How far will one stallion run to escape what pursues him?
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Rolled a one. Damnit... I have no initiative.
unicorn tranquiler, it works wonders.
Ooh, they've discovered the power of earth pony hooves. Particularly against neurotic unicorns.
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5983242 I'd laugh if someone rolled a 7 with a single die. If you read the Yu-Gi-Oh Manga, you'd get the joke.
The dreaded wingboner... Hahaha poor Sentinel
As for bon bon.. She had discovered she is toxic for unicorns. Forget drinking... One lick and your done
I have the Grammar Nazi trait, grants a +2 on all rolls made against typos.
Yep. The earth pony has just discovered their advantage over the unicorn: chemical mind control. No wonder they're brightly colored...
There is only Warhammer 40k!
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AVE DOMINOUS NOX!
Also.
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Now I'm imagining what Fluttershy is going to say when she hears that Bon Bon is getting Bucky and Lyra to lick frogs. Without the full context of what was going on of course.
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Tell that to the Sun Empress of Ponykind.
ROLL VALUE: (-1)
...The dice are trying to kill me.
5983387 HOW DARE THOSE KOWARDY TYPOS HIDE IN METAL BAWKSES!?!!
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5983430 Teh COWHARD! TEH FOOLS! We... We will take break their metal bawkses!
also the link aint working.
5983414 How do we know its really her and not an Alpha Legion operative o.o
Critical failuer, the tpo have taken hold
5983451 oh well, it was just a pic from 1d4chan
Why, you're growing up Bonnie. Into a young, perky drug factory for unicorns. Congrats!
5983454 what is that? i have never heard of such a legion? probably nonsence, you shouldn't talk about it since it obviously doesn't exist
5982296 Are you implying that I'm some kind of leg pumper? Some nerve. I have half a mind to slap you, the other half is out of order, please try again later. :/
Edit: This shitty joke was brought to you by the letter one. I'm so sleepy, jokes aren't my forte, let alone when I'm drunk off my ass from eating. Sleepy time!
Depends on what kind of dungeon!
So... earth ponies are the ultimate nullifying weapon against unicorns... but hard to pull off in a battle I think!
Earth ponies, mobile dope dispensers.
I am a pro Lurker, and as such gain +5 on any role in which I do a surprise post. Unfortunately, this is not a surprise post...rolled a four. Dang.
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SINDRIIIIIIII!!!
I rolled a one....
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Ave Sol Imperatrix! Lux Invictus!
Kudzu, what are you doing? The Nerd Herd is way too adorable for my level. Honestly, why couldn't you just throw a bunch of tarrasques at me, those would be more fair. (Also, Harmony Mallet 50k? In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only Bucky?)
Diamond Tiara broke Sentinel. I hope she knows how to reboot him.
Discord is enjoyably ridiculous, and I get the feeling he got precisely the results he wanted out of his etiquette lessons. Meanwhile, Fluttershy's mutations continue. Praise Tzeentch.
And Bon Bon is doing science. The sanity glands have been discovered. Now to see what comes of this discovery.
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I think you meant Praise the Su- Emperor, heretic.
Also, I was totally picturing Discord as "Mrs. Nesbitt" there.
As for the pony-frogs... well, now there's going to be an earth pony uprising to enslave unicorns, obviously.
I was thinking or writing something while I was reading the story. I forgot about it right after I was done. Anywho have a pinkie
Candidates... Sentinel. Spike. Uh... I can't actually think of any more that aren't adults and I'm not going to make those suggestions.
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Our enemies hide in METHAL BAWKSES! The cowards! The fewls!
Also, since Rhino APCs are metal boxes, what does that make the original Ork vehicle since that had battle wagon taken?
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Well, there is the myth of licking toads to get high, but frogs...
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You summon the Critical Whale!!
Why do I get the feeling Cadance's unladylike behavior is directly because of Bucky?
In the gentle light of the far future, there is only harmony.
Hahahahhaha!
i feel insulted, they aren't even metal any more. But i do suppose some people spend an absurd amount.
I cast magic missile at the darkness!
5984072 Well Discord DID play that game with Spike & Big Mac in the show, though BIg Mac might be a little old for their little group. Discord might be acceptible, since he's still very much a foal in his heart, when you really think about it
...Its official, unicorns are all hoof junkies.