//------------------------------// // Quarantined in Manehattan, Part 3 (S2 E15) // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 2 (My Little Pony: Reign of the Goddess-Queens) // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Six Weeks Later Dear Twibitch, I know I probably should have contacted you sooner but I have some good news. Not only did I get off the ventilator but that penis went away and I have been well for long enough that I have been released from quarantine. I however do not wish to leave Manehattan yet because my sweet Trixie took a turn for the worst and now she is on a ventilator. The doctors right now are not sure if she will survive. What is worse is that they don't allow Coltovirus patients to have visitors, especially those on ventilators. Now I know you will likely be upset but I want to stay here until Trixie is released from quarantine so the love of my life and I can come home together. I know you probably want me to come home but I couldn't focus on anything knowing that my beloved Trixie was thousands of miles away from me and is in such horrible shape. I do hope you understand. I will say this though, I hope the hell those anti-bodies that I now have are permanent because I would never wish this on anypony, well except maybe you two, those bitch step-daughters of yours and Bright Beam. Now I must get going, I am expecting a phone call from the doctor to update me on Trixie's condition. I just hope she gets better soon. Hoping Trixie Gets Better Soon, Luster Dawn Dear Luster "I'm a sentimental wimp" Dawn, Oh for the love of Faust, your letter literally made me vomit. I don't know why the fuck you care so much about that bitch that kept my oh-so-sexy sister from committing to me for so long. Anyway, I'll be honest, I don't give a shit if she dies or not and I'm sure Starlight would celebrate if she bit the dust. Now you listen to me and listen to me good Luster. Since you have been released from quarantine, you will get your ass home ASAP. I don't give a shit if you will be distracted because your precious little Trixie will be thousands of miles away on her fucking death bed. You have been away from your duties in Ponyville for long enough but now that you can come home, I will no longer tolerate your absence. Let me tell you what I have done though. Because of your stupidity to travel to a place where a bad virus was running rampant and you couldn't come home right away because of it, I have made some huge changes in Ponyville! For starters, Bright Beam, Shadow and her harem now live in the castle. Spike is also her assistant now so he won't have to put up with your shit. Don't worry, Spike has made a referral regarding a replacement dragon to curse upon you. Now don't worry about Cozy Glow, once you get home you can go to the castle and pick her up because Bright Beam doesn't want to adopt her. Now regarding where you will live, I have decided to let you move into that mansion that Bright Beam did live in. However, you will not have any maids but hey, I might force Crash to come be your maid. It would serve that arrogant bitch right to have to have you as her boss for her arrogance throughout her sorry ass life. Hell I might even make her move in with you, Cozy and your replacement dragon, wouldn't that be sweet? Anyway, get your ass home NOW, got it? Your Owner (and don't you forget it), Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle Dear Sludge, Now you listen to me and listen to me good. It was hard enough to find your fat ass but I am hereby ordering that you go to Ponyville and wait at the train station for a bitchy pink unicorn named Luster Dawn. Below is what she looks like. As you likely know my incredibly sexy sister and I rule this country now and we have infinite powers. Because of that, I have the authority to make you her assistant and if you refuse, Starlight and I will slowly torture you to death. If it makes you feel any better, I will see to it that you are well fed and you can join this light pink pegasus filly in making Luster's life miserable. Also, you will be living in a mansion so don't worry, life will be pretty sweet for you. Now yes you will be hacking up messages like Spike does but hey, living in a mansion and having an easy life will be worth it, right? Ready for You to Make Luster's Life A Living Hell, Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle Twilight, Normally I would say, "I can't be a dragon living there" but it sounds good enough to entice me. Besides, if I get to make some pony's life miserable, I'll do it. Ready to Make Luster Miserable, Sludge Two Days Later To the Biggest Bitch Ever, I thought your last letter was just a joke but you were actually serious. I can not believe what a truly sadistic bitch you are. Not only do you make me leave my beloved Trixie all alone in Manehattan but now you kick me out of my home and force me into a place that isn't nearly good enough for me. To top that off, you curse a gluttonous, fat, obnoxious dragon upon me and I think he is a bad influence on Cozy Glow. I think he is a bad influence on MY DAUGHTER because him and Cozy are always talking behind my back and laughing. I have a bad feeling that they are probably going to do something to stab me in the back, perhaps literally, and probably get rewarded for it. I don't get why you despise me so much but you could at least let me go back and be with Trixie since you did this. You want to know what made things even worse? My acquaintances just had to drop by claiming that you are making them associate with me and right now I am in no mood to talk to anypony other than Cozy. Let's see, you kick me out of my home, you give Bright Beam everything and then some, you curse a fat, arrogant obnoxious green dragon on me and to make matters worse, he is corrupting my daughter. Putting up with those idiots I should have befriended by now is the last thing I want to deal with. I talked with them for a few minutes but then I ran them off and right now I am hiding in my new bedroom trying to avoid Sludge and the suddenly disloyal Cozy Glow. Just please at least let me go back to Manehattan until Trixie can come home. I promise I'll be respectful and do everything I can to impress you, honest! Sincerely, Luster Dawn Dear Luster, Give me a fucking break and quit with your whining. You should be glad that you still have a roof over your head and I didn't force you to move into the forest. It seems like all you ever do is bitch, whine and complain about everything and I for one think you are living a very charmed life Luster Dawn. I took you in as my protege despite your attitude, I didn't kick you out when your schoolmates told me about how bad you were during the special study sessions and wouldn't submit to them like a good girl would. Then I send you down there and even let you live in my old castle up until now. I also let you stay in there despite you doing nothing but failing at everything you have ever done with the exception of the birthday party for Toolaroola and Coconut Cream. Let me guess, you're all pissy because I didn't let you come home over your shitty grammar. Well get over it bitch. I even let you remain in the castle after that when I could have forced you to live in a shed. Now I know you're probably all upset over me letting you serve that twelve years of hard labor in the human world but hey, you broke their laws so you pay for it under their justice system! Now I would have let you stay in that castle but you just had to bring that dick disease into Equestria, didn't you? Now let me tell you this, if anypony dies from this shit, their death will be the fault of you and Trixie. Now that would give me the right to execute you but I enjoy seeing you being miserable too much to reward you with death. Anyway, enjoy your new home and your new assistant Luster! Now don't go doing anything I wouldn't do, like caring about Trixie! Your Owner, Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle Dear Luster, You need to change your damn phone number because I have been getting calls from some number in Manehattan. I finally answered and some guy named Dr. Disease Killer asked to speak to you. I was curious about all this shit so I claimed to be you and I have some great news, Trixie died! Yep, Trixie died and Spike and I are about to head up to Canterlot so we can all celebrate! Isn't that fucking sweet? Hey now you can go after Bunny Tracks again, oh she is going to love this so much! Enjoying what USED to be your home, Bright Beam P.S. Oh shit, I just got a call from that bastard and they revived her. Oh well, I'm sure I probably brought your ass to tears, right? Anyway, I would write more but I have to feed Shadow and then me and my girls are headed to the spa for a whole day of pampering! Pretty sweet, huh? Dear Bright Bitch, How the fuck could you? When I read that Trixie had died I broke down into tears and then this asshole named Sludge that is my new assistant made fun of me. I never once imagined that "little miss perfect" would be so horrible to me. I could easily see the Incest Sisters doing this to me but I never knew they had rubbed off on you this much. I know you are rubbing everything into my face but right now I can't take it, I just want Trixie to get better so we can be together again. Upset and Crying, Luster Dawn