actions were technically correct from an ethical and professional perspective (as the dynamic between Diamond Tiara, Steeplechase, and him certainly constituted an objectivity-destroying multiple relationship, and likely could not endure), the method by which he went about addressing the issue was totally, completely WRONG.
He basically violated rule #1 of good psychological practice: Do. No. Harm.
Between the obvious emotional harm that Diamond Tiara suffered from the abrupt termination of services, the failure of the doctor to ensure continuity of care by arranging an appropriate referral to another provider, and the apparent failure to maintain confidentiality for his patients, the doctor is going to be very, very lucky if he manages to keep his license to practice once whatever governing ethics board and/or licensing authority get through with him.
And then there's the fact that Sentinel is likely going to savage him.
Followed by Moonbow.
Who will likely be assisted in her pummeling by Ripple.
Along with the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
Followed by an attack of killer BEES guided by Dinky.
While his consciousness is torn to shreds by the Princess of the Night.
And then . . . he'll be handed to Bucky.
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Professionalism and conflict of interest are two different things.
The professional thing to do when a potential conflict of interest arises (DT presumably started consulting before Steeple's bullying started so there was no conflict initially) is to back off and refer the client to someone else to pick up the case if there are no other mutually agreeable resolutions. Derby allegedly attempted to discipline his son, this failed to produce good enough results to convince Diamond, Diamond expressed how she was starting to doubt him and now Derby called the consultations off, which is the professional thing to do. The unprofessional thing to do would have been to try to downplay the issue and insist on continuing.
DT's reaction shows she was not expecting her admission of doubt to mean she would have to start over with a new psychiatrist if she wants to continue consulting. The way it is written, it seems like DT hurts more from Derby calling it quits than her doubts about his integrity.
You know Bucky can be a bit of a troll when he wants...
Why does everybody hate spiders? They're nice!
They kill pests, and unless they're the size of a computer mouse they can't even bite you IF they wanted to!
life isn't fair for spiders... =I
Also, FUCK YOU DOKTORR!!!
Wait... That's how she and her dad were...
Insects, if cooked right TASTE DELICIOUS. I know that for a fact.
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That.... is not a good sign of things to come...
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That was very well put, and a good illustration of the professional issues under consideration.
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And how does that make trolling or being a dick ok?
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There's another one, I think it's a beetle, that's close to eight times more efficient, especially once given a brisk, tasty coat of powderized insect and flavor powder of some kind. I'd suggest some seasoning powder, it makes them so flavorful.
As well, they make good chili filler, they soften beautifully under all the capsacin of a truly mouth-flaming chili.
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Chickens aren't bad. But keep in mind that wild turkeys will hunt and kill people in hunting outfits these days. They've been trained by natural selection to hunt the hunters... and they're vicious, too.
Twenty pounds of lean, wiry meat may not be much to eat, but it's more than enough to snap your fool neck if you aren't watching the trees.
5352945 ........ this likely stemed from some strange animation out there in the world...... it was likely hilarious.
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Er, no, it's honest-to-goodness truth. It's something people think is ridiculous, because 'wild turkeys are stupid, durr-hurr' forgetting that turkeys have lived in areas of the country with puma and jaguars for centuries.
And they ARE vicious.
5353033 rolls eyes.
domesticated turkeys are dumb as shit. wild turkeys are smart and pretty much burst into the air to avoid predators. not really fly more than elevate themselves to the point that the only way something is gonna eat them is if the giraffes get a craving for turkey.
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There is a reason why there is a shotgun round called a "turkey load."
"OH SHIT! TURKEYS! T-REX DESCENDANT MOTHERFUCKERS! DIE DIE DIE!"
Frankly, I'd rather take my chances with bears. Screw turkeys.
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Turkeys are up there with Swans and Geese. The only thing worse is wild Canadian Moose. *shudders*
They scare me.