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ROBCakeran53


"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

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Equestria is doomed. Celestia has given up all hope. There's nopony strong, brave, or chivalry enough to best this new foe.

Luna knows of one hero that can save them all, but this will open up old wounds. Can she let go of her feelings, or will they crash into her heart at full speed?

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ROBCakeran53
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I did not edit this, nor have anyone pre-read to edit this. I'm sure there are mistakes everywhere, but I don't care. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bus to catch.

Wait. Wait wait. Hold the fuck up.

If Princess Luna herself isn't chivalry enough, then who is?

7469590
Well, I didn't feel the need to scream at you about tense changes, so I am content.
Enjoy your bus.

This is the greatest story ever told

7469614

Because Luna is totally crass, not chivalrous, obviously

7469640

No, you ignoramus, chivalrous isn't a real word. She's not chivalry.

whoa...
just whoa!
10/10

7469590 I must applaud you for this truckin' HILARIOUS story! :pinkiehappy:

I like turtles.

Best story of the year gentleman :moustache:

Well i was expecting omnibus, just wasn't expecting the relationship in it. Still great story though, loved it.

7469641

Well I will have you know I have TEN degrees in Letterology and I say it is a word!

Ow. Right in the feels.

My head explode!
Awesome Omnibus Story!
Where are the puns?

So unrealistic. Real busses travel on a predefined route. 0/10

Her words fell onto deaf window panes.

best fic 2k16

Who would win in a fight, Desert Bus or the Magic School Bus? :rainbowdetermined2:

What the hell. I have absolutely no idea what just happened (didn't click the link to understand)... and I was still amused. Good job :rainbowlaugh:

7469826
Though I am sure you're being silly, I feel obliged to say:
You might be surprised at how often you are wrong.
School buses on field trips. Charter buses. Heck, ol' 5189 there in that picture hasn't been in route service for decades. It mostly does events now, or did, until Santa Monica sold it, three years ago.

Anyway, the point is there's plenty of buses out there which have no defined route, just a destination, and that determined by the cjstomer

SPEED IS KEY!!!

did not think a story with omnibus could happen.

:rainbowlaugh: I'M CRYING.

So thanks for that.

.... You've been running lines of scratch-n-sniff pony pictures haven't you?

I... hmm...

...

This gave me a right proper giggle, :yay:

:rainbowderp: FtW -- F:yay:k the what

There once was a young man who said, "Damn,
For it certainly seems that I am
A creature that moves
In determinate grooves
I'm not even a bus, I'm a tram."

Not really relevant, but whuteva.

Public transit saves the day!

The link at the start seems to now lead to some sort of news site.

This is probably good?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/415740/OmniBus/

ROBCakeran53
Moderator

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Huh! That's weird, well thanks, I'll go fix it.

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