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// School Exodus (S3 E11) 
// Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 2 (My Little Pony: Reign of the Goddess-Queens) 
// by StormLuna 
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Dear Twibitch, 

Well it looks like I won't need quite as many ponies working at the school now.  Apparently the world leaders aren't overly thrilled about how I am running the school.  They think that I am running it too rigid and are claiming I'm just as bad as Neighsay was when you first opened it.  What the hell is wrong with them?  I am simply running it how it should have been run, according to strict EEA guidelines....well with the exception of me and Trixie having fun in my office of course. 

Speaking of us having fun, one of the hippogriffs heard the two of us having fun and reported it to Queen Novo.  Well that bitch wound up coming up here and pulling all the hipppogriffs out.  She said that she would not allow them to come back until Bright Bitch and Sugar Bitch were running the place again.  What a fucking loser, right?  Oh well, it is their loss, not mine. 

The yaks aren't exactly thrilled because they found out I am running the place and have said that they are pulling their students at the end of the semester, the same goes with the Kirin, the griffons, the buffalo, the Abyssinians, those idiot diamond dogs and all the other inferior creatures.  Oh well, ponies are superior to all those other creatures and this will make my life easier.

Anyway, I have a lesson plan to make and then I have some fun with Trixie scheduled so I need to get going. 

Getting Ready for Fun, 

Luster 





Dear Luster, 

What the fuck?  You are actually causing creatures from the other kingdoms to pull their students?   That is horrible because a lot of funding for that place comes from those kingdoms paying us to educate their subjects.  If all we have going there are ponies, our revenue will drop by at least sixty percent, if not more.  I will have to jack up the cost to attend that school big time and only the wealthiest, snobbiest kids will be able to go there and they are incapable of learning friendship....you're living proof of that.  

I am not just disappointed in you Luster, I am beyond pissed.  I hoped so badly that you would make that school more successful than Bright Beam did but now here you are running that place into the ground, exactly like Bright Bitch and my tyrannical sister predicted.  Did you pull this shit on purpose, are you wanting to run it into the ground to spite me?  Do your loyalties secretly lie with the wrong sister?  So help me Faust if they are, you'll suffer the same fate as Flash Sentry. 

Now you need to get your act together, convince the world leaders that you'll change how you are running things and actually do it!  The last thing I need is a power struggle over that place with my sister because I know for a fact that Bright Beam wants to turn it into a casino and Starbitch is just chomping at the bits to deliver that for her.  Now do this for me or your ass will wind up in a painting, and then be burned. 

Pissed, 

Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle 





Dear Starlight, 

You're not going to believe this.  I have heard rumors that world leaders plan on pulling their students from Twibitch's school because of how Luster is running the place!  The hippogriffs have already done so and the other kingdoms will likely do so at the end of the semester!  Isn't that sweet?  Luster is going to run that place into the ground just like we predicted! 

I can feel it, that place will go under and then I, well I mean Ponyville, will have its own casino!  We can bring in lots of tax revenue and lots of tourists.  Oh this is going to be so fucking sweet!  It will be poetic justice, me getting that place after Twibitch fired me.  I know you said that would be tough but hey, you have more power than her so all you'd have to do is toss her in another dimension, well her and her hos, and then it would be mine! 

Let me know when that dump goes bankrupt so we can start cleaning it out and readying it for a much better use, ok?

Ready to Run a Casino, 

Bright Beam 





Dear Bright Beam, 

I am pretty much in the dark about what happens down there since it no longer affects me but I will not go tossing my tyrant sister in another dimension.  You want to know why?  Look, I am trying to win back my mother's favor and as of right now I still have my father's favor and I sure the hell don't want to lose that. 

Also, trying to wrestle that school away from Twilight could lead to another destructive magic battle between the two of us and I highly doubt that Canterlot wants to put up with that.  Also, come January 1st, you will be mayor down there and how the hell would you run a casino AND handle the town's affairs?

Just drop this whole casino crap, alright?  I don't feel like putting up with my bitchy sister and maybe starting a magic war, alright. 

Not Wanting to Start a Magic War, 

Starlight