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What's wrong with a little crazy, a little wacky... a little chaos. After all, what fun is there in making sense?

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The Equestrian Chronicle by
Souldrainr
And yet... I learned much about humans in the millennia I spent on Earth. It's fascinating really, the duality of your species. You deny your very nature almost instinctively, you seek normalcy and despise change. Always you strive for peace, yet are ready to go to war at the drop of a hat. As a species you seem to genuinely value human life, yet always try to devise more efficient ways to end it. Stubborn, yet innovating. Extremely hard-working, yet you pour that dedication into inventions that will simply make everyone more lazy. Always talking about standing United as one, yet you divide your planet into hundreds of countries, each with dozens of little states or territories of their own."

"And yet." Discord repeated. "Somehow you make it all work. No mark that guides you to your future, and yes, sometimes without such guidance, lives crash and burn. Other times, most of the time, you find your own purpose in life and occasionally accomplish great things. Thousands of languages, thousands of beliefs. Always portraying aliens as the potential doom of humanity, yet you have specialized buildings seeking them out every day of every years. It's amazing you still manage to refrain from tearing yourselves apart!

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Twilight learns Russian by
PresentPerfect
"That wasn't a language. It was a punishment."
The others inched forward on their seats a little bit.
"The grammar had no consistent rules."
A little closer.
"Each letter makes like five different sounds in five different words!"
Even closer. Pinkie nibbled the tips of her hooves.
"It was literally, completely honestly, the worst. Language. Ever!"
Spike fell off his throne. Everyone else shouted, "WHAT WAS IT?"

Lifting her hooves skyward, Rainbow Dash let out the piteous wail of a mare who has been through Tartarus, lived to tell about it, and wished she had been lost to the darkness so she wouldn't have to continue living with the existential horror. She keened a single word that reverberated off the arched crystal ceiling and sent chills down the spine of everypony present.

"English!"

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A comment by
Dusty Old Qrow
The worst kinds of monsters are the ones who feel their atrocities were justified.

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A comment by
rikithemonk
THE 4 SINS OF THE HIE STORY
1. Shows up in the Everfree.
2. Instantly attacked by and defeats a mythical creature that no normal person would have a chance in hell to defeat.
3. The ridiculous, pissing their pants terrified, overreaction on first contact. Which is absolutely ridiculous if you really think about it..
4 Those fucking apples. Those god dam apples. ITS AN APPLE, SHUT UP AND EAT THE DAM THING. Your not getting a blow job, so stop going on, and on, and on, about how great they taste.

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A comment by
Seeking Dusk
This is why we can't have nice things. You either hurt yourself with it, or get convinced it's gonna hurt you.

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Thanks so much for the follow! :D

Heya, thanks for the follow!

dude the chapter of tempting shadow is taking forever.

Thanks for the follow! :yay:

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Stories with OP characters are always interesting to me, along with the fact that he does what he wants and isn't spilling his guts about everything he knows.

Thanks for the fave on Star Eater! Thumbs up if you like it! What do you enjoy most about the story so far?

It seems like I've found my opposite, my rival, an opponent with a perpendicular viewpoint. Interesting.

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There is no fun in making sense, logic is but a guide for mundane and simple beings like me. I don't have fun, or any other emotions for that matter.

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