//------------------------------// // The Return of Normal, Part 2: Setting things Right, Sort of (S3 E21) [Live Action] // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 2 (My Little Pony: Reign of the Goddess-Queens) // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Friday Afternoon It had been several hours since Luna had left her home in Silver Shoals and headed north towards Canterlot. So many things were running through her mind. It frustrated her greatly that her sister was going to pretty much force Twilight to put out for her, despite being her mother. It also frustrated her that Celestia was no more loyal to Firelight than Cadence was Shining Armor and the fact that Twilight was having sex with Flurry Heart bothered her the most. She truly felt like her and her niece were the only members of the royal family who didn't have dirty hooves. When she finally arrived in Canterlot, she immediately flew to the palace as she had no desire to simply mingle with other ponies, ponies who would likely keep her holed up when she wanted to go and visit Starlight. When she arrived at the palace and landed at the door, she encountered guards that had been there for quite some time. One guard embraced her and exclaimed, "Princess Luna, it is so good to see you!" Luna replied, "Just Luna please, I am no longer in power." The two knew of her coming and why. The other guard asked, "I take it you're here to see Starlight?" Luna replied, "Yes I am actually. The two of us have very important things to discuss, things involving fixing the mess the royal family has become." The first guard opened the door and said, "Well you know your way to the throne room, you have a good day." Luna headed in and despite Twilight having relocated, Starlight still lived on the other side of the palace and thus had her own throne room. Luna initially headed towards the old throne room, the one that Twilight had been using but then remembered that Starlight was living on the other side and likely had her own throne room. She then headed the other side of the palace and once she found the throne room, she headed on in. She was a bit surprised that Starlight would have no guards stationed at the entrance but would be surprised with how she had it decorated. She saw that it only had two stained glass windows, one of Toolaroola and Coconut Cream using the bell on Twilight and the other being of her, with the words "Best Aunt" in it. Starlight saw her come in, ran to her, embraced her and exclaimed, "Aunt Luna, you came!" Luna returned the embrace, "Well you know I'm not going to pass up visiting my favorite niece!" Starlight said, "Well I'm happy I'm your favorite niece. What a shame my mother loves my tyrant sister more." Luna stated, "Well you are more like your father and less like her so it should come as no surprise...." she paused before asking, "Now you said that you have plans to destroy Twilight's status-quo. What are those plans?" Starlight began, "Well this will require a trip to your old castle. What my plan is, it will involve turning her harem against her and liberating them. My plans involve having Twilight Velvet returning to Night Light, liberating Miss Mare and finding a safe place for her to live, fixing Flurry Heart and removing the lust from both her and Cadence. That would then cause Cadence to want to return to Shining Armor, Flurry would go with her and the Crystal Royal Family would return." Luna would question some of her plans, "Starlight, I know you mean well but with everything Cadence has done to Shining Armor, I believe that he deserves better. I highly doubt he would want her back and having Flurry Heart there would likely bring back bad memories for him. If Shining Armor was to find himself a special somepony, he should select her himself instead of you playing the role of matchmaker." Starlight replied, "Alright and what about the others?" Luna continued, "I do think that Night Light still loves Velvet and restoring their marriage would be good and your idea for Miss Mare is good." She could tell that Starlight was thinking about Cadence and Flurry still and continued, "Starlight, I know you wish to stick it to Twilight so how about YOU take Cadence as your own and Flurry could come be with her mother." Starlight replied, "If she desires, Cadence can move to my side of the palace and so can Flurry but I will not pursue any kind of relationship with Cadence unless she was to want one and when it comes to intimacy, unless Cadence wants it right away, not unless we ultimately committed to one another. I know what I did to Stellar was wrong and that intimacy should be saved for true love." Luna gave her a smile, "And that is why you're my favorite niece!" Starlight then brought up something important, "Well Aunt Luna, what do you say we have a late lunch