How far will one stallion run to escape what pursues him?
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Truly horrifying. Being REWARDED for their deeds instead of punished.
My demented sense of humor loves the fact Bucky is just reveling in the foals subtle misery. It's so nice, and warm, aaand it just got grim... Damn it... Perhaps Pinchy is going to make a trip to the Shetlands...?
It figures that Bucky's idea of a reward would be a city in the middle of a magic murder forest.
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Well, most of what lives in the magical murder forest can easily be murdered by these children.
6861210 yes, rewarded with paperwork, whining and complaints
6861210 Curious thing is, this only work for this specific set of foals ´cause they are so responsible, so grown up. Any other foal would dismiss this specific punishment by, probably, closing himself and not never, ever, going out again.
I know that I wouldn´t leave my room ever again after something like that...
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I Capsed the Rewarded because I meant it as being sarcastic.
6861321 I know
Poor Barley, trying so hard.
MEAN.
Oh Mother of All Bucks, I have a slightly idea what Berry is talking ´bout....or, at least, to whom she will call for help. Extended Family to the rescue !!!
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I'm thinking Sour Mash, Bunny, and Deadspin m'self....
Ya know, one morning, everypony's going to wake up, and notice they are missing a griffon and a few foals.
Meanwhile....
Pina:"Um, Chrysalis....can we stay with you? We just got responsibilities that are going to make our heads explode..."
Chrysalis: "Um..."
Boadicia: "Please! They're wanting to make me a ruler! I'm not ruling anything!"
Chrysalis: "Um...."
Sentinel: "I've got one eye."
Chrysalis: "Ummmmmm..."
Diamond Tiara: "I'll clean your hive! Honest! So long as I don't have anymore adventures! I love Sentinel, but nope! No more stupid adventures for me!"
Chrysalis: "Children...."
Dinky: "I like bugs."
Chrysalis: "No. Your father will end me."
All: "OH, COME ON!!"
Chrysalis: "Nope. Not doing it. Talk to Discord. He avoids responsibility better than anyone we know."
*a moment of huddling and deep discussion later*
All: "TO DISCORD, AND BEYOND!"
You know. I just remembered something. Sparkler still has the Shakes and the only medicine for it sorta fucks with reproduction. However Chrysalis likely has a way to fix it without that issue.
Poor Barley... He tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it didn't even matter
6861916 the problem with that though, is that as much as Discord likes shirking responsibilities, he enjoys living even more.
6862120 It would be funnier if they go on more adventures out of spite.
Screw responsibilities! If we go on adventures, maybe we'll die and we'll no longer have to do what we're told!
Let's go challenge a Balrog!
Why do I feel like Berry is going to hoof Pinch over to the mare army (or whatever, it's been several hundred chapters) from the Shetlands?
Forgot to say this earlier. I am glad I remembered it
Or at least what is left of his face.
6862126 They'd have to catch it first as I am sure most creatures such as it know who they are and who their immediate and extended family are. They would know being anywhere near them is bad for their continued existence.
Oddly my first thought was of Deadpool as a pony and that that would really be helpful to Berry Pinch. You know, someone who doesn't have to worry about getting hurt. This is probably a terrible thought and would not really work, but it was my first one and I find it interestIng in itself.
I get a sense that what they need is to find someone who could walk through Pinchs mind and rebuild the shattered pieces back together, very much like what Miss Martian did for Aqualad in Young Justice. Perhaps Fluttershy and Discord could have a go, especially if her mind is a chaotic mess they would be able to sort though it. Just a thought, please keep it comming!! love your story.
Boudicea: can't you just reward us with groundings, or detentions or somethingt PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE"
*chuckles*, I'm reminded of army promotions, no one that isn't trying to get one wants em cause it's so much more work.
And I assume a Shetland relocation for Pinch.
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"Engarde, foul beast!"
"If you wish to throw your lives awa-waaaaaaait, you seem familiar... You're that Buckminster chap's kids! Nuh uh, no way man. I'm out. Anything happens to you lot, he'll preserve my consciousness while he tears my body apart shred by shred."