//------------------------------// // The Impossible Map Mission, Part 3 (S3 E8) // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 2 (My Little Pony: Reign of the Goddess-Queens) // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Dear Celestia, Well we did the impossible. Despite us hating one another and never working all that well together, we were able to get your daughters to at least interact with one another. Yeah it sounds like Starlight will be doing just about everything but in the end, our asses glowed so we obviously got the mission done, right? Now if us not killing one another over this and actually getting your daughters to listen to us, well somewhat, isn't worth being ascended, then what is? Here is what Twilight is going to do. She will handle festivals, she will deal with the gentry and nobility since Starlight hates them, she will make sure the silverware is set up properly at state dinners and other than that, she will basically be screwing Flurry Heart, Cadence, Twilight Velvet and any other mare she decides to force into her harem all the time. Starlight however, she'll keep the country running. Now you should be thanking us because if it weren't for us, Starlight would be handling the nobility and gentry and knowing her, she'd probably throw them all into Tartarus solely for pissing her off and there would be no festivals with her running the show solo, not even ones to glorify you....so YOU'RE WELCOME! Finishing Map Missions Like Bosses, Bright Beam and Luster Dawn Dear Bright Beam and Luster Dawn, I suppose I should congratulate you on finishing that map mission and getting my daughters to come to some sort of agreement on who does what but I am irritated that Starlight will be doing just about everything. That shouldn't surprise me though, she is overly paranoid and likely thinks that her sister can't do shit, well shit that is actually important anyway. Anyway, have fun you two. Luster, you go home and try to protect Trixie from the ever scheming Cozy Glow and Mayor-elect Bright Beam, go have fun with your harem. Private Citizen (and loving it), Celestia To My Favorite Daughter, I got a letter from Luster and Bright Beam stating that they finished their map mission and I must say, I am impressed. I am glad to see that you and your sister were able to decide on who does what and you are incredibly lucky. From what Luster and Bright Beam told me, you'll have it easy. You handle the small stuff and be able to still have time for the things that you love. I am displeased though that you're going to be able to rule how I wish I could have! You'll have plenty of time for all the sex you love but I do have some advice, EXPAND YOUR HAREM! Three is not nearly enough, you need at least a dozen or two! Now I do have one small request, come and visit some time! I have talked to your father about this and while he was initially against it, I told him I'd be unhappy if you and I can't have sex so now he has no problems with it. Now if it were Starlight I wanted to do this with he'd be upset but with it being you, he's fine with it! Love, Mom Mom, Really, you think I'm your sexiest daughter? Well anyway, Starlight seemed rather insistent that she take on all the hard duties, all the stressful ones that you had to put up with. Oh well, my duties will be much easier and far less stressful, not to mention they'll give me so much more time for the sex that keeps me from going crazy. Oh and don't worry, I'll be adding that mayor down in Ponyville to my harem after she leaves office but only after I age regress her to being barely legal. I certainly don't want to be taking in some old hag because that would be like totally gross!.....oh crap, I'm talking like Flurry now! Oh well, it is really sexy so there is nothing wrong with that, right? Oh and don't worry, I'll come down for some lovin'. If dad is going to approve of us having some fun, I'll be there with bells on! You have no idea how bad I want us to buck each other. I'm thinking maybe I could come down there, we could go somewhere with privacy for a week and we can get real freaky! Love, Your Sexiest and Favorite Daughter Twilight <3 To My Workaholic Daughter, Well I have received word that you and Twilight managed to communicate enough to decide who does what and I must say, you must want to be too much like me while keeping your father's nicey-nice mindset. So you are going to take care of just about everything? I get it, you think that by handling all the same shit I did you can be my favorite again but that isn't going to work. I know you probably think that Twilight is incapable of doing it because of her very sexual nature and that does not make me happy. What happened to the times when my girls would make me proud and buck non-stop? I get it, you and Twilight had that falling out but still, you two could have rough hate sex and still make me proud. I do have another idea though, if you'll come down and put out for me, maybe you can be my favorite again. Knowing you though, the country and protecting your daughters is way more important than making your mother happy. Oh well, my sexy Twily is coming down soon so I won't be deprived of what I want. Have fun overworking yourself Starlight since you're too rigid to have REAL fun these days. Love, Mom To My Backstabbing Mother, "Get bent bitch, I have a country to run." Signed, Your Daughter Who Actually Gives a Shit About Equestria, Goddess-Queen Starlight Glimmer