This story is a sequel to My Little Dashie

FEATURED APRIL 1st, 1993

It was suppose to be a normal Christmas for John McClane, spend time with his two young children and hope to continue the process of fixing his mess of a marriage. What he didn't bargain for, but should have expected, was on his way to L.A. his flight would get grounded in the middle of nowhere, Kansas.

What starts out as a annoying delay becomes a race against the clock as a unknown group of mercenaries descends upon the small town, their original plot also delayed by the pending storm. But when McClane finds a lost blue pegasus filly, all hell breaks loose.

Now he must stop a terror plot against his home country, help an innocent talking horse find hope, and make it home before it's too late. Can McClane save Christmas? Or will he have to make a choice between his family, or my little Dashie?

...nope, couldn't write that with a straight face.

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*

After going through everybody they could possibly ask, it eventually gets decided that Discord shall be the babysitter of not only the Cake Twins but also Flurry Heart. Now, Discord has never looked after babies before, so he falls back on the tried and true entertainment method of telling them stories. With a bit of a Discordy twist of course.

This story is a sequel to Unpleasant Correspondence

Everything has come full circle and now it is Twilight who sends her protege to Ponyville. Needless to say, Luster isn't one bit happy about it. To make matters worse, Starlight's protege is made Vice-head mare of the School of Friendship and that only makes Luster angrier. Some of the story chapters will be much more adult themed.

Warning: Story includes incredibly crude language and adult themes that may be offensive to some....you've been warned!

The cutie mark crusaders want to be grown-up mares like Applebloom's big sister, Applejack.
So when Applebloom finds out that Applejack has a secret cider stash, and Applejack tells her it's "For adults only" the crusaders decide that if they drink it, they'll be adults too. What could possibly go wrong?

This is an idea I had while drunk. Also I wrote it while drunk. Maybe I spend too much time drunk.

Luna is not happy.

At all.

There will be Tartarus to pay...

This story is a sequel to Twilight Sparkle and the Elements of Bootlegs

When Discord hid the elements away from the bearers, he thought he won. There was no other way he could be defeated. That is unless the bearers arrive with massive piles of their elements from different universes, intent on ending his return right then and there.

This is going to take awhile.

This was written for Quills and Sofas Expanded Universe contest. This is a sequel to TheDriderPony Twilight Sparkle and the Elements of Bootlegs.

Many are the tales of otherworldly beings coming to mortal peoples to offer their powers in exchange for something precious. Twilight never gave those stories much attention, until one such being arrived in her home one day, offering her one of those infamous contracts. Unfortunately, the demon might have wanted to choose his clients more carefully.

A spider scares Fluttershy in the middle of the night, and Discord shows up to seek revenge.
A parody fanfic of "Eight Legs of Love" by Quiet2885 on Fanfiction.
cover art by discordlyconduct on tumblr.
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WARNING: Minor spoilers for Season 9.

Daring Do is an adventurer who transforms the tales of her adventures into stories for all of Equestria to enjoy. Now that she and Caballeron have become a team and Ahuizotl was revealed to have good intentions from the start, there's not much material to write about anymore.

Hungry for new adventures, Daring Do and Caballeron set out to find an adventure they could go on. Unfortunate for them, they find an adventure that's more dangerous than meets the eye. Tangled up in a new villain's scheme to steal artifacts from Ahuizotl, they might just find the greatest adventure of all is their path to becoming more than just friends.

Author's Note: A shipping experiment because... Quibble Pants x Daring Do is no longer possible due to the new episode in Season 9.