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// Wedding Planning, Part 2 (S3 E24) 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 2 (My Little Pony: Reign of the Goddess-Queens) 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Discord,

Hi, this is Princess Cadence and I have some wonderful news, I will be marrying Goddess-Queen Starlight Glimmer next Saturday!  You have no idea how happy I am and I was wondering if you would come and share this moment with me.  Rarity, would you make my wedding dress and the dresses for the bridesmares?  I know you had a falling out but would you make Starlight's dress too?  I want us all to look perfect as I marry the mare of my dreams, the mare I love.  I do hope you'll say yes. 

Your Friend, 

Princess Cadence 

P.S.  Would you and the girls be my bridesmares?  Rarity, I want you to be my mare of honor.  Let me know if you can. 





Cadence, 

The girls and I were talking and we'll come and I'll make your dress and the dresses for your bridesmares.  Of course we will be your bridesmares and I'll be your mare of honor.  Regarding Starlight, I'm not sure.  She did pretty much abandon all of us in favor of Twibitch back when she took the throne but I suppose I can make her gown too.  Just know that I'm only going to do it for you.  As far as actually dealing with Starlight, I'm not sure.  I will say this, we are still deeply hurt and angry that she didn't even bother inviting us to the coronation just so she could buck Twilight immediately after the coronation. 

We do hope though that you can lead her in a better direction and maybe if she was to apologize to us for what she pulled, we might consider thinking of her as a very distant friend at least.  I will come up as soon as possible to get everypony's measurements and then go to Canterlot Carousel to make them.  Everypony else will be coming up the day before oh and just so you know, Fluttershy will only come if Discord comes.  I hope that won't be a problem. 

Your Friend, 

Rarity 





Dear Ex-Dad, 

Hi, this is Flurry Heart and I thought I'd like let you know that mama Cadence is like getting married next Saturday!  I think it would be like so totally cool if you'd cum cuz you'd like get to see mama finally commit to somepony!  Y'know, mama basically sticks to Starlight like glue cuz she's afraid Twibitch'd like cum and steal her.  You could also like totally meet my future step-sisters, especially the one I'd totally love to bag cuz of her mismatched mane and tail....Toolaroola!

I know I totally shouldn't be bringing this up but did you know mama is like so dominant in the bedroom?  Y'see, I sleep in the neighboring room and they're so loud and I can like totally tell mama Cadence is the one in control!  Imagine that, Starlight is like infinitely powerful and stuff but mama totally owns her so I'll like be able to do the same to Toolaroola y'know!

Anyways could you like let me know if you'll cum so I can notify the chef and tell him we'll like need a plate for you.  See you soon. 

Your Ex-Daughter, 

Princess Flurry Heart





Flurry Heart, 

This is Sunburst and I'm like the royal crystaller.  You like might remember me.  I have spoken with the king and he is like so not impressed with your letter.  He said that you are like a total bitch for rubbing it in his face that you invited him to the wedding of that skank ex of his.  He is also totally unhappy about you bringing up how Cadence like dominates Starlight in the bedroom.  He totally doesn't want to hear it and FYI, he won't be showing up.  He has also decided that our countries will like totally hate each other since your precious Goddess-Queen is like gonna marry our country's cheating ex-princess.

Anyway, like don't bother us again cuz we won't answer. 

Like Sincerely, 

Sunburst





Dear Dad, 

Well my wedding is next Saturday!  Can you believe it, I'm going to be marrying the most lovely, sweet and caring mare in the world.  Now I don't want my tyrant mother coming but I was going to see if you would be interested in coming to the wedding.  The wedding is next Saturday at four and I do hope you'll come. 

Love, 

Starlight 





Dear Starlight, 

I don't know if I can make it.  It isn't because I don't love you or anything but I know for a fact that if I go, Celestia will get pissed and I don't feel like having to put up with her when she is moody like that.  Basically, I'm declining the invitation to keep peace in the house.  It is bad enough that Twilight is moving down here and will be Celestia's go to pony for getting laid since I'm too traditional and don't like freaky sexual activities the way your mom and sister do.

I do also have my concerns about Cadence.  I know about her past and how disloyal she was to Shining Armor.  I just have my concerns that she may cheat on you so I do think that before you just go on and say yes at the altar and expect a happily-ever-after fairy tale life with her, think about it.  Having a cheating wife would be anything but a fairy tale life.  Now I personally think you deserve better.  What a shame that Fluttershy pony is married, everything I heard about her is great....that Discord guy is definitely a lucky chap.  

Just think about all this though or at least take more time getting to know Cadence before tying the knot.  If you're anything like your sister, you and her are likely already being intimate but don't legally tie yourself down to her yet.  Give it a couple years and if she is still loyal by then, then marry her alright?

Love, 

Dad 





Dear Aunt Luna, 

I want to ask you of a very big favor.  I am wondering if you would officiate the wedding between Cadence and I?  I know mom was the one that officiated the wedding between Cadence and Shining Armor but I don't want that tyrant officiating mine.  Yes I know you're not in power anymore but I can't officiate it myself and Bright Beam won't even let me hold the wedding in Ponyville, much less officiate it. 

I would greatly appreciate it and I know with you officiating it, you'll make the happiest day of my life even better.  I know Cadence will be happy too!  Let me know as soon as you can.

Love, 

Starlight 





Starlight, 

I am going to admit, I think that you and Cadence are getting married too soon but this is kind of my fault for suggesting you two hook up so yeah, I will officiate the wedding.  I do however think that you need to wait a while to get married.  Yes I know you think you love her but can one really tell they love someone so quickly?  Cadence may seem to love you but she is the princess of love so spreading love energy is kind of her thing.  She may simply be wanting to marry you because unlike Twilight, you want commitment and she could be tricking you into thinking she loves you. 

Oh well, if she cheats on you I suppose you could just unmake her or give her to Colgate and her friends as a present, right?

Love, 

Aunt Luna