before heading out to your old castle?" Luna replied, "Yes but only if you have a bunch of fritters waiting for me!" Starlight gave her a smile, "Well I bought plenty this morning at the market so I have no shortage of them!" Starlight then summoned her staff to bring in a pitcher of cider, two hay burgers and more than enough fritters for both of them to eat. Luna licked her chops and exclaimed, "Starlight, this looks amazing!" Luna then dug in on her food as did Starlight. While normally they would chit-chat during their meals, they wanted to hurry up and finish their meal so they could head out to the Castle of the Two Sisters and take care of what Starlight wanted to do. Once they had finished their meal Starlight suggested, "Shall we? Shall we go out, liberate Twilight's harem and completely destroy her status-quo?" Luna agreed and the two took off towards the north. Both knew that what their plans were would cause a lot of problems, including even more hate between Twilight and Starlight. This did cause Luna some concern but Starlight didn't care. She figured that if she could take away what makes her sister happy, that it would be well worth it. One small part of her wondered if her father would approve but then remembered how he truly thinks and realized that he would likely support her in this endeavor. *** After about thirty minutes, the two approached the old castle and Luna couldn't help but notice that it was in as good of shape as it was right before she and Celestia had their battle. She gasped, "Well it looks like she has done a good job fixing this place up." Starlight replied, "Well Luster did most of it back when she learned a construction spell but" she noticed that Twilight had her cutie mark all over just about everything and continued, "but her decor is downright hideous." Luna cringed as she took a closer look at it. "Ugh, even my sister would probably be disgusted by all this narcissism." Starlight nodded and the two landed only to be greeted by a couple of mares. One of the two glared at Starlight and sneered, "Oh if you're here to see Twilight, you can't. She is out of the palace and is down seeing her mother...." Luna would quickly interrupt, "You mean screwing my sister." The guard was a bit shocked when she noticed Luna was there. While she didn't like Starlight at all, she had always admired Luna and looked up to her because she always seemed to be in the shadows. She would quickly comment, "Uh yeah. Anyway, did you want to speak with your niece Cadence your Majesty?" Luna replied, "Yes I do and no need for formalities as I am no longer a princess." The guard used her magic to open the gate and added, "Very well Luna, very well Starlight, you may pass." The two headed in and while the layout of the palace was still the same, the decor was equally as hideous. The two noticed this and saw nothing but Twilight's cutie mark and dominance over those of the ponies in her harem. The first room they entered was the throne room and it was completely empty. Starlight sighed, "Well it looks like we're going to have to find her harem." Luna quickly suggested, "How about we go to my sister's old bedroom. I am certain they are in there and given how Flurry is now, I'm sure she is punishing them for one reason or another." When they finally got to Celestia's old bedroom, they could hear one mare yelling at the others and a scream of pain. Given how the mare yelling spoke, they immediately knew it was Flurry Heart. Starlight shook her head and sighed, "It really sucks what she became. I know Twilight had a lot to do with her becoming a bitch like this." Luna added, "And the was she speaks still makes me cringe. I thought my sister was going to rid her of that." Starlight gave her a smile, "She didn't but I plan on it. After I use my magic on her, she'll be like my daughters, not some vicious ditz." Luna tried to open the door only to find that it was locked. The sound would not go unnoticed when they heard another yell, "Like who the hell is it? I know it isn't Twilight cuz she's like gonna totally screw her mom for like a long time!" Starlight blew the door opened and would be horrified by what she saw. There she saw Twilight Velvet, Cadence and Miss Mare bruised and badly beaten while Flurry was holding some chains in her aura. Starlight yelled, "Flurry Heart, what in Equestria are you doing?" Flurry laughed, "I'm like punishing them cuz they've been totally disobedient. Mama didn't cook my meal right, Velvet has talked back to me and Miss Mare is like a total stick in the mud y'know! She hates it when I bite on her vajuju!" Starlight gasped, "Her what?" "Well, I'll like explain it so lame mares like you will understand. She like totally hates it when I bite down on her pussy!" "Whatever," Starlight began "now I want to know something when it comes