Discord wishes to share the work of his favorite human writer with his new friends. Although, what fun would there be in simply handing over the books? Oh no, he has some more entertaining ideas in mind.
The games will be fun;
he made sure of that.
But can they all handle
the Drak in the Hat?
*Written because I lost a bet*
Oh. My. Celestia! I'll be damned if this isnt featured today, this is some hilaious stuff! I can't believe nobody thought to mix discord and Seuss, it makes so much sense!!
Maybe the Everfree runs wild because the Lorax keeps the trees safe
The hilarity is tremendous in this one. Most self-inserts don't go well, but yours fits in so well with the rest of the story!
Shut up and take my fave!
Discord and Dr. Seuss? All of my yes's!
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Mother of God...
YOU ARE A GENIUS.
3382746>>3382596>>3382546 Awww, thanks guys! I got the idea when one of the kids I work with wanted me to read The Cat in the Hat to her. I'm really glad you like it. (Who knows, if this thing takes off, I might have to make a series of it )
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I VOTE FOR SERIES!
3382746 Oh, and thanks for the watch, Elusive.
Love it!
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Wait a minute? Did you say that nobody has done this yet? Did I do something (dare I say it) original?
Ironically by being unoriginal?
Nah... I'm pretty sure it's been done somewhere. Oh well, my motto on this site is, "Don't worry about if it's been done before. Worry about doing it BETTER than it's been done before."
(Ha! It looks like Pinkie is trying to eat the question mark ^^^)
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I dont think ive seen this before. I mean, I did an original piece, i think, with T-T-T-Tia! since i dont think anyone's decided to make Celestia a chia pet!
If i'm wrong though, let the author find me and may they have mercy on my fic.
Do continue!
3383239 I dare say it's original to THIS site at least.
You, sir, are a genius!
Hah, this was very entertaining to read!
Lewis Carrol would drive Twilight mad.
Appropriately light-hearted and, dare I say it, fun.
The Drak in the Hat Comes Back?
Your ability to mimic Seuss' style is stellar. This was awesome.
That ending. That wrapped up comedy gold in a platinum bow that's how good it was.
3385509>>3385412>>3384349>>3384017>>3383985>>3383616>>3383323>>3382596>>3383016 That's really nice, guys. Y'all are making me feel all warm inside. The best part is, I didn't have to drop acid to do it. Muffin: 1 Seuss: ___ (OK, so his score is much more impressive).
I'll offer you a deal. I haven't even begun to promote this thing yet, and it is already doing incredibly well. Infinitely better than I had anticipated. If this thing get's featured, I'll make a few more Seuss crossovers and change this story into "Dr. Discord Presents: An Equestrian Seussiful Adventure." That way I can add more stories as chapters and you don't have to follow me to find out about them (Though you still can if you want )
Caveat: Chances are I am going to do all of that regardless of if I get featured or not. I'm just saying this to motivate you to help me promote it.
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Dr. Seuss was done before with Dragon in a Wagon, (So, Spike actually) but that was before Discord was a character I think. Also, The Giving Fluttertree was another work of his and then I spun off that with "The little pegasus that could".
So, original? Unfortunately, I'm a bubble burster. Was this story still good? Yes.
3386055 Nice to see you too.
I'm kidding of course. I had a feeling it had been done. Either way, thanks for the compliment.
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Sorry ^-^ This fandom is so big that it's fantastically impossible to be original, so I felt the need to give credit where credit is due. This story should still pull in a hefty crowd though.
3386031 PROMOTION: GRANTED.
I'm surprised that you're not getting Discord to be the Yak in the Sak
3386031 I'm adding it to groups as we speak.
A good story this is
a good story indeed!
A fantastical comedy
for people to read.
Guffaws and giggles
were had all around!
Such that this story
I duly resound.
You have....you have.....
Not only made me laugh, but you reactivated my childhood.
I must say, this is quite impressive by the way.
To think I have never seen this day!
I shan't be too lenient on what I have to say--
Whatever it is that should throw themselves to you this May!
I hope it would not be too much to ask
But could we do a collab based on 'Hooray for Diffendoofer Day?'
Maybe next time I shall read your stories and bask
And tip my invisible hat off and say you performed this in a very good way!
Well done. Well done indeed! Thumbed and faved.
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Very nice! I know how much of a pain it is to try and not only make something rhyme but "rhyme well". Heck...I only tried writing dialogue for Zecora once ever, and that alone was a headache. This one looked like a "good" rhyme too with a pretty good meter! Nice job!
...And Twilight should just hope that Discord turns her house into "Alice in Wonderland" or "Alice Through the Looking Glass" next time as opposed to, say, "A Clockwork Orange".
I was waiting for the day when I would see this. And here it is. You have made my day with this friend. Very nice
There is only one word for me to say here, "more?"
This was wonderful! More please!
Maybe Discord could be the Grinch come Heart's Warming Eve because no one invited him to a party, only for Derpy to show up towards the end.
And the wall eyed mare
Showed up looking sad.
She handed him the letter,
With a contrite, "Oops, my bad!"
That ending.
Maybe next time you do something like this, Zecora is the only one not rhyming.
3392366>>3382546>>3382596>>3382746>>3383016>>3383985>>3384349>>3385412>>3387387>>3389080>>3389167>>3391186>>3392366>>3392100 Alright, since you all liked it so much, I have decided to serialize it. The next chapter shall be "Dr. Discord's Green Eggs and Hay." Unfortunately, I can't promise you a time frame, so keep your eyes peeled and don't ignore your feed.
3389159 Sure, if you are still interested when I get to that chapter, then I will certainly collaborate with you.
3390639 I was thinking "The Jabberwocky."
3392484 Awesome.
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Shut up and take my follow!
YHUSSSS!!
This was great, and Discord is so perfect for this story. Tweet this to John De Lancie, I bet he'd love it.
Check out my fimfic with Twilight in a Duck Amuck parody.
3393890 I appreciate the compliment, but I don't do Twitter.
Brilliant!
This was hilariously fun!
3406541 is the new chapter on par with the first?
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I'd say so, yeah.
3406635 Coolio. Thanks a ton.
3406945 Awww. I feel the love. Like my favorite sweater on a cold day.
fluttershy hears a who XDD i know its coming
3407075 Stay tuned to find out.
Will Twilight have an "Oh The Places You'll Go" Chapter
Or a One Pony, Two Pony, Red Pony, Blue Pony chapter? for everyone?
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The muses lead on
where no one can see.
The future is unclear,
even to me.
Where this story will lead,
even I am not sure.
Just rest assured,
there will definitely be more.
(I am having way too much fun with this.)
Don't worry Discord, you're good at dancing.
Rarity the Big-Hearted Unicorn.
On Beyond Zecora.
If I Ran Ponyville.
And to Think That I Saw it In Everfree Forest
The Lorax meets Applejack.