Luster,
Well I read your letter to the editor and I must say, I am not impressed. You remind me of so many of my proteges, so many of them had your type of attitude and I had to let them go. You remind me of one that I will simply refer to as Bacon Mane. She had your type of attitude, that of a spoiled brat who felt the world owed you everything. Now I do have some advice for you, do not go talking about how you think you could ascend yourself into an Alicorn and perhaps rule Equestria one day. The bacon maned pony talked about that but then ultimately she ran away through a mirror like a spoiled bitch and is now a biped with discolored skin with no magic. Oh well, I guess you could be like Radiant Hope and hate me for banishing her best friend into the ice of the Arctic North. Just like I used to tell my best protege, one I hold very dear now, "Damn it sucks to be you!"
Princess Celestia
Luster,
You know something, you must be a truly special kind of stupid. Nopony in their right mind would say such things about their mentor, especially when that mentor and her sister have infinite powers. Now I would love nothing more than to see them cast you into Tartarus or turn you into stone but I know that Goddess-Queen Twilight likely enjoys playing with you too much to simply cut ties with you. You do know though that insulting the royal family has backfired on certain ponies in the past. Who knows, maybe you can face the same fate that butterfly butt did for insulting the royal family. Forget it, keep it up because I know that my friends and I could have so much fun with you! I've seen you and you're not all that attractive but keep things up and you can meet four very long horns!
Dr. M. Colgate, D.D.S.
Luster,
You know, you need to stop with this now. I know you wanted to force your horn into me and luckily Discord was there to stop you but if you don't want to face my fate, stop insulting your mentor. From what I understand, you are literally her property so Goddess-Queen Twilight could do whatever she wanted to you. At one time she actually created a title for me and one of my friends and gave us to Colgate and I know she would have absolutely no problems doing the same to you. Now I personally wouldn't mind seeing Colgate horn rape you but I'm just warning you.
Fluttershy
Luster,
You need to just get over yourself already. I get it, you're upset that Twilight sent you down here to set up the festival for her and Starlight but that is no reason to go dragging my name through the mud. Perhaps if you would show Twilight some respect she might consider freeing you from your banishment even though you are the embodiment of a spoiled, self-centered foal of rich snobs. Now regarding me, Aloe and Lotus, what we do is our own business although I do think you're just jealous. Oh and Ponyville, don't ever hire Luster to be your maid. She was mine for a brief while and she didn't do a good job and she harassed my cat.
Head Mare of the School of Friendship, Bright Beam
Luster,
You're just begging to have to pay a visit to Dr. Colgate and her friends aren't you? Keep this up and I'll see to it that they are even rougher with you than they are with that slutty little thing that used to be my bootie-call. Hell I'm sure I could convince those four to let her take you too. I know she is wanting to dominate somepony so badly and you might just wind up being the one that would be horn raped by FIVE ponies! My advice to you, keep your mouth shut and don't go bashing me in the paper and you might escape that fate. Keep it up and you will suffer that fate. Now if you weren't such an ugly little thing my sister and I would take you but we do have standards and you don't meet them!
Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle