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// Flight at Last! (S1 E24) 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 2 (My Little Pony: Reign of the Goddess-Queens) 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Bright Beam, 

Thank you so much!  Thank you so much for doing enough studying that you were able to cast that permanent wing growth spell on me.  Now I can fly just like Rainbow Dash and from what I understand, she is going to try to get me a tryout to be in the Wonderbolt Reserves so maybe one day I can be a Wonderbolt just like her!  You have no idea how wonderful it is to finally be able to soar through the skies like all the other pegasi can.  

Now that bitch protege of Twilight's will no longer be able to call me a defect!  I have been flying around quite a bit since you cast that spell, building up those wing muscles.  Now I still remember how horrible Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were to me as a filly because my wings never grew but now, I think I might just finally rub it in their faces!  Yeah they're earth ponies who will never get off the ground unless I carry them but I still kind of hate them for how they made me nearly destroy the friendships I have with Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom. 

Happy You Gave Me Big Wings, 

Scootaloo





Dear Scootaloo, 

Well I felt bad for you.  You are an adult pony who couldn't fly and I felt that was a grave injustice that nature cursed upon you.  Don't worry, these wings will be permanent and I'm certain that you'll wind up in the Wonderbolts one day.  If Rainbow Dash helps coach you in learning how to use those new wings, I know you'll be a Wonderbolt in no time.  Now I would advise that you rub it in Diamond and Silver's faces given how they treated you.  Ponies like that aren't worth anypony's time and it kind of sucks that you are part of that group that is supposed to befriend Luster.  Speaking of Luster, go rub it in her face too.  I know she will be mad as hell that I gave you permanent, adult sized wings since she really sucks at magic. 

Happy You Have Adult Wings, 

Bright Beam 





Dear Bright Beam, 

Now normally it is Starlight who would write you but over this, I am going to write you.  Let me start off with how incredibly pissed I am at you right now.  Do you want to know what Scootaloo did as a filly?  Well one horrible thing she did was concoct a terrible plan with her loser friends to try and get their school teacher a date.  I made the mistake of letting them borrow a book about the shitty holiday called Hearts and Hooves Day.  Well there was a recipe for a "love potion" in it and they decided to serve it to her and Apple Bloom's older brother, Big Mac.  It turned out to be a love poison and to stop them from simply staring into one another's eyes until they croaked, they had to keep them apart for an hour.  Had they been unable to do so, the school would have shut down and Sweet Apple Acres would have gone under because Applejack couldn't have harvested everything on her own, trust me, I know. 

Now for another thing that pissed me off.  She and her bitch friends had the audacity to publish very bad pictures of my mother in that rag school newspaper.  You see, my mother loves cake and they published a picture of her eating cake with some chocolate frosting on her face.  They commented about how she would wind up getting fat and die because of her cake addiction.  Now that was even worse is that they called me a Canterlot snob.  Do you really think a little bitch like her deserves big wings so she can fly.  

Now for strike number three on her.  After I became a princess, I decided to try and help her and her friends earn their cutie marks by teaching them various skills.  At first they were being good fillies and I thought they were well on their way to discovering whatever the fuck they were supposed to do with their miserable lives and get their ass marks.  Well then they decide they wanted to show up one of the rich sluts at their school and started taking advantage of me.  Before everypony knew it, they had their whole class licking the shit off of their asses because they were friends with me and they all had a chance to meet me.  Well in the end it blew up in their faces and they were exposed for taking advantage of my generosity, which at the time I was not known for.  

Now after hearing all that, do you still think Scootaloo is deserving of that wing spell you gave her?  You know what your problem is Bright Beam?  Your problem is that you are too sweet and kind like my oh-so-sexy sister is.  I would come down there and punish you myself but I really don't want my hot sister to be upset with me because she does think of you like a daughter and the last thing I need is for her to stop putting out for a couple of days.  

Upset, 

Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle 





Dear Twilight, 

Look, I just felt sorry for her!  She is an adult pegasus and she couldn't fly.  I know what she and her friends did was horrible but there is no need to hold a grudge for so long.  That reminds me of something that Luster would do and you don't want to be like her do you?  I suppose I can understand why you're so upset but just think about how happy I made her!  She can finally soar through the skies and be just like her idol!  Please don't be too mad at me! 

Sincerely, 

Bright Beam





Bright Beam, 

Let me start out by saying that I am not one bit happy right now.  From what I understand, you decided to reward a pony who slandered my incredibly hot sister and published embarrassing pictures of my mother with adult sized wings so she could fly.  Look, I know I pretty much raised you to be kind and sweet but next time before you go trying to show up Luster with your superior magic, check with me to see if the pony you want to help is truly deserving of such a thing. 

You know, I was going to invite you and your spa hotties up to join my sister and I but now, HELL NO!  If I didn't still think of you as like a daughter despite this shit you pulled, I'd take those spa twins away from you and haul them down to my mother.  Now think of this as a warning.  If you do anything to help somepony who has wronged anypony in my family ever again, you can kiss that head mare position goodbye and my incredibly sexy sister and I would force you to move in with Luster, got it?

Warning You, 

Starlight





Dear Starlight, 

I didn't know she did that to you two.  Had I known that, I wouldn't have cast that spell on her.  I'm really sorry that I gave her the ability to fly and don't worry, I won't help anypony without checking with you and Twilight first.  Now I feel really bad.  I do hope you can forgive me for this. 

Feeling Bad, 

Bright Beam 





Dear Scootaloo, 

So from what I understand my protege gave you adult sized wings so you can soar through the skies like Rainbow Dash.  Well let me start out by saying that I know about your history.  I know the shit you pulled when you were young and right now I am very unhappy with Bright Beam.  I decided to let her off the hook but I am going to be keeping a very close eye on you.  

I am going to give you this warning just once.  If you ever do anything that would make anypony in the royal family look bad again, my incredibly sexy sister and I will fly down there, rip your wings out with our teeth and eat them right in front of you before staining your sheets while we engage in sisterly bonding.   You better be glad I wrote you though because Twilight likely would have issued you a death threat because she STILL despises you more than she does those three villains that my mom, Aunt Luna and Discord turned to stone.

Just watch it you little bitch.  As long as you behave, you'll be fine.  Cross our paths though and you'll fucking regret it. 

Goddess-Queen Starlight Glimmer





Dear Goddess-Queen Starlight Glimmer, 

Wait a minute, so all the rumors are true?  You two truly are sisters, Celestia is your mother and you commit incest?  You know that is really gross and I don't think I can even write anymore without throwing up. 

Surprised You're Incestuous Sisters, 

Scootaloo