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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5


This story is a sequel to My Little Dashie


It was suppose to be a normal Christmas for John McClane, spend time with his two young children and hope to continue the process of fixing his mess of a marriage. What he didn't bargain for, but should have expected, was on his way to L.A. his flight would get grounded in the middle of nowhere, Kansas.

What starts out as a annoying delay becomes a race against the clock as a unknown group of mercenaries descends upon the small town, their original plot also delayed by the pending storm. But when McClane finds a lost blue pegasus filly, all hell breaks loose.

Now he must stop a terror plot against his home country, help an innocent talking horse find hope, and make it home before it's too late. Can McClane save Christmas? Or will he have to make a choice between his family, or my little Dashie?

...nope, couldn't write that with a straight face.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 60 )
Majin Syeekoh



Wait what? Oh dear god. :rainbowlaugh:

I am so proud to be one of the first to see. THOROUGHLY ENJOYED 5/7.


I don't know what you're talking aboot. The first chapter was posted on April 1st, like any good old fashioned troll fic would be. Not on the day after, insinuating that it may possibly be the legit thing that I've been hiding in my basement for the last four or so years... get off my back.

Well this happened, good thing I read that last before the first :trollestia:

Hold onto your asses.

It's gonna be a ride.

It's still April 1st in my timezone, so it still counts!

That went places ...

This was not what I was expecting from today, but OK then.

This...this will be your masterpiece.


insinuating that it may possibly be the legit thing that I've been hiding in my basement for the last four or so years

I actually remember this exact fic being a thing a few years ago. God damn, and you finally got around to publishing it?

You'd better be seeing this thing the whole way through, man.

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You magnificent bastard.

I know this is an april fools joke but...

Any chance of more?

Comment posted by BroniesAreFags deleted Apr 3rd, 2016

You know I really hate April Fools.


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Waiting another year for the next chapter. I'm hyped and ready to go.



Pls. Mor needed...

Ho Ho Ho...

I need to get a life.

And another machine gun.

is this real because if not I'm going to go :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

I know this was written as a joke, but I still really enjoyed it. Curious to see where its going

I was THINKING it would be a true sequel, but when I read the last line of description and saw tag, I disliked it right off the bat. Not gonna read it. Gonna find what OTHER sequels people talking about and read them instead. I don't care if it was written on april fools. I have no respect with jokes that tease my expectations for something profound...

7829782 To think, that you gained my respect at first to find out how shallow you are. And that's a fact...


The fact that you're taking a parody of my own fic seriously and are judging your opinions on the description and tags alone, and in your words:

Not gonna read it.

I write so people have a good time. If you don't like it, then fine, that's good and dandy. Thumb down it and don't read it, hell leave a comment like you did about how you hate something because it's not to your liking, but to go out and say that I "lost your respect" and am apparently "shallow" because of what reason? That I parodied my own fiction? I think you need to fill up your glass sir, because you're the one that's running a bit shallow there, and that's a fact...

uummmmm, its april 8th and there's no story? lier?

7830266 if you hate it then you comment on it?

8083497 Because I THOUGHT that it wouldn't be a tease. I THOUGHT that it would be a contuniations of the original. In the end it was a joke, and my thoughts can go to hell and never return.


I've been working like crazy, it totally slipped my mind that it was even April.

8084457 No prob XD
i was pretty sure you had work

8084258 you never know, RD might be trying to save her dad from some sort of terrorist attack. she might've transported herself back to our world just to save him, she might've know that he was in danger because she uses the magic twilight's used to find his house...
who says i isn't a continuation, it didn't even say in the description that its wasnt, so you can't say that it isn't if you don't know for sure. say: i think it isn't a continuation, so that way everyone's happy and you stop getting numerous dislikes on your comments

7813763 also you SHOULD read it, its pretty good, i enjoyed it alot and i'm looking forward to the next chapter

7415806 u need a Flak38, a nice Machine gun... even though it's not a Machine Gun it still fires pretty fast for such a high caliber

Damn, this is one of the best parody sequels I've read! Hope I don't pass out holdimg my breath for a continuation...
So, is the couple RD's looking for her "Daddy's" parents? That would make for a nice ending, IMO.

Is this canon? Or just a spin off?

Clearly, it’s an April Fool’s Day joke. ;)

Comment posted by Same2 deleted Apr 20th, 2018

An April fools joke

Chapter published April 2nd

This has been in my Read It Later for a few years... I can't believe I didn't read it sooner. There's something so special about this story. It makes me want to go, "Oh my God, is that RobCakeren53, author of My Little Dashie 2: Dash Harder? It changed my life." This was a special blessing indeed. I hope to see it continued one of these days.

Majin Syeekoh


After all these years, it's finally done! :pinkiehappy:

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