A young human girl runs away from home with her best friend, and finds herself much further from home than she ever expected. Her arrival in Equestria will cause ripples that affect ponies from the lowest to the highest.

Meanwhile, a young Nocturne mare begins an epic quest to earn the right to clean Princess Luna's porcelain throne.
Be sure to check out the Continuation. "How to Train Your Batpony" Not a Clopfic!

Let me extend thanks to Georg for letting me play with some of his characters and situations, and for proof reading and contributing some really good lines here and there.

Secondly, I would recomend reading some of his stories to better understand the jokes and situations that pop up in my story. Most especially I would advise you read A War of Words - The Opening of the Guard and possibly Genealogy (or the mating habits of Nocturnes Pegasi) (which is very long)

Ever wonder if that Mayan Calendar prediction actually came true? What the world be like if everyone panic? Then come and read the following tale of a human that this happens to.

The human will be given a choice to go anywhere. He decides to go to the one place where it is peaceful and know nothing of war, Equestria. He will go through hard points and other things as they are thrown at him.

This is my first story so please post comments and suggestions and I will update when necessary.

Have you ever have a moment in your life that you didn't expect to happen? Well recently I have. Not only have I been ripped from my home and put into a world of colorful ponies, but I had to be turned into one of my former favorite animals.

A cat.

That can talk.

.........My life sucks so much.

A/N : The main character is from a world where MLP dosen't exist. So everything is unknown to him. Artwork by Enfysneko on Deviantart

What would you do if you knew everything, about everyone, just by looking in their eyes? Every dirty secret, every happy moment, their very soul laid bare for you to see. Could you keep your sanity? I don’t have much of a choice, if I go crazy, I don’t know that I can do anything to stop it. But, maybe someone else can. You see, there’s this filly, and she drives me up the walls, but I followed her through a door that doesn’t want to close. Thing is, I’m not sure if I want it to.

What would you risk for the chance to have a friend? How many doors would you cross? I'm about to find out.

Original Editors: Flink Brony, CMC4TW and Benprodemo
Original art done by: tryhardbrony

Note this story was previously canceled and has now been revived.

A modern mage teleports himself to Equestria in a magical mishap, where he somehow saves the world tries to continue to live his life. Meanwhile, in Canterlot, a dismissed engineer makes plans to exact her revenge on the pony that stole her teacher from her. But how far down does the engineer's rabbit hole go?

Episode 1 (Chapters 1 to 20)
Episode 1 Cover Art created by white-tigress-12158 on deviantArt
“A young man witnessed a strange storm, but seeing that no one else was as intrigued as him, he shrugged it off and continued his life, but after getting into a fight, he was rushed to the nearest hospital.
After regaining his consciousness, he suddenly found himself in Equestria as an earth pony, where things aren't really the same as in the series.
With a voice that kept echoing inside his head, he embarks on a quest to return home and be reunited with his beloved family, as he tries not to get too involved in the chaotic war of the unicorns against the pegasi.”

Episode 2 (Chapters 21 to 81)
Episode 2 Cover Art created by GenericDrawfag on deviantArt
“After learning that the human world is somehow affected by the unnatural phenomenon that Equestria was also suffering of, Gold Blitz, the young man who turned into an earth pony, will now embark on a journey to try and fix it so his family will have a better world to live on.
With Spike's assistance, the duo will embark on a quest to bring back the world he once knew.”

Episode 3 (Chapters 82 to 95)
“After discovering the dimensional portal located on Mount Comet, a group of human scientists began their experiments, which resulted to catastrophic events where monsters from the world of ponies were transported to the human world.
Jay, the human who turns into an earth pony known as Gold Blitz in the pony world, will now try his best to save his world from the looming darkness.”

Episode 4 (Chapters 96 to 115)
“After learning that Jay is in trouble, Spike sets out on a quest towards the Crystal Kingdom to retrieve the ancient item that could help him, with the help of the three young mares that calls themselves the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
What lies ahead of their path, they do not know. However, they are determined to accomplish their mission, no matter what it takes.”

Episode 5 (Chapters 116 to 148)
Episode 5 Cover Art created by white-tigress-12158 on deviantArt
“After recovering from Sombra's curse, Jay must now go back to the island and retrieve the Crystal Heart to stop Sombra from conquering more cities in his world. However, he wasn't sure if he could do it. After all, he's just one ordinary human.
Thankfully, he has his brothers to help him, and Rainbow Dash, and other ponies' assistance from the other world.”

/Author's Notes/
- Everything in this story, even the locations and names in the 'human world', is pure fiction.
- First person point of view. Sometimes the story switches to a third person PoV.
- Current cover art created by white-tigress-12158 on deviantArt.

(Currently undergoing heavy reconstruction. All rewritten chapters will be marked as "REVISED".)

Masks. We all possess them, whether we realize it or not. Some are thinly-veiled facades that we wear to get through our daily lives. Others are hardened shields forged through years of effort and practice. But every mask has its cracks, its chinks in the armor. And when those cracks finally show, the mask begins to crumble and fall away, and you start to see what lies beneath.

And it's not always pretty.

NOTE: While I appreciate all comments I get on this story, I would personally prefer if they could say more than the usual "Great chapter, keep it up!" or whatever. What do you like about it? What stuck out to you in a specific chapter? What would you like to see expanded upon? How can my writing be improved? Maybe there things you don't think are working and if so, leave suggestions on how I can make it better!

(Rated "Teen" for language and "Sex" for some crude jokes and innuendo I'll likely throw in.)
(NOT a self-insert by the way. Seriously, screw those.)