Dear Discord,
Ok, I need to ask you of a huge favor. As you know, my protege hasn't really had any kind of test to prove whether she is really worthy or not. I know that after Fluttershy was released you started to help her learn magic so I want the two of you to bring about a lot of chaos to Ponyville. I'm not going to tell you specifically what to do because I know you'll do a good job. I do however want you to make it worse than what you put me and my friends through back not long after I moved down there. Long story short: I want you two to put Luster and her lousy acquaintances to the test. Oh and one other thing, HAVE FUN!
Sincerely,
Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle
Dear Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle,
Now normally I would say no because of what you did to my dear Fluttershy and Rarity, who I have grown close to but since you want to do this to Luster, I'll do it for you. What the two of us will do we are not sure but trust me, Luster will probably go haywire trying to stop it!
Ready to Bring About Chaos,
Discord
Two Days Later
Dear Twibitch,
I don't know exactly what the hell is going on but all of a sudden things are fucked up in Ponyville. We have chocolate rain falling from the sky, some buildings are floating in the air and we have these giant butterflies flying around and are causing damage to some of the shitty, poorly constructed buildings in this dilapidated hell hole.
Now I know a fair amount about history and this sounds a whole lot like what that bastard Discord did so long ago. I think you and your bitch sister need to get your asses down here and take care of it. Ponies here are not happy and they are especially mad at you and Starbitch for not being here to take care of it right now. Now Cozy seems to think it is funny but then again Cozy finds the weirdest things funny. Now get your flanks down here ASAP and fix this!
Pissed Off,
Luster Dawn
Luster,
For starters, don't you ever try and order the two of us around again. Remember, I am your owner and both of us are infinitely powerful Alicorns and could throw you into another dimension if we wanted. Now about the problems down there, that does sound like something Discord would do if he simply wanted a few laughs, decided to punish you for trying to violate Fluttershy or has gone evil again.
Now I am going to let you in on something. This whole situation is YOUR problem, not ours. You and your acquaintances are the ones who have to take care of this. Now it is your problem because not only is shit such as this beneath infinitely powerful Alicorns, it is also not in our contracts. You see, the way our contract with the big brass works states that my inferior and her problematic acquaintances have to deal with this. Now have fun trying to figure this out Luster. My hot to trot sister and I both know you'll fuck up royally and Bright Beam will likely have to fix it but hey, we can always hope you get it right!
Laughing at YOUR Problem,
Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle
The Following Day
Dear Twibitch,
You want to know something? I along with Sweetie Bitch have tried using our magic on some things, especially the huge butterflies but it isn't working! How the fuck are we even supposed to do this?. The seven of us don't have the same advantage that you and your friends did. We don't have something like the Elements. All I have is six moronic acquaintances, two of which refuse to put out, a dragon who is calling me an idiot, and a step-daughter who is laughing over the butterflies and is out drinking the chocolate rain.
We are out of ideas and have contemplated simply bailing on this dump and leaving town to get away from this shit. Now I am going to ask you this, is there anything that will help us with this or is this whole town simply fucked over for all eternity?
Frustrated,
Luster Dawn
Luster,
Oh I suppose I should have told you about something that might help you but it skipped my mind! You see, in this cave deep in the Everfree Forest there are seven necklaces. With these seven necklaces, a group of friends can get together and defeat any foe, well except my incredibly sexy sister and I of course. I would advise you round your acquaintances up, go into the Everfree Forest and retrieve them. If this helps any, the cave is around five miles to the east of the Castle of the Two Sisters, well what is left of it anyway. Now go, Ponyville can't handle too much more chaos!"
Knowing You Will Still Fail,
Goddess-Queen Twilight Sparkle