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zaponator


If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

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The cutie mark crusaders want to be grown-up mares like Applebloom's big sister, Applejack.
So when Applebloom finds out that Applejack has a secret cider stash, and Applejack tells her it's "For adults only" the crusaders decide that if they drink it, they'll be adults too. What could possibly go wrong?

This is an idea I had while drunk. Also I wrote it while drunk. Maybe I spend too much time drunk.

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So yeah, this is not what I expected the first story I posted to be. :rainbowlaugh:
I have a real story I'm working on! It's serious and everything! Promise! :fluttershysad:
*sigh* I'll post that one eventually. :ajsleepy:
No matter. This is what I posted, and now I must live with it. :rainbowdetermined2:

Too many emoticons? :rainbowhuh:
Never! :pinkiehappy:

Feel free to post a comment about what you liked or hated. :twilightsmile:
But if you see something you don't like, let me know so I can refrain from making the same mistake twice. :twilightblush:

What is this? I... I...

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Logically, they could then infer that anypony who drank them was automatically an adult.

Ah ah NOOO Applebloom! That is called misuse of the venn diagram, and I'm pretty sure it's punishable by law. Of course, it's exactly what I did in The Pastry Postulate, so what the Faust am I complaining about?

This is fantastic xD.

Never discount writing while drunk, it's how I always write, and people seem to love it.

The only criticisms I have are that I'd advise making an indent at the beginning of paragraphs, and I'd break up that one giant fight scene paragraph into more manageable chunks.

This was absolutely fucking hilarious, and I'd love to see more of it if you ever felt like writing a sequel.

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~La Barata, TWE's Reverend Hellfire

This story made absolutely no sense whatsoever...

Loved every minute of it! :pinkiehappy:

This... this made me happy. Thank you for sharing your drunkenness with us all. I look forward to your future drunk work.

Maybe a drunk collab at some point? :rainbowlaugh:

Amazing absolutely hilarious. Drunk work is good work apparently. :scootangel:

oh you HAVE to make another chapter. them having a hangover and everytones reaction to the damage. fo it :heart::heart::heart::heart:

Loves me a silly story. :rainbowwild:

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Why not just leave it to the imagination?

Cutie Mark Crusader Alcoholics OR Zaponator Writes About an Evening He Had, But With Ponies

The ultimate self insert, and I guess I now know why you almost got arrested.

Fantastic! The drunken logic made perfect sense.

1613570 but isn't that boring? leaving it to an imagination is just ....typical. you left it without closure and it has so much potential. all i can do is imagine what's gonna happen and not know and i have NO WRITING TALENT SO I CAN'T GET IT OUT AT ALL! *sighs* whatever. this happens way too much on fanfiction.net and sometimes on here.

nevermind. i'll leave it alone.

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I for one love the intentional loose end every now and again. Leaves everything open to speculation. You could imagine the typical response where everyone gets pissed, or hell, what about smetime during their alcohol fueled antics the CMC accidentally rip a hole in spacetime unleashing spme sort of ancient evil that even Celestia herself has not seen. I, for one, enjoy entertaining the latter scenario. :pinkiecrazy:

I invite you to write that one zaponator. :pinkiesmile:

Where do you live?
I want to ship you handles of AppleJack and cheap rum so you can crank out similar works to this.

Your pretty mean to poor Scoots in this fic. First making her an orphan, then unloved, uncared for, assumed dead, and then caught by Lyra while pranking.

I liked the shouting Sweetie reference there.

The end kinda reminded me of Superbad.

1613287 When did "what the hell?" become "what the Faust?" Since when is hell substituted for Faust.

... Actually, now that I think about it, a deal with the devil is also known as a Faustain bargain... Holy crap! What the hell did I just piece together?!

What did a just read? :rainbowlaugh:
:duck: still gonna upvote it...

You get ALL OF MY LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Hilarious. Now get drunk, get HUNG OVER and write the morning-after sequel. Put the FEELS into it.

So it got a like.
Lol at that rvb halo 3 reference :D

:ajbemused:Um ok this is by far the most insane rambling and utter foolish rag that I have ever read, and it is just a bunch of random shit. That is how a drunk fic should be great job!! I love it. :pinkiesmile:
And wow you were kind of harsh on schootaloo.

"I once saw Rainbow Dash drink a ton of this stuff." She was waving her forelegs as she recounted a tale of her idol's awesomeness. "She was all like, 'Scootaloo, what are you doing in my house?' And I was like, 'This isn't your house Rainbow Dash. This is the orphanage. Have you finally come to adopt me?' And Rainbow laughed and laughed. I laughed too, once I stopped crying, that is."

I died a little at this point.:fluttercry:

They are going to be in so much trouble.

...please write a sequel where they get into so much trouble.

Pre read comment: A fic about drunk ponies, thought out and written while drunk? I guess this cant really fail now can it?

I'm Suprised that Sweetie, Applebloom and Scoots didn't all get their cutiemarks. Chugging Booze, Drunken Brawling and Wanton destruction'd All be Great Cutiemarks to have

Oh god my sides!! Absolutely fucking hilarious, I think I woke my roommate up like five times. Please sir, I would be ever so honored if I could trouble you just the tiny bit to possibly please bestow upon us MOAR. Absolutely brilliant. Have a like, fav, mustache, whatever. :moustache: Oh, and go get drunk again. Thanks for sharing! :twilightsmile:

1613923 THIS. SO MUCH WIN.

SO MUCH WIN!
drunk logic makes sense......

I think it's missing a "Slice of life" tag.

You know, alcohol and "slice of life". You get it? :unsuresweetie:

Hard cider is not for fillies, and distilled cider diffidently aren't. You guys know what distilled applecider is called right? it is called "applejack" I think this might be how AJ was named.

Probably her sister, the list of pony-shaped things that could be in Applejack's bed was short, and Rainbow Dash was out of town at the moment.

:rainbowkiss:

Awesome little piece of comedy gold. I do agree, however, that the fight scene does suffer some from wall-of-text syndrome.

Lol! That is one of the best comedies I have read. And very well written for being drunk!

Now... you know you left out a very important part of the story... you have three fillys here who have each finished a case of cider, can we geat a sequel for the next morning????? PLEASE????

Edit:

"Applebloom! You've switched off your targetting computer. What's wrong?"

awesome Star Wars Reference!

*quietly sobs in corner*

You should do a story of the morning after.:rainbowlaugh:

Looks like berry punch is going to have three little friends at this rate.

Reminds me of what I did at sprin break with my friends before wedding party:eeyup:

I still haven't found out how I woke out three miles away in a field with nothin but an emPty bottle and my underware

This was simply EPIC! :rainbowlaugh:

1. Death Star run:rainbowlaugh:
2.Need's sequel. About CMC and Fluttershy's secret stash of "Zecora's Special". :pinkiecrazy:

Hmm . . . no "random" tag. Clearly, this story was carefully orchestrated and logically thought out.

Epilogue: The morning after

Cutie Mark Crusaders Hangover Curers!!!

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Why does that bring to mind them releasing some kind of giant staypuffed marshmallow pony?

There can never be enough time spent while drunk.

Or on acid.

But whatevs, have my thumb, a fav, and prepare to be tracked! Good story :twilightsmile: .

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...and what about "Use The Force, young pony mare;"

1604943
Like Pearl said, more can be done. Please continue this.:twilightsheepish:

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