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silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

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Silly, comedic stories as told by a very serious narrator.

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Chapters (4)
Comments ( 29 )

Kind of funny. The concept takes a bit of time to firmly grasp. My only problem is that I feel like if it was a bit longer it would be funny.

Fuck this shit I'm out, mmm-mm, fuck this shit, I'm out; NO THANKS

I like Dieing. Seems like a cool dude. So straight forward and not afraid to get what he wants.

Alright. Let's see where this goes.

I wish I could be blessed with such wisdom.

I am truly enlightened after reading this.
I will think very much on these words of wisdom and then, perhaps, I will achieve ascension.

Please, continue writing this pieces of art.

"Princess Luna, please! I'm dying!"

"Greeting, Dying."

Luna doing dad jokes before it was cool.

I unorinically loved this. Maybe the best thing ever expressed in 800 words.

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You need to see a doctor :unsuresweetie:

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Oh, I know that. I've known that for a long time.

Perhaps I'm just too easily entertained. But this really did make me laugh.

Sequel when?

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Sequel when?

No hard promises, but I can reasonably say it’ll come at some point between tomorrow and the heat death of the universe.

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I'll be counting down the days.

both of these were pure gold. my friends now think I lost it from laughing too much.

Oh my God, this is incredible. I eagerly await the next chapter.

Truly he was a man of great intellect.

More pls, im dying over here

At long last....I have been enlightened.

More please, these double wings really killed it.

Common misconception. While twilight did in fact become the princess of friendship, and friendship is magic, magic is not friendship.

Friendship is in fact a previously undiscovered branch of relationship-related magic, similar to the much more explosive love magic. Friendship magic instead is a ray, similar to a laser blast. Both however are very good at making bubbles.

And while Twilight was and still is very skilled at magic, she was nowhere near a total understanding of it. Or friendship for that matter. She became a princess because Celestia was there when she died from being deatomized by friendship lasers (this was how she discovered them, in fact), and was brought back to life under the condition of taking care of all of Celestia's troubles from then on.

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Yes, and Applejack also never became the princess of apples.

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I think your comment wouldn't have gotten that downvote if you had stopped after the second paragraph.

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