How far will one stallion run to escape what pursues him?
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Stop to think. He might just be acting like a good soldier, putting on a brave face.
Think about who and what he is.
Bucky has just described every reason I do not want a daughter.
How about no?
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So you like touching the peener?
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it is a special kind of pearl.
5403475 I'm partial to penis, yes, but I think we've been over this.
Chapter 409: Bucky Defeated by Filly Bits.
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AKA a father's pain.
Hahaha, no. I learned not to google things randomly with blue waffle. (Seriously, don't google that.)
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Over the subject or over the penis?
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Pretty sure that's the collective title of Chapter 1 - 409 and counting, if Derpy has anything to say about it.
5403548 Both: I'd be more comfortable wiping my infant son's dick off than I would manually cleaning out my daughter's labia.
And I like dick on grown men, too, but that's neither here nor there.
I went through this with both my daughters, I could have sworn this was a day two lesson. I guess learning it again when they start putting out bits of food is a bit startling. Must be hard with hooves, my fingers felt big and clumsy. I was so glad they learned to go potty by themselves.
is there no end?
I feel sorry for Bucky... As a father he faces challenges far greater then as a warlock
challenge excepted
I've seen worse stuff in my life
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Still.. Seen worse live
Challenge accepted, looks like clay!
Play-Dough!
SpitFire is a spy, and I bet she's thinking if Rising would be a good lay.
I poured efficasent on my weewee when I was really small, lucky Harper.
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5403886 QFT
Daughters have filly bits !?!? No, that´s impossible !!! See, I have a daughter, and when I have to clean her little...whatever, I really won´t name it, anyway, when I have to clean her she is flat, like a Barbie doll !
I swear, I´m not making this !! Dad´s Little Princess don´t have anything down there. Who you´re calling dellusional !?!?!?!? YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I TOOK ALL MY MEDICINES TODAY....NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY DELUSIONAL !!!!!
*breath in......hoooooooooold......breath out*
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This is funnier than it should be...
Challenge denied. My curiosity isn't quite that morbid.
In any case, politics. Politics with magically enforced anti-corruption measures, but still, politics. This is going to be interesting. Spitfire rubs me the wrong way. Aggressive, abrasive... I don't find her very trustworthy.
Loch Skimmer and Ripple are adorable sisters, and that makes me happy.
And poor, poor Bucky. War cannot be waged against the eliminations of foals. There can be no victory there.
Looking forward to more.
I hope shining finds love somewhere. It would be incredibly sad if he died old and lonely. We all know Cadence wouldn't want that.
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There is precisely 1 picture of a waffle that's been turned blue with food coloring. The rest make you throw up.
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Only if you have SafeSearch off.
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I dunno, a little maple syrup should make any waffle edible.
I have googled enough things like that that I have been told to, to know that it is a very bad idea and I'm staying the F*CK away
"Google horse sheath bean... I dare you!"
Challenge accepted.
*Google's it*
What has been seen cannot be unseen!
I feel for Bucky changing diapers like that. *shudder* Been there brother, I feel your pain.
Yeah...I'm crazy, not stupid. That's a can worms I'm not going anywhere near.
Loch Skimmer said as she grinned
Can someone remind me who Singsong and Brass Note are please?
*Reads authors notes*
*Google's horse sheath bean*
FUCK!!!!!!!
*googles horse sheath bean*
*lays down*
*Try's not to cry*
*cries a lot*
i can picture bucky's confused look very well.
No thanks, I've been scarred enough by what the guys at school have told me to google.....
I have never watched 2 girls 1 cup! I have never watched 1 guy 1 cup! I will resist the temptation of this as well!
I don't need to google that, Worked stableyards for over 5 years I'm unlucky enough to have encountered them directly
*Googles it*
...
Meh.
5407590 The fillies who were used as improvised shuriken by the mirror traveller wannabe fagin
That's a pretty tame dare, just saying. There is far worse stuff to google.
(I might regret this but) challenge accepted
*googls it*
*screams I REGRET NOTHING*
Why did I do that
6341705 like 2 girls 1 cup?
7181912 once you've seen that... There is nothing more terrifying to see. And that is why I read! Wonderful in that it lets you use you imagination to make it as dark as your mind will go.
This is also a hypocritical comment seeing that I haven't ever watched that video, no thanks!
Huh, well okay then. *looks it up* ...... Huh, looks painful. Good thing i took care of my horses and made sure that they stayed clean..... That could be taken badly.....
7181912 Nope nope nope nope nope nope... Not today.
7181912 Nnoooooo sir. Believe me, the internet churns out far worse stuff every day.
7181932
Nope Moby huge worse slot worse xD do look it up or don't