to you four. Do you enjoy being Twilight's sex toys or would you like a better life? Would you want a life where you aren't caged out here like an animal and have control of your own destiny?" Miss Mare spoke up first, "Even though you aided your precious little Bright Beam in stealing the election, I know what you want to do. I know you're wanting to liberate me from this horrible situation." "That I am." stated Starlight. "If you would like, I will free you from this mess." Miss Mare sighed, "Well I know it won't involve being mayor anywhere but I'd love to be free of this." Twilight Velvet would then speak up, "Goddess-Queen Starlight, if you would free me, I would swear complete allegiance to you and do whatever you want." Starlight got a smile on her face, "Twilight Velvet, I would expect nothing in return for freeing you. Hell I would even give you your own guards to protect you." Velvet asked, "Would I be able to get married to Night Light again? I do still love him and really miss him." "You want to remarry him?" Starlight replied, "Consider it done. I'll restore your marriage although I am thinking you may need to go to some secret location. I know Twilight will try to hunt you down but if she does, she will be punished and punished severely." "But you two have equal powers, how would you put her in her place." "Velvet, I have always shined brighter than her so even though we both have infinite powers, I will still outdo her so you have nothing to worry about!" She then turned to Cadence and asked, "What about you?" Cadence became nervous upon hearing the question. While she did enjoy her sexy times with Twilight and Flurry Heart, she had begun to want something that Twilight would never agree to, commitment. After a full minute of silence she began, "Starlight, as you know I love my life for the most part but I have begun to want commitment and I know that Twilight would never want that. I know if I even brought it up, she'd throw me in another dimension or imprison me in a painting and burn it!" Starlight asked, "So is this your way of saying you want to leave?" Cadence walked over to Starlight and embraced her tightly, "I do but Starlight, would you give me a chance? I will admit, you are sexy and you are so nice to most ponies. Could I move in with you and would you protect me from Twilight?" Starlight returned the embrace and replied, "Yes Cadence I would but I want to let you know something. I'm trying to be a better pony and I won't engage in any horn sex unless we was to ultimately commit to one another." Cadence's face dropped when she heard this. "Ok but would you at least hold me tight at night, kiss me a lot, could we eat each other and could I be by your side all the time, as if I were your shadow?" Starlight did find Cadence incredibly hot and did feel truly bad for her given her situation, well that and she wanted to stick it to Twilight big time. She replied, "Yes I will and since you seem to want it, we can have horn sex but only if you agree to commit to me and one day be my wife." Cadence became happier and asked, "With that being the case, would you be my marefriend?" Starlight gave her a gentle kiss and exclaimed, "I would be honored to be your marefriend so yes, I will definitely be your marefriend." Cadence flew up into the air and cheered, "Oh I'm so happy we're marefriends! I can't wait for us to be together for all eternity!" Her and Starlight engaged in a deep, passionate kiss and once it was broken, Starlight then turned to Flurry. "What about you Flurry? Would you want to be free of Twilight's control?" Flurry went into a rage, "No cuz I love the sexy times with Twilight. She is like the bestest sister in the world and I know you'd totally cast some spell on me to make me totally lame. I know you'd like make me just like your lame daughters and I know you'd never put out for me." Luna would quickly put her two cents in, "Flurry Heart, that is no way to speak to your big sister. You need to respect her." "No cuz she is like totally lame." She then turned to Cadence and added, "And you, you're like totally worse cuz you're betraying Twilight! I'm gonna tell on you and she'll come after you, bring you back and then we'll both totally horn rape you worse than Colgate ever......" Starlight grabbed her in her aura to silence her. At this point Starlight was furious with her and began, "You know what Flurry Heart, it is extremely disrespectful to talk to your mother like that." Her eyes began to glow white and she added, "You know what, I'm fixing you right now and you're coming home with your mother and I. Having somepony with your behavior in the royal family is unacceptable but this all stops here!" Starlight readied herself to cast the spell when Luna would grab her. She said, "Starlight, stop! If you do this to her you'll be