Dear Luster,
Hi, it is The Great and Powerful Trixie! Trixie has some wonderful news. As you know, she has been off the ventilator for a while and was moved to the quarantine wing of the hospital but now she can come home. Yep, The Great and Powerful Trixie gets to come home to her beloved Luster. Trixie does hope that you will wait for her at the train station in a couple days when she should arrive. Trixie hopes to see you soon.
Love,
Your Great and Powerful Marefriend, Trixie
Dear Trixie,
Of course I'll come and wait for you at the train station! Oh I'm so happy! I can't wait for you to get home!
Love,
Luster
Three Days Later
Dear Twibitch,
Well I have some wonderful news! Well Trixie was released from quarantine a few days back and she is now home with me, where she belongs. Yeah she isn't thrilled over the fact that you made us move but being back with me has made both of us happy. Yes Cozy isn't thrilled that she has to share my attention again but oh well, she'll get over it.
Once she got home, we went out to the cafe and had a romantic dinner before heading home and then laying in bed, gazing lovingly into one another's eyes and telling one another how much we love each other. I swear, you never know how badly you miss somepony until she is taken away from you so long. From this point forward, the two of us will make sure that any place we decide to go to get away from your prying eyes is virus free. I would write more but Trixie and I plan on sharing our horns with one another soon.
Loving Trixie,
Luster Dawn
To an Overly Sentimental Wimp,
Oh for the love of Faust, could you quit with this already? I'm going to be honest with you, I don't give a shit that you are so happy to have your precious little Trixie back with you. What a shame she didn't die, it would have served her right for keeping my sexy sister away from me for so long.
Now I get it, your life would be nothing without her but remember this Luster, a time will come when you will no longer want to commit and you'll bolt. You'll see how happy Bright Beam is spreading the love and you'll want the same. Oh wait, there is no way somepony like you could ever build up a harem because outside of Trixie, nopony is desperate enough to join you in bed. I can only imagine how you'll be when Trixie tires of you and goes after somepony else. You'll need the loving touch of a hot mare but unfortunately for you, you'll be without anypony to buck!
Disgusted by your Sappiness,
Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle
P.S. Could you please not discuss your sex life in your letters to me? I don't care that you and Trixie are about to share your horns and the very thoughts of it are making me want to vomit.