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// Summit of the Creatures (S3 E3) 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 2 (My Little Pony: Reign of the Goddess-Queens) 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Luster, 

I need to ask you of a favor, well more like issuing you an order.  There is a summit for the world's creatures taking place in Klugetown and I am demanding that you go down there and be our representative because I have to keep an eye on things here and I don't trust Starlight to go nor would I want her going.  I know all she would do would be telling the world leaders about the things I have done and make my global reputation worse than it already is.  Now catch the next train to Klugetown or I'll kick you out of my castle, remove you as head mare and make you my sex slave, got it?

Demanding You Go to that Summit, 

Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle 





Dear Twibitch, 

Seriously, you're going to make me go to some black market shit hole for some summit?  Whatever but I'm only going so you won't fucking ruin my life. 

Not Wanting to Go to Klugetown,

Luster Dawn





Dear Twibitch, 

Well that fucking summit was a disaster.  All those inferior creatures were constantly judging me and when they learned I was your protege, they kicked me out of the meeting and said that if they are going to deal with us anymore, that they will only meet with Starbitch privately or at least her protege. 

Now to make matters worse I befriended this cat named Crapper or something like that and then he wound up selling me to this pig named Verko.  I was tied up and hauled off in a cage.  That pig then began talking about hauling me off to the glue factory but luckily I was able to zap him with my magic before teleporting out of that cage.  Yeah I only teleported to the north end of town but that was far enough that I was able to escape that black market hell hole. 

Why the fuck didn't you warn me of the dangers of that place?  I don't think that any ponies should ever be going to that place, well except Bright Bitch but knowing her, she'd probably be able to just fry them all and teleport home.  Next time there is a summit anywhere, I'm not going and you can't force me.

Kidnapped and Sold, 

Luster Dawn





Dear Lusting Bitch, 

Oh wah, wah, wah.  Is that all you know how to do?  Is the only thing you know how to do is bitch, whine and complain?  I get it, the summit didn't go so well for you and Capper obviously can't stay out of debt but for the love of Faust, could you just shut the fuck up?  Had I known you were going to be a little bitch like this, I would have hired Chancellor Neighsay to run the school but I chose you so I could see how long it would be until you failed miserably like you always do.

Remember when I told you that I was proud of you?  Well I was lying just so I could coerce you into running that friendship school without bitching about it.  Face it Luster, I USED you!  I used you so you could take care of shit that is beneath me after my tyrant sister stabbed me in the back.

I suppose I should be proud of you for escaping becoming glue but the most I can do is be shocked your magic actually worked when you needed it to.  Don't worry though, I doubt I will be praising Bright Beam though because of where her loyalties lie.  Now normally going to summits like that would be rewarded with a good sum of money but with your failure, fuck no!  All you did was make me look like shit so you're not getting anything. 

Not Rewarding You, 

Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle 

P.S.  Oh and just so you know you, if I order you to go somewhere you will go.  I am not about to have some entitled little spawn of rich scum ordering me around.  If you ever refuse to go, I'll kill Trixie, got it?