//------------------------------// // Special: Through the Mirror, Part 1 // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 2 (My Little Pony: Reign of the Goddess-Queens) // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Dear Twilight, Guess what? I don't know how the hell this happened but someone named Luster Dawn apparently came through that mirror claiming to be your protege. She told me something about how you and Starlight Glimmer are now Goddess-Queens and have become complete bitches. She also told me about what Starlight did to Trixie just so you two can rule together forever and I am absolutely disgusted by what you two do. I can't believe that you are in an incestuous relationship with Starlight, who just happens to be your fraternal twin sister. I am also shocked that both of you are the daughter of Princess Celestia. Why didn't you write to me and tell me this sooner, like right after your ascensions and coronations instead of waiting years after the fact, well years in your world. Now back to you and Starlight and what the two of you have done and still do. Luster told me about your incestuous activities, well given you are both the daughters of Celestia I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Those of YOUR royal bloodline seem to be not quite right. She also told me about how Starlight betrayed Trixie and how you were completely on board with it. I just don't get it Twilight, you were always so nice and seemed to value friendship so much but in the end you and your sister do horribly unethical things just to make sure you two can buck forever and rule the land YOUR way. I don't know if I can even be friends with you and Starlight anymore. Both of you have hidden so many horrible things. Luster also told me about what you did to Flash Sentry and what Starlight did to Sunburst. I know the two of you are lesbians but to study forbidden magic from ancient times and then use it to wipe out stallions who had crushes on you just ain't right. How would you feel if it were the other way around? How would you feel if it were Flash Sentry as the immortal Alicorn and he imprisoned you in a painting and burned it? I bet you wouldn't like it. Ok, back to Trixie. Luster told me about how Trixie remembered everything and the fact that Starlight would go as far as using memory eradication spells, spells to undo ascension spells and then Luna interfering with her sleep so Starlight could cast those spells without any problems shows how horrible the whole royal family is. Luster also brought up how Trixie remembered that Celestia was in on this too. I suppose me running away from Celestia was probably the best thing I ever did. Oh and another thing, Luster told me about how both of you seem to favor Starlight's protege, Bright Beam so much. She told me about all the horrible things Bright Beam has done. She told me about how she already has herself a harem, she told me about how she went to some lesbian club and had a lot of fun on a friendship mission, she told me about how she billed her parents after fixing her mane and tail and she told me about how she always outshines her when it comes to magic and she told me about Bright Beam's promiscuity and greed. Both of you may think she is a perfect angel but from what it sounds like, it sounds like she is a miniature version of Celestia. Hell I could very easily see her being your little sister or even worse, you and Starlight used fertility magic to bring her into the world and she has a lot of her grandmare in her. I will say this though, Luster Dawn is a far better friend than either you or Starlight could ever be. I know she is loyal to those she cares about and I know for damn sure now that you two are immortal goddesses with infinite power, that you won't even come visit me anymore because Faust forbid you two go one second without being able to rip the fabric of time, imprison anyone you want in a painting or boil them away like water. Now regarding Luster, she is in a lot of trouble over here and I think the least you two could do is come over here and get her out of the mess she is in. You see, she tried to break into Dr. Colgate's house and rescue Fluttershy and their daughter, Crest. I told her about the horrible things that happened and she wanted to help Fluttershy but was caught and arrested. She was hauled before their dictator friend, Mik-Gnoj Nu, and was immediately sentenced to twelve years of hard labor in an isolated part of the country. I want to go save her but I know that I would wind up in there too if I tried. I have tried talking to Colgate about talking to Mik since she is friends with him and see if she could get him to pardon her but she won't. She went into a tirade, slapped me and yelled about how I was trying to steal her wife and child. I know that you don't exactly get along with Luster but she is your protege and would you really want her to have to go through twelve years of hard labor? Anyway, I don't think I'll be contacting you as much and as far as Starlight goes, I never want to have to deal with her again. Hell forget it, after Luster is finally free, I'm thinking I may only keep in touch with her and Trixie since they are both nice ponies, not power hungry, incestuous greedy bitches like the two of you are. Again though, please come and try to save Luster. Signed, Sunset Shimmer Dear Sunset, First off I'd like to know where you get off bashing my incredibly sexy sister and I like that. In the event you don't remember or are choosing to forget it, I am the one who fixed you over there. I am the one that got you to see that friendship is important and get everpony, I mean everyone else, to stop despising you. If I weren't so nice back then, I would have simply dragged your ass back here to Equestria and had Celestia either banish you to the moon or throw you in Tartarus. Remember Sunny, you STILL owe me for you being so well liked over there. Now regarding everything Luster told you. Just so you know, she is a lying bitch who will tell lies left and right if she thinks that she can win sympathy and dumb shit like that. Hell she even lied to her no good acquaintances when I sent her to Ponyville. She claimed that I would kill her if they didn't at least tolerate her presence so they took her in as an acquaintance and while I highly doubt it will ever happen, I am hoping that she can befriend them someday. Given that she suddenly has Trixie as a marefriend, that likely won't happen so she has failed me there already. Don't believe her when it comes to Bright Beam though. Outside of Bright Beam pissing the two of us off one time, she is a perfect angel. She is smart, she is successful, she has common sense, she has very good taste in mares and she takes advantage of situations where she can bring in money. Unlike Luster, Bright Beam won't ever have to be begging me or my sister for money since she makes good money running the school and strikes it rich all the time in Las Pegasus. Now regarding the things my hot sister and I have done. So what if we're incestuous? We love each other, we find one another incredibly sexy and we are infinitely powerful so I don't see what the problem is. I'm sure if your sister was as sexy as mine is, you'd be bucking her too. Now you know we've been doing this for an extremely long time, well before we ascended. Hell we even did it back when Starlight and Trixie were marefriends. You see, that is how incredibly hot I am, I kept my sexy sister from committing to Trixie. Trust me, commitment is a horrible thing and tying yourself down to one pony is denying yourself the fun you deserve....hell even Starlight and I get it on with our mom and our aunt every now and then and we're perfectly happy! Hell we might even invite Bright Beam and her harem to join us for lots of fun someday! Ok, about Luster and her twelve years of hard labor. I don't know exactly how our time differences work but I think her serving those twelve years will build character. If twelve years of chipping rocks or whatever dumb shit she is having to do will knock her down a few pegs, I'm all for it! Maybe when she is freed and comes home, she'll be more down to earth like Bright Beam and know not to piss me off or do anything stupid to disappoint me. I will say this though, Luster brought those twelve years on herself! Had she left Colgate alone and not tried to foalnap her wife and child and bring them to Equestria, this would not have happened. Now if you will excuse me, my incredibly sexy sister and I have a whole three days of sisterly bonding ahead of us and I don't feel like having to put up with this shit. Oh and Sunset, I'll say this since you're a human with no magic, "Damn it sucks to be you!" Your Former Friendship Teacher, Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle P.S. No Bright Beam is not related to us! Just because she behaves like us and our incredibly hot mom, that does not mean she is related to us. Besides we have two step-daughters so we don't need to bring any biological foals into this world....although I do think using fertility spells on one another would be fun!