no better than you were when you stole cutie marks! You'd be altering her personality against her will and I know your sister would use that to turn the country against you." Starlight let go of Flurry and sighed, "Oh you're right so I won't do it." She then turned to Flurry and continued, "Well it is your choice. I can't force you to go but do know this, Twilight cares nothing about you. She only sees you as a sex toy and IF you ever was to want your freedom, she would likely throw you in another dimension or do to you what she did to Flash Sentry. Do you really want that? Do you always want to be walking on eggshells and be careful not to piss off a pony who would have absolutely no problems wiping you out?" Cadence added, "Flurry, I want you to know that I do love you and I know Starlight only wants what is best for you. Yes if you change your mind and come with us you won't get the lovin' you have grown so accustomed to but who knows, maybe you could find a mare who will give you real love rather than seeing you as nothing but a sex toy." Flurry Heart's mood changed as she took in what her mother told her. She stood there for a couple of minutes in silence before turning to Starlight and asking, "Would you protect me from Twilight and like not make me lame? Would you like not change my personality?" While Starlight did not like the fact that Flurry was a ditz, she wanted to stick it to Twilight so much that she changed her mind. "Flurry Heart, I am sorry for what I said earlier. I won't alter your personality and I do have spare rooms. Maybe you can even befriend my daughters, I know they'd like to have a friend that won't idolize them simply because they're royalty." "Alright Starlight, I'll come cuz I know now that Twilight totally only wants me for the sex." Starlight gave them a smile and suggested, "How about we write Twibitch a note and leave it for her telling her how pathetic she is and what a bitch she is!" The four quickly agreed as did Luna so Starlight grabbed a piece of paper and a quill so they could start on their note. Dear Twibitch, Guess what, thanks to your nice and caring sister, I'm outta here. Where I'm headed I'm not sure but don't even bother coming and looking for me because Starlight said if you did, that she'd punish you severely. You can go claiming that you have equal powers but please, Starlight has always shone brighter than you and I know that if you tried anything, she'd put you in your place with no problems and there would be nothing you could do about it!. Signed, Miss Mare * To a bitchy little brat, Guess what bitch, I'm leaving and you can't stop me. The better and more powerful sister has decided to free me and guess what? Starlight is going to reinstate my marriage with Night Light and I'm even getting guards! Like it is with Miss Mare, I know she'll fuck you up royally if you even attempt to abduct me or do anything else to me. You were a pure shit wannabe daughter when you were little and in the end you turned out to be second best. But then again what could anypony expect out of the younger spawn of the bitch that always fined Night Light and I all the time. Given you will have nopony to buck now I will say this, Damn it sucks to be you!" Finally Free, Twilight Velvet * To a pathetic inferior sister, Guess what Twilight, I'm leaving. Yes we like had fun times in the past but after a discussion with mama Cadence, I have decided that I'm totally out of here. She said that you like only see me as a sex toy and my big sister Starlight stated the same thing. I know that you'll like totally be pissed now cuz you'll have nopony to buck but I think it will be totally funny! Yes I won't be getting any action but mama said that maybe I could like make some friends, be friends with Starlight's daughters and find a mare who will like want to commit. You are totally a nympho Twilight and I hope that you'll like never have anypony to buck cuz you like totally don't deserve it. No Longer your Toy, Princess Flurry Heart * To a Sex Obsessed Slut, Guess what Twiwhore, you won't have me around anymore to control. Want to know why? I'm leaving because after a visit from Aunt Luna and Starlight, I realized that you'll never see me as anything more than a sex toy. I have wanted commitment for a very long time but I never brought it up because I knew you'd go batshit crazy and throw me in another dimension if I brought it up. Well guess what, Starlight is willing to give me the commitment I want. Yes we will have sensual horn sex and do all the other things I love but at least she sees me as a pony, not as some possession that she can do whatever she wants with. Don't you dare even try to do anything to me, Flurry or anypony else that has been liberated from your control. I know Starlight has always shone brighter than you and despite you two having equal powers, she would still kick your ass when it comes to magic. Anyway, have fun having nopony to buck slut! Starlight's new marefriend and soon to be wife, Princess Cadence * To My Shamed Niece, Twilight, I must say that for a very long time I have been ashamed of you. For so long you have done nothing but use those who you claim to care about for sex. You had such a cute relationship with Flurry Heart when she was a baby but that ultimately turned into you using her as a sex toy once she was past legal age. Starlight brought up how she still remembers the adorable newborn and since she is leaving your dungeon of sex, she can be her own pony again. I should have known that you would easily control Cadence though as she has always been a bit vulnerable to being taken advantage of. That was obvious when you bucked her on her wedding day. Well I am glad to see that she is leaving you and is hooking up with my favorite niece! I know that Starlight will be good to her and they have already decided to commit and will likely marry one another some day. You, Twilight Sparkle, are a disgrace to the royal family and I wouldn't blame Starlight one bit if she used her atom magic to unmake you. I honestly hope she does it and truly takes full control of this country. You are in no way, shape or form even remotely fit to have any say in anything. I have some advice, stay out there in my old castle and just hoof yourself since nopony will ever want you. Starlight has a new saying for you that comes from that bad ass metal she brought into the country but I'll let her share that with you. Your Disappointed Aunt, Aunt Luna * To My Psychological Train Wreck of a Sister, It really sucks to be you doesn't it? You are pure shit as a leader, you basically abdicate and then enslave four mares out here in the middle of nowhere. Well that isn't the case anymore! Miss Mare, Twilight Velvet, Flurry Heart and my sweet marefriend, Princess Cadence, decided they want a better life and are leaving with Aunt Luna and I. It is really funny to be honest. Miss Mare and Twilight Velvet hated this situation so getting them to agree to come with me was effortless. It didn't take much to persuade Cadence to leave you. You know what, she has wanted commitment for a long time but never brought it up because she knew you'd take the crazy train to psychoville and throw her in an alternate dimension! Well guess what, I'll give her the commitment she desires so badly and like I stated above, we are marefriends now! She truly is a sweet mare and I know our eternity together will be filled with love and happiness which is something that you'll NEVER have. Nopony would ever want to hook up with somepony that has so much baggage it wouldn't fit on a hundred trains. Face it sister, everypony hates you. Cadence despises you, Flurry Heart thinks you are a bitch, Velvet thinks you are pure shit, Miss Mare hates you, Aunt Luna is greatly ashamed of you, the country hates your fucking guts, global leaders think you are a xenophobic psychotic slut, Toolaroola and Coconut Cream despise you more than Luster does and you know I hate you with a passion. The only pony you have that truly gives even a tenth of a shit about you is mom and I know all it would take is one little mistake from you now for her to go back to realizing I'm the superior sister and love me more again. I have some advice, formally abdicate, surrender your title, hide out here in the Everfree Forest and leave me the hell alone so I can get things done. Don't even try to do anything stupid because remember this, I've ALWAYS outshone you, always! Back when you were an Alicorn and I had yet to be ascended, I always kicked your ass in magic competitions and now, you have nothing on me! Unlike you, I kept on studying and that is how I learned Tirek's magic! Oh well, have fun being out here all by your lonesome realizing that nopony likes you and that even Tirek is less hated than you! You know, had you not hopped on the crazy train shortly after Celestia started raising you, maybe you wouldn't be despised by everycreature! The Superior Sister, Goddess-Queen Starlight Glimmer P.S. I suppose with a victory like this I will finally admit something. Remember when I returned your magic after mom shit her coat over the girls draining it? Well I never returned your atom magic and that is why you could never break free from my aura. It is also why it was so easy for me to absorb your magic during our second magic fight. So in all reality, I'm the only one who is a true goddess-queen and that is why I stand taller than you! What would that make you, a demigoddess-queen or simply my subordinate? Whatever Twibitch, I was able to convince your harem to leave you to rot and in the process, I got a lovely marefriend out of it! Damn it sucks to be you!