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Writing is a lot like life. It depresses the hell out of me, but I still go on with it for some weird reason.


This story is a sequel to Twilight Sparkle and the Elements of Bootlegs

When Discord hid the elements away from the bearers, he thought he won. There was no other way he could be defeated. That is unless the bearers arrive with massive piles of their elements from different universes, intent on ending his return right then and there.

This is going to take awhile.

This was written for Quills and Sofas Expanded Universe contest. This is a sequel to TheDriderPony Twilight Sparkle and the Elements of Bootlegs.

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One of the funniest stories in the contest, and a fantastic read. Great work!

...This...made absolutely no, goddamn, sense.

As fitting for a fanfic with Discord in it

Are we going to get a sequel where the owners of these Elements try to get their own Elements back?

:moustache: I got the hedge trimmer , What's up? Oh, and I brought the hand truck, Jack hammer and a few union guys

Love where he throws the book.

Oh yeah?” Twilight asked smugly. “We’ll see about that. Come on girls!” Immediately another rainbow beam erupted from the three. It struck Discord and… he actually felt something! A weird, hardening sensation. At first, he almost laughed. Finally, his torture was at an end! He realized too late what was actually happening. He was turning back to stone! He began screaming and thrashing to get out, but to no avail. Once the rainbow faded, all that remained was a statue of a weird goat thing, a terrified expression on its face.

The ponies magical appendages reappeared, and they all entered a group huddle, laughing at their victory. “We did it! We defeated Discord!” Twilight yelled victoriously.

“Now wait a sec,” Applejack spoke up. “We didn’t feel anything. That couldn’t have been the right ones.”

The mane six all broke away, confused expressions on their face. Fluttershy checked her element and looked up, her confused expression remaining. “M-mine says Element of Kindness.”

“And mine the Element of Generosity.”

Twilight suddenly began laughing loudly, the Element of Friendship in her hoof. Upon noticing her friends' confused and slightly scared faces, she showed them the back of the crown.

“The Elements of Karmony.”

I don't get it? What happened, or are they referencing of them being actual knock offs.

Karma got them

That's the problem with chaos. Too much of it and you're just wriggling around for hours not accomplishing much. And yet Discord couldn't look away. Victim of his own morbid curiosity. It's almost tragic in a way.

What does Karmony mean?


Oh, Karma! Make sense. So basically, Discord got his Bad Karma/Consequences by turning back to stone?! Is that right.

I wonder what could happen with the other villains... As long as they don't find the 'Elements of Bimbony' or the 'Elements of Inflation' ...

Elements of Inflation: Ruining the economy with the power of friendship

It's rare a story sends me searching on Urban Dictionary, kudos

Yeah... but the thing is the Urban Dictionary definition for karmony is decidedly a bit more vulgar lol.

That could be a story of it's own. Instead of the normal elements, they have all been replaced with Lewd alternatives.

He wouldn’t have even minded the weird combinations if they were pulling more Elements of Rigatoni and Elements of Garlic Aioli, but those were now few and far between. This was just getting ridiculous now, and Discord didn’t know how much longer he could take it. Why was he still here? They did find at least three actual Elements, of which Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie were wearing while sitting on the sidelines away from the others, sipping on some Element of Harmo-Tea. It had been an hour though since Pinkie Pie joined the other two after finding her actual element. Was this thing ever going to end?

Should have been the Element of Honest-Tea. https://youtu.be/fdf1AqxhVoM


Eventually, Kars stopped thinking.

Would’t that be the element of… ya know what, I got nothin!

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