//------------------------------// // The Royal Pony Sisters' Step-Daughters (S1 E12) // Story: Unpleasant Correspondence 2 (My Little Pony: Reign of the Goddess-Queens) // by StormLuna //------------------------------// Dear God Emperor Goldner, Something terrible has happened. You see, we were going exploring and we managed to go through a portal and wound up in Equestria again. The thing is, the portal wound up losing all of its energy and now we can't go back home. Even worse, that means that we are now orphans. Now we are not sure where to go but do you know if Starlight Glimmer still lives in Ponyville? If so we are wondering if she would adopt us? Please get back to us, we would love to be her stepdaughters. Sincerely, Toolaroola and Coconut Cream To the G3 Ponies that annoy me, Look, I am no longer involved with this generation of My Little Pony. However, I do know that Starlight has become something much bigger thanks to the new big brass, she and Twilight Sparkle live in Canterlot and are ruling the roost in Equestria now. Unfortunately I don't rule the roost anymore so I suppose I can't stop you from writing her so go ahead and write her. Don't be surprised though if Twilight isn't thrilled because of the desserts you threw on her one time. Brian Goldner, CEO of Hasbro, Inc. Dear Starlight Glimmer, It is Toolaroola and Coconut Cream. We have some rather interesting news. You see, the two of us were doing some exploring and we went through that portal again but the thing is, it has now disappeared and we are homeless and no longer have any parents. We talked to who is now the former big brass and since he is no longer in charge, he said he couldn't stop you from adopting us! He also told us something about Twilight being upset if you did but we know more about you two than most ponies would think. We know you two are close and she wouldn't stop you because she loves you. Please let us know if you'll adopt us so we can come up to Canterlot and begin new lives. Hoping You'll Adopt Us, Toolaroola and Coconut Cream Dear Toolaroola and Coconut Cream, We have talked and we have decided to adopt you. In the event you are wondering why I am saying we, you see Twilight is my sister and we are very close, closer than any other pair of sisters ever. Also, we have infinite powers so we can do anything we please. So come on up to Canterlot and not only will we adopt you but we'll turn you into Alicorns and make you princesses. Ready to Adopt You, Starlight Glimmer and Twilight Sparkle ONE WEEK LATER To Brian Goldner, Guess what asshole, we were adopted by Starlight and Twilight! Yep, despite you not allowing it back in season seven and claiming we'd never get adopted, we did! Want to know something else you jackass? They turned us into Alicorns and gave us powers greater than their mother had and are teaching us even more! Even better, we are now princesses and have been promised that once we get older, we'll get to take over Twilight's old castle and make some bitch named Luster Dawn our subordinate! Isn't that sweet? Anyway, we'd say more but our step-mothers are throwing us a lavish feast and we don't want to be late. Equestria's Newest Princesses, Toolaroola and Coconut Cream To the Arrogant New Princesses, What the hell? You mean to tell me that not only were you adopted but you were turned into Alicorns and made princesses? I know why the hell this happened. The new big brass did this to spite me. In fact, he has done a lot to spite me solely because his waifu never became an Alicorn princess in the show. Oh well, this isn't any skin off of my ass. Now I do want to ask you of one thing, once you two are deemed old enough to take over Twilight's old castle, make Luster Dawn's life miserable. I don't like her any more than Twilight does. Upset you Became Alicorns, Brian Goldner, CEO of Hasbro, Inc.