//------------------------------// // Heavy Metal Sisters (S3 E19) // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 2 (My Little Pony: Reign of the Goddess-Queens) // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Dear Mom, Something strange has happened, our cutie marks glowed and then replicas of them flew down in the direction of Ponyville. We aren't sure what is going on but we figured we'd ask you since you would likely know. Are we supposed to go there for some reason, a reason such as the ponies there simply wanting to get to know us or what? If you could let us know that would be greatly appreciated. Love, Toolaroola and Coconut Cream Girls, You have been summoned by the friendship map. Apparently somepony somewhere must be having issues that only you two can handle. Here is what you need to do, you need to go down to Ponyville and head to the castle where Luster and Trixie live. There you will find where you need to go and then just take things from there. Good luck on your first mission, I know you'll succeed because you're a lot like me, you shine bright and do it constantly! Love, Mom One week later Dear Mom, Ok, this friendship lesson was crazy as hell. We had to go through this freaky mirror and when we went through it, we turned into these bipedal creatures with absolutely no magic, those just like the ones in the My Little Human comics. It was horrible to not be able to just levitate things to ourselves or do anything else effortlessly. Even worse, walking alone took us quite a while to figure out but once we got that down, we went for a walk into a residential area and it would not take long for us to find what we were sent there to take care of. We heard two males fighting with one another over this guy named Ozzy. One of them was shouting how he was a lot better when he was with this group called Black Sabbath while the other was saying that he was better after he went solo. Well we went to visit them and they first wondered why the hell we would care about their argument but then they took us into their house and we listened to their music. We both think that Ozzy was equally as good both with Black Sabbath and after he went solo. It took us a while but ultimately we were able to drill it into their heads that fighting over something so trivial was idiotic and that they should just accept their differences. Our hair started to glow which really freaked them out and we figured that meant we succeeded in our mission, to get them to stop fighting. Well then they said something about having to get to a Judas Priest concert and once they left, we did something awesome. We stayed behind and listened to some more of their music. Their music is really bad ass so here is what we did. We stole their stereo along with all these black discs they called records and these cartridge things they called eight tracks before coming home. We don't know if you'd be interested in listening to them with us but the records we stole are from bands called Black Sabbath, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Ratt, Twisted Sister, Dio, Guns N Roses, Van Halen, AC/DC, the Scorpions, Poison and of course the one by Ozzy Osborne. Yeah we've been blaring these loud but you must not be too upset because you haven't said anything! Anyway, we'll be blaring this stuff a lot. Too bad Twibitch wasn't still around, I'm sure she'd probably hate us even more! Love, Toolaroola and Coconut Cream Girls, Well I'm glad you completed your mission but I can not believe that you would steal some of their stuff after they left for a concert! I can understand why you stole what you did though because that music you've been playing is sweet. Now I will spare the rod and not punish you at all for this act of larceny IF you will bring it all to the throne room and we can blare it in there all day long! Hell I'll even invite Aunt Luna because she reminds me of the type that would like it. Now you know that one song, "Crazy Train?" Well I'm thinking if Twibitch ever was to return or if some news channel was to want to interview her, I could override the audio on it with that song because lets face it, that bitch took off on the crazy train a hell of a long time ago and probably ain't coming back! Love, Mom P.S. I'm honestly thinking of going through that mirror and contacting some of these artists and seeing if they'd be willing to come to Equestria and see if they'd do any concerts. Another thing I do plan on doing is since I'm infinitely powerful, I'm going to use my magic to create CDs of those bands since records have mostly gone by the wayside here in Equestria and only older ponies still have record players. Anyway, Twilight absolutely loves Songbird Serenade and those other pony popstars and if I can get this country to embrace heavy metal, I'll be happy. I know this for sure, if the country knows I love this kind of music, they will too! After all, I'm the Sister the country loves and Twilight is the despised one and NOPONY wants to be like Twilight! One Month Later Dear Goddess-Queen Starlight Glimmer, I am not one bit happy right now and you really should know why. I am not happy because my brand of music isn't as popular anymore and all ponies listen to these days is that heavy metal stuff you introduced into this country. I don't know where this music comes from but all I hear on the radio anymore is heavy metal and despite these bands being nowhere to be found, the weekly top forty is now nothing but heavy metal. I'm curious, where is this music coming from anyway? I want to know and I plan on contacting your sister, who loves my music, to see if something can be done about this. If these bands are so great, why aren't they doing tours anywhere in Equestria or anywhere in this world for that matter? Anyway, ponies in this country will learn the truth that you are likely just using your freaky magic to make this music and will stop listening to it. Then I will become number one again, that RaRa ditz will become number two and that Sapphire bitch will be number three again. Mad as Hell, The Absolute Best Pony Pop Star, Songbird Serenade Dear Songbird, So you really think that by contacting my sister that you can get anything done? Remember, she took a leave of absence and besides the whole country hates her fucking guts so I would advise you steer clear of having anything to do with her. If you don't and your tarnish your name with her like you did back before everypony hated her, your music won't even be in the top 100! Face it girl, heavy metal is here and it is here to stay. Signed, Goddess-Queen Starlight Glimmer P.S. You know how you have concerts booked here in Canterlot on October 8th and October 9th? Well I was able to book Judas Priest on the 8th and Ratt on the 9th. I know they will draw much larger crowds because it wasn't long until after it was announced that I am responsible for them coming that both concerts sold out in less than an hour! That is sweet now, isn